( text ) Karkat: Explain troll romance

[yourgoddamnit]

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] RIGHT NOW posted to board discedoCity --

BECAUSE I'M SICK OF YOU IGNORANT JACKASSES ASKING ME ABOUT THE ROMANCE QUADRANTS AND WHATNOT

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[Video] XD WHAT'S GOING ON

[luke_triton]

[Luke turns the feed on after reading this entire explanation. His expression resembles something like the above icon, but probably not quite right. It's mostly a perplexed expression. And a rather uncertain expression, that too.]

W-what? That's..very complicated..

[Video] glory. glory is what is going on.

[yourgoddamnit]

NO SHIT.
LET NO ONE WONDER WHY ADOLESCENCE IS ESPECIALLY DIFFICULT FOR TROLLS.
BUT AT LEAST NOW YOU ARE EDUCATED.
YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME.

[Video] XD

[luke_triton]

[Luke stares. And stares some more.]

Why did you write that all out for everyone?

And why do you and Mr. Gamzee both like to use that word? It's really not a very nice word to use...

[Video]

[yourgoddamnit]

BECAUSE THE PEOPLE AROUND HERE ARE IGNORAMUSES WITH NO IDEA OF WHAT A KISMESIS EVEN IS, LET ALONE ITS IMPORTANCE.
IT'S FOR THE BENEFIT OF EVERYONE THAT THEY ALL KNOW.

WHAT WORD?

[Video]

[luke_triton]

[If you look hard enough at the screen, Luke might just be blushing at all this talk of reproduction. Give him a break, he's thirteen. He probably had a similar expression when someone talked to him about where human babies came from.]

U-um...w-well I can't say the word...

And..even though I read all of that I'm still confused on what that kismesis is b-but! It's okay! You don't need to explain it anymore! I u-understood enough

[Video]

[yourgoddamnit]

[ Karkat is also thirteen (years), but he's also had to fight a king and watched reality tear right before his eyes. Also his friend exploded. So he might not count especially in "child" category. ]

I WOULDN'T CARE ANYWAY.

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?
I JUST DETAILED IT ALL.
IT'S YOUR FATED ENEMY.
HOW CAN I MAKE IT ANY CLEARER THAN THAT?

[Video]

[luke_triton]

W-well, it's not that I don't understand..it's just..it's a lot of information at once!