( video; English ) I should give him a British accent to make it complete

[yourgoddamnit]

[ To anyone who knows his title, his costume comes as absolutely no surprise. To any characters who know Karkat, seeing him as a knight is probably the most disorienting thing ever

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[totallygaaay]

At least ya not out hunting your own kind...

[Dare he say it?]

... or wearin' a dress.

[yourgoddamnit]

I've had enough of kimono-dress-terrible fashion choices to last me a whole fucking lifetime.
I wouldn't mind this except I have no way of getting out of it
and it's really fucking cumbersome to move around in.

[totallygaaay]

Can't imagine ya looking good in one, either.

It'll protect ya from most stuff... like vampires. Which, if ya see any, tell me so I can kill them.

And no, I don't count.

[yourgoddamnit]

I don't.
And as a rainbow drinker yourself
shouldn't your first order of business be ridding the world of yourself?

[totallygaaay]

Can only kill myself when I've rid the world of all other vampires.

Unless you want me to come back as a vampire ghost.

[yourgoddamnit]

Sounds reasonable.
My shiny tin suit is prompting me to warn you not to harm any damsels in distress or I'll have to cut you, blah blah.

There is no such thing don't be a fucktard.

[totallygaaay]

Only if those damsels are vampires.

Is your shiny suit telling you that too?

[yourgoddamnit]

Damsels are not rainbow drinkers that's a contradiction.

[ totally doesn't know about Kanaya yet whoops. though really she's less of a "damsel in distress" than "kickass chainsaw chick." ]

Yes it is.
The metal speaks to me, obviously.
It whispers its wisdom to me.

[totallygaaay]

I'm sure ya know all about that, shiny.

Hope it tells ya how to take a leak in that thing.

[yourgoddamnit]

I know everything.
By virtue of being shiny, I am now a flawless specimen.
Hold everything I say to be truth, peon.

No.
No it doesn't
and that concerns me.

[totallygaaay]

You protect people during the day. I slay the darkness at night. Your bravery stinks, shiny.

Ha ha! Good thing I'm in a dress.

[yourgoddamnit]

Are you challenging me to a duel?
I will show you my stabs if you question my valor further.

Wait.
What.
Why?