[ The camera shows scenery of Discedo flashing by as Karkat runs, the view of his face jerking unsteadily once in a while. It's hard as hell to hold anything steady when you're running. ]
YES IT DID. AND WHY ARE YOU IN A FUCKING TUNNEL? GO BACK TO THE TEMPORARY HIVE YOU USELESS GODDAMN CLOWN. I SWEAR IF YOU DIE, I AM GOING TO COMMIT RITUALISTIC JAPANESE SUICIDE FOLLOW YOU INTO THE AFTERLIFE AND KICK YOUR ASS FOR AN HOUR.
YOU MEAN THE TUNNEL EXCAVATION THING TO SPERO? OKAY LOOK IF YOU'RE ALREADY THERE JUST FUCKING STICK TO SOMEONE WHO YOU CAN WORK WITH IF AN EMERGENCY ARISES UNTIL I GET THERE. I THINK MARCO'S IN THAT DIRECTION.
I'M FUCKING FINE ASIDE FROM GHOSTS OR PROJECTIONS HALLUCINATIONS FUCKING FOLLOWING ME. THERE'S SOME PREACHY ASSHOLE WHO I KEEP RUNNING INTO.
DoGg We GoT tHiS sHiT :o) i MeT a PrEtTy WiCkEd tAlKiNg ShElLbEaSt AnD wE'vE bEeN cHiLlInG.
gHoStS n' StUfF? tHaT's AwEsOmE sHiT, mAn. LiKe MoThErFuCkErS gOnE aLl Up AnD gOt DeAd AnD tHeN tHeY'rE lIkE wHoOpS! oH sHiT hOlD oN a SeCoNd MiRaClE mEsSiAhS tHiS mOtHeRfUcKeR's GoT sOmE bUsInEsS bAcK iN tHe MoThErFuCkInG lAnD oF lIvInG aNd ShIt. AnD tHeY MuSt Be LoOkInG aT eAcH oThEr LiKe YeAh MaN jUsT tHiS oNcE bEcAuSe MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLeS aNd ShIt :o)
SHELLBEAST. WHAT. ARE YOU SURE IT'S NOT GOING TO EAT YOU? LET'S HOPE IT CAN SMELL THE POISON COURSING IN YOUR VEINS.
NO. NOT AWESOME SHIT. IT'S NOT A FUCKING MIRACLE. IT'S DISTURBING, ANNOYING, AND AN UTTER CLUSTERFUCK OF CONFUSION. BESIDES TEREZI IS AMONG THE PROJECTIONS AND SHE SURE AS FUCK ISN'T DEAD. IF ANYTHING, I SHOULD BE AMONG THEM CONSIDERING HOW MANY TIMES I FUCKING DIED IN THIS TERRIBLE WASTE OF A UNIVERSE.
IF YOU EVER REFER TO YOURSELF AS "FINE PURPLE ASS" AGAIN I WILL LITERALLY KILL MYSELF. THIS IS NOT AN EXAGGERATION. I WILL JUST JUMP ONTO A CHAINSAW AND LET IT HAVE ITS WAY WITH ME.
I DON'T SLEEP AND I DON'T DREAM. AND EVEN WHEN THE IMPOSSIBLE HAPPENS AND I DO MANAGE TO DOZE OFF IT'S NEVER ANYTHING LIKE THIS.
HoNk! :o) MaN, yOu GoTtA uNwInD sOmEtImE. lIkE, sOmEtHiNg AbOuT wHaT yOu'Re SaYiN' gIvEs Me ThE fEeLiNg YoU gOt SoMe BuIlT uP bAd ViBeS gOiNg AlL oVeR tOwN. yOu ShOuLd SpEnD a WeEkEnD cHiLlInG oUt On ThE lUxUrIoUs HoRn PiLe MaN. iT'lL dO yOuR sOuL gOoD. :o)
AwW hElL yEs BrOtHeR. yOu Be KnOwInG tHaT yOu AnD i ArE tHe MoSt DiAmOnD mOtHeRfUcKeRs ThErE iS. lIkE wItH aLl yOuR mAd DoWnS aNd My MoThErFuCkIn UpS wE aLmOsT gOt OuRsElVeS a PeRfEcTlY bAlAnCeD cIrClE oF fRiEnDsHiP! hOnK hOnK! :o)
THEN IT'S BEST THAT WE DON'T THROW THAT BALANCE OUT OF WHACK, RIGHT? I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING IMAGINE YOU WITH BULLSHIT BAD VIBES. YOU'D PROBABLY CREATE A BLACK HOLE AND SUCK IN EVERYTHING AROUND YOU. CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN.
HaHa DoGg YoU kNoW tHaT's TrUe ThIs MoThErFuCkEr NeVeR eVeN gEtS uP AnD aNgRy AbOuT mOtHeRfUcKiNg MoSqUiToEs. LiKe ThEy'Re JuSt DoInG tHeIr ThInG, mAn. WhIcH iS sTeAlIn Up My BlOoD aNd ShIt BuT cAn'T bLaMe ThEm. ThAt'S jUsT wHaT tHeIr HeArTs ArE aLl Up AnD tElLiNg ThEm To Do.
oH nOoOoOoOoOoO...
tHaT's NoT fUn :o(
AlSo I'm LiKe, In A tUnNeL aNd ShIt RiGhT nOw, MaN!
tHeSe LiTtLe TaLkBoXeS gEt GrEaT sIgNaL eVeRyWhErE!
hOnK! :o)
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AND WHY ARE YOU IN A FUCKING TUNNEL?
