( video; English ) I should give him a British accent to make it complete

Nov 01, 2011 02:25

[ To anyone who knows his title, his costume comes as absolutely no surprise. To any characters who know Karkat, seeing him as a knight is probably the most disorienting thing ever ( Read more... )

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voice. ethericbit November 2 2011, 20:28:37 UTC
Yeah, it's weird, isn't it? That's why I'm trying to figure it out! [ he smirks ] You probably don't have to act all deep about it, though.

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voice. yourgoddamnit November 3 2011, 21:26:21 UTC
It disturbs me that you're trying to figure out my bathroom habits.

[ yes he knows that's not what Jack was referring to BUT HE NEEDS TO TAKE A JAB AT EVERY CHANCE HE GETS. ]

How am I acting "deep"?
It feels like my soul is being conformed to this role.
Not my fault.

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voice. ethericbit November 3 2011, 22:34:24 UTC
Bathroom...? What're you talking about?

Yeah, it seems like that's happening to everyone. You usually yell a lot more, haha! The scientists must be using some sort of...personality-altering machine...[ rubs chin in thought ]

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voice. yourgoddamnit November 4 2011, 20:48:18 UTC
Wait.
What.
You know what? Never mind.

That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
It's clearly mind-altering poisons.

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voice. ethericbit November 4 2011, 22:06:05 UTC
Hey, you say everything's the stupidest thing you've ever heard. It's not exactly helping the case over here! Don't you have any leads?

[ ace detective on the loose... ]

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voice. yourgoddamnit November 5 2011, 23:15:07 UTC
I hear much stupidity.

Leads?
What is this, a fucking court?
No I don't have any leads.
But I will gladly testify to hang the bastard that stuck me in this and gouged out the rage in my heart with a rusty knife.

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voice. ethericbit November 6 2011, 00:05:59 UTC
I mean a lead on who did this! I mean, it's gotta be the scientists, but somebody's gonna have an idea on where they could be.

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voice. yourgoddamnit November 9 2011, 20:38:59 UTC
Can't imagine who else it would be.
If there was an evil mastermind at work with this shitty of a torment plan, they probably would have stepped forward by now.
Go look for footprints or something.

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voice. ethericbit November 9 2011, 21:44:31 UTC
Footprints just won't cut it! It's not like they left shoes behind. I'd need a description! C'mon, you alien freaks don't even have cops?

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voice. yourgoddamnit November 10 2011, 01:17:06 UTC
We have legislacerators and threshecutioners
but those are reserved mainly for imperial affairs.

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voice. ethericbit November 10 2011, 02:07:57 UTC
Right, right, whatever. Doesn't matter here. Any other ways you can think of tracking them down?

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voice. yourgoddamnit November 10 2011, 05:21:56 UTC
You got some kind of lusus that has their scent?
Fuck if I know.
I don't think tracking is in my job description.

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voice. ethericbit November 10 2011, 21:30:59 UTC
You mean an animal? Nope. I guess I could ask Ange about her cat, but it'd probably just paw at me the whole time. I'll have to use other methods!

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voice. yourgoddamnit November 11 2011, 04:01:15 UTC
Don't look at me
my tasks are simple.
Save the maiden
stab the french
tell sobriety to fuck off at an oddly shaped table.

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voice. ethericbit November 11 2011, 04:30:27 UTC
That just sounds pretty boring to me.

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voice. yourgoddamnit November 13 2011, 19:52:05 UTC
The stabbing part doesn't sound so bad to me.

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