( video; English ) I should give him a British accent to make it complete

Nov 01, 2011 02:25

[ To anyone who knows his title, his costume comes as absolutely no surprise. To any characters who know Karkat, seeing him as a knight is probably the most disorienting thing ever ( Read more... )

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[ Voice ] verdantventure November 1 2011, 06:45:15 UTC
Oh--You know the story of Rapunzel!

[ Because that is clearly the most important thing??? ]

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[ Voice ] yourgoddamnit November 3 2011, 21:23:44 UTC
[ LMAO WOW FLORA way to prioritize. ]

Something like it.
I can't believe that the offhanded reference to an outdated story is the first thing you noticed.
Wait no.
I can.

[ As much as he'd like to go on an insult tirade, he bites his tongue because CHIVALRY MEANS YOU DON'T CURSE OUT THE LADIES. Sucks to be him. ]

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[ Voice ] verdantventure November 8 2011, 06:05:10 UTC
[ She has the best priorities, ok?? ]

Oh well...it's just my favorite story, you know? So...it's good to see that others know it, especially since we all come from different worlds and the like.

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[ Voice ] yourgoddamnit November 9 2011, 19:57:07 UTC
Okay well
I can respect that.
Sorta.
The modern version on my world is for wrigglers but
it's still a story of romance and its mighty influence.

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[ Voice ] verdantventure November 12 2011, 09:40:24 UTC
It's also a very relate-able tale!

Ah...wrigglers?

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[ Voice ] yourgoddamnit November 13 2011, 19:42:11 UTC
I have never been locked in my hive and needed a valiant, deranged troll to get me out.
Nor have I climbed into a tower by the hair of a female.
I mean I could have done it to Terezi's tree but it wouldn't be hair I'd be climbing.
It'd probably be a noose.

You know
young trolls before they pupate.
I think your equivalent would be a "baby."

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Re: [ Voice ] verdantventure November 16 2011, 17:25:48 UTC
O-Oh. Maybe I'm the only one who thinks it relatable, then. But no matter! It's a good story, regardless. [ She's just...not going to ask about the noose. Because she probably doesn't want to know... ]

Ah, I see. So where you're from, fairy tales aren't enjoyed by people who are older?

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[ Voice ] yourgoddamnit November 19 2011, 00:15:19 UTC
Why?
Were you locked in a way in a tower?

Not really.
Kanaya is really into Rainbow Drinker books but I think that's more along the lines of adolescent fiction.
As for adults, fuck if I know.
It's not like I've ever met one.
I assume once your entered into the ranks of the imperial army, you cast aside anything that is not the grim reality in front of you.
...Maybe I should have said all of that in the past tense but fuck it
too lazy to edit now.

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[ Voice ] verdantventure November 24 2011, 08:56:28 UTC
Well...yes. Though I wasn't...locked away exactly.

I see! That's kind of sad. Ah...but what's the Imperial Army? It sounds dreadful.

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[ Voice ] yourgoddamnit November 25 2011, 00:23:09 UTC
How can you not be locked away exactly?

It is, or was, the mightiest army in our universe.
All adult trolls were scattered throughout the stars to secure Alternia's hegemony.
Adolescents of all levels aspired to serve as valuable tools of conquest.

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[ Voice ] verdantventure November 25 2011, 02:22:12 UTC
Well it wasn't like in the story! I mean, there weren't any witches and...ah...I was only up there so I would be safe, and...[ Yeah she's got nothin'. ]

I see. Sounds like it was an...interesting job to have. [ Or something like that. She has no idea. ]

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[ Voice ] yourgoddamnit November 25 2011, 05:01:31 UTC
You're not making a convincing argument.

I was going to be a Threshecutioner.
Now it looks like I'm a fucking knight.
Pretty much went on the opposite career path, apparently.

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[ Voice ] verdantventure November 26 2011, 09:50:33 UTC
Well...I'm not really sure how to make it more convincing, so.

There isn't anything wrong with knights, though! They're one of the more preferable careers out there, if you ask me.

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