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( TEXT; ) Karkat: Idolize Elle Woods

Apr 23, 2011 01:04

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fierybluebird April 23 2011, 15:36:09 UTC

Constellations in my world are pretty complicated, because they're not a standard constant.

Although I might not be from a human world.

yourgoddamnit April 24 2011, 06:30:51 UTC

SOUNDS INTERESTING REGARDLESS.
CARE TO EXPLAIN?

fierybluebird April 24 2011, 13:14:33 UTC

The Grand Line is... complicated. Impossible to navigate. So the stars don't seem to stay still, making it even harder to navigate.

yourgoddamnit April 27 2011, 03:10:20 UTC

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A GRAND LINE IS, SO THAT REFERENCE MEANS NOTHING TO ME
NOR DOES IT EXPLAIN HOW YOUR PLANET INEXPLICABLY MOVES AT RANDOM IN YOUR SOLAR SYSTEM.

fierybluebird April 27 2011, 03:14:55 UTC

The Grand Line is an ocean. And it could just be that the stars are hard to place. It's complicated, eh.

yourgoddamnit April 27 2011, 03:23:28 UTC

I WOULDN'T KNOW.
I'M NOT EXACTLY THE LIFE AQUATIC.
YOU'LL HAVE TO TALK TO THE ROYAL DOUCHEBAG FOR THAT.
BUT THE STARS OF OUR UNIVERSE GENERALLY TRAVELED IN A CONSISTENT PATTERN.
WELL...
FROM OUR PLANET'S VIEW.
I WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE FROM ALTERNIA'S IMPERIAL FLEETS.

fierybluebird April 27 2011, 03:25:18 UTC

I do.

So your stars moved too? No wait, you mean in the gravitational pull sense. Right.

yourgoddamnit April 27 2011, 03:26:12 UTC

OF COURSE I MEAN IN THE GRAVITATIONAL PULL SENSE.
IT'S NOT LIKE THE STARS FLUTTER AROUND THE VACUUM OF SPACE LIKE JOHN'S FUCKING FIREFLIES.

fierybluebird April 27 2011, 03:29:21 UTC

John has fireflies?

[This conversation...]

yourgoddamnit April 27 2011, 03:34:04 UTC

[ it's not like it'll ever get any less confusing ]

ON HIS PLANET.
NOT THE HUMAN UNIVERSE, BUT HIS PERSONALIZED PLANET CREATED WITHIN THE GAME.
LAND OF WIND AND SALAMANDERS WHO WORSHIP HIM AS THEIR BUCK-TOOTHED GOD
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
I SAW THEM WHEN WE SPOKE SOMETIMES.

fierybluebird April 27 2011, 03:43:16 UTC

Oh. Sounds cute, eh.

Well, the stars aren't that extreme. Just useless as far as navigating goes.

yourgoddamnit April 27 2011, 03:49:35 UTC

THEY BLINK SO MUCH I'M CONVINCED THAT THE REASON THOSE AMPHIBIANS ARE SO GODDAMN STUPID IS BECAUSE THEY'VE HAD SO MANY EPILEPTIC SEIZURES THAT THEