Things I'd like to do before I die
Ok so...in no particular order...before I die I want to...
1. Take a shit in the ocean
2. Go on a cross country road trip from Miami to LA and back...stops would include Yeehaw Junction, Vegas, and Nashville...and any other tourist traps we find along the way....IN A HYBRID!
3. Sing a duet with a rockstar
4. Be the hottest coolest milf on the block
5. Play flag-football in the rain
6. Have 15 minutes of fame
7. Win an Oscar for best original screenplay
8. Write a semi popular (even a lil bit) children's book
9. Own my own business and sell it for a profit...(fuckers!)
10. Take a homeless person out to a really nice breakfast/lunch
11. Jump into a pool with all of my clothes on
12. Go to Prague at least one more time!
13. Go skydiving
14. Go bunji jumping
15. Treat my entire family and their spouses to a nice spa day/dinner.
16. Visit every continent....'cept for that one really cold one
15. Write a song I love and never play it for anyone...EVER
16. Grab the pope's butt and say..."Ey Padre...lookin GOOD!"
17. Write someone a letter of recommendation for college
18. Ride a mechanical bull
19. Ride a real bull
20. Go mountain climbing (a very very tiny mountain)
21. Learn how to play guitar
22. Learn how to play a very complicated piano piece
23. Discover, manage, record, market and distribute a really cool musician
24. Take a shit in the white house
25. Take a really amazing photograph
Hmm...that's all for now...I could go on...
but I won't
So...if I accomplish 90% of the things on this list does that mean I get an A- in life?
1. Take a shit in the ocean
2. Go on a cross country road trip from Miami to LA and back...stops would include Yeehaw Junction, Vegas, and Nashville...and any other tourist traps we find along the way....IN A HYBRID!
3. Sing a duet with a rockstar
4. Be the hottest coolest milf on the block
5. Play flag-football in the rain
6. Have 15 minutes of fame
7. Win an Oscar for best original screenplay
8. Write a semi popular (even a lil bit) children's book
9. Own my own business and sell it for a profit...(fuckers!)
10. Take a homeless person out to a really nice breakfast/lunch
11. Jump into a pool with all of my clothes on
12. Go to Prague at least one more time!
13. Go skydiving
14. Go bunji jumping
15. Treat my entire family and their spouses to a nice spa day/dinner.
16. Visit every continent....'cept for that one really cold one
15. Write a song I love and never play it for anyone...EVER
16. Grab the pope's butt and say..."Ey Padre...lookin GOOD!"
17. Write someone a letter of recommendation for college
18. Ride a mechanical bull
19. Ride a real bull
20. Go mountain climbing (a very very tiny mountain)
21. Learn how to play guitar
22. Learn how to play a very complicated piano piece
23. Discover, manage, record, market and distribute a really cool musician
24. Take a shit in the white house
25. Take a really amazing photograph
Hmm...that's all for now...I could go on...
but I won't
So...if I accomplish 90% of the things on this list does that mean I get an A- in life?