( TEXT; ) Karkat: Idolize Elle Woods

[yourgoddamnit]

BLUH BLUH OBLIGATORY "OH NO I DIED" POST

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2o you don't remember how you diied or what.

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[yourgoddamnit]

NOT ENTIRELY.
IT'S ALL HAZY BETWEEN THE DEATH AND THE DRUGS.

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do you want two know.
ii know you 2aiid you don't care but ii'm offeriing two tell you.
now or never.

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[yourgoddamnit]

WHY IS IT NOW OR NEVER?
ARE YOU GOING TO PURGE THE INFORMATION FROM YOUR MIND IMMEDIATELY AFTER THIS MOMENT?

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ye2.

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[yourgoddamnit]

FINE.
MAY AS WELL TELL ME.

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[p2iioniic]

[IT WAS ME.

except he doesn't even say anything remotely hinting toward him being the cause. HE MEANT TO BUT... he just. Backed out, last minute.]

vampiire.

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[yourgoddamnit]

[ wow good job Sollux now he's just a little nonplussed. ]

A VAMPIRE?
REALLY?
THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED TO TELL ME?
WELL THAT WAS ANTICLIMATIC
AND A LITTLE CONFUSING.
HOW THE FUCK DID I GET KILLED BY A VAMPIRE?

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maybe ii felt liike beiing needle22ly dramatiic.
ii'm pretty fuckiing bored riight now ii could u2e 2ome drama.
how 2hould ii know, you're the one who wa2 runniing around drugged.
ii could barely 2top you from throwiing your2elf iintwo wall2.

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[yourgoddamnit]

OH WELL THANK YOU THEN.
I HOPE BRINGING NEWS OF MY DEATH HAD PROVIDED YOU WITH SUFFICIENT ENTERTAINMENT.
I WOULD GIVE MORE FUCKS IF I COULD EVEN REMEMBER ANY OF THIS HAPPENING.
EVERYTHING IS JUST A HAZY BLUR UNTIL THE POINT I WOKE UP AGAIN.

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that'2... for the be2t, hone2tly.