GO BACK TO THE TEMPORARY HIVE YOU USELESS GODDAMN CLOWN.
I SWEAR IF YOU DIE, I AM GOING TO COMMIT RITUALISTIC JAPANESE SUICIDE
FOLLOW YOU INTO THE AFTERLIFE
AND KICK YOUR ASS FOR AN HOUR.
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wE'rE eMpTyInG tHaT mOtHeRfUcKeR oF aLl It'S sWeEt BiLe AnD sHiT.
i ThInK iT lEaDs To TrEaSuRe! :o)
So Is YoUr MaD aSs AlL aLrIgHt?
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OKAY LOOK IF YOU'RE ALREADY THERE
JUST FUCKING STICK TO SOMEONE WHO YOU CAN WORK WITH IF AN EMERGENCY ARISES UNTIL I GET THERE.
I THINK MARCO'S IN THAT DIRECTION.
I'M FUCKING FINE ASIDE FROM GHOSTS
OR PROJECTIONS
HALLUCINATIONS FUCKING FOLLOWING ME.
THERE'S SOME PREACHY ASSHOLE WHO I KEEP RUNNING INTO.
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i MeT a PrEtTy WiCkEd tAlKiNg ShElLbEaSt AnD wE'vE bEeN cHiLlInG.
gHoStS n' StUfF?
tHaT's AwEsOmE sHiT, mAn.
LiKe
MoThErFuCkErS gOnE aLl Up AnD gOt DeAd
AnD tHeN tHeY'rE lIkE
wHoOpS!
oH sHiT hOlD oN a SeCoNd MiRaClE mEsSiAhS
tHiS mOtHeRfUcKeR's GoT sOmE bUsInEsS bAcK iN tHe MoThErFuCkInG lAnD oF lIvInG aNd ShIt.
AnD tHeY MuSt Be LoOkInG aT eAcH oThEr LiKe
YeAh MaN jUsT tHiS oNcE
bEcAuSe MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLeS aNd ShIt :o)
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WHAT.
ARE YOU SURE IT'S NOT GOING TO EAT YOU?
LET'S HOPE IT CAN SMELL THE POISON COURSING IN YOUR VEINS.
NO.
NOT AWESOME SHIT.
IT'S NOT A FUCKING MIRACLE.
IT'S DISTURBING, ANNOYING, AND AN UTTER CLUSTERFUCK OF CONFUSION.
BESIDES
TEREZI IS AMONG THE PROJECTIONS
AND SHE SURE AS FUCK ISN'T DEAD.
IF ANYTHING, I SHOULD BE AMONG THEM
CONSIDERING HOW MANY TIMES I FUCKING DIED IN THIS TERRIBLE WASTE OF A UNIVERSE.
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I mEaN
hE hAsN't TrIeD tO eAt ThIs FiNe PuRpLe AsS yEt :o)
MaYbE yOu'Re AsLeEp?
LiKe
ThAt SoUnDs LiKe A wIcKeD-aSs DrEaM yOu GoT gOiNg ThErE!
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I WILL LITERALLY KILL MYSELF.
THIS IS NOT AN EXAGGERATION.
I WILL JUST JUMP ONTO A CHAINSAW AND LET IT HAVE ITS WAY WITH ME.
I DON'T SLEEP AND I DON'T DREAM.
AND EVEN WHEN THE IMPOSSIBLE HAPPENS AND I DO MANAGE TO DOZE OFF
IT'S NEVER ANYTHING LIKE THIS.
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MaN, yOu GoTtA uNwInD sOmEtImE.
lIkE,
sOmEtHiNg AbOuT wHaT yOu'Re SaYiN' gIvEs Me ThE fEeLiNg YoU gOt SoMe BuIlT uP bAd ViBeS gOiNg AlL oVeR tOwN.
yOu ShOuLd SpEnD a WeEkEnD cHiLlInG oUt On ThE lUxUrIoUs HoRn PiLe MaN.
iT'lL dO yOuR sOuL gOoD. :o)
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WITHOUT THEM, I WOULD UNRAVEL.
DO YOU WANT ME TO IMPLODE, GAMZEE?
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I'd GeT aLl BuMmEd OuT aNd ShIt. :o(
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SO YOU HAVE TO KEEP ALL THE HAPPY STUPID FEELINGS INSIDE YOU
AND I'LL KEEP ALL THE BULLSHIT BAD VIBES.
WE'LL EVEN OUT.
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yOu Be KnOwInG tHaT yOu AnD i ArE tHe MoSt DiAmOnD mOtHeRfUcKeRs ThErE iS.
lIkE
wItH aLl yOuR mAd DoWnS
aNd My MoThErFuCkIn UpS
wE aLmOsT gOt OuRsElVeS a PeRfEcTlY bAlAnCeD cIrClE oF fRiEnDsHiP!
hOnK hOnK! :o)
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I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING IMAGINE YOU WITH BULLSHIT BAD VIBES.
YOU'D PROBABLY CREATE A BLACK HOLE AND SUCK IN EVERYTHING AROUND YOU.
CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN.
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ThIs MoThErFuCkEr NeVeR eVeN gEtS uP AnD aNgRy AbOuT mOtHeRfUcKiNg MoSqUiToEs.
LiKe
ThEy'Re JuSt DoInG tHeIr ThInG, mAn.
WhIcH iS sTeAlIn Up My BlOoD aNd ShIt
BuT cAn'T bLaMe ThEm.
ThAt'S jUsT wHaT tHeIr HeArTs ArE aLl Up AnD tElLiNg ThEm To Do.
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