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today was a pretty shitty day. Prob the only good part of it was when i was talkin to sheryl and when i farted at dinner in this fancy pizza place in downtown beach. i hate babysitting.....with a passion and the thing that pisses me off the most is that i dont get paid so it sucks.
but its all good sheryl comes over tommrow and hopefully friday (the 3rd) well i really dont wanna say to much more cause i am lazy and if u know me then u already know whats goin on in my life so i guess i shall talk to u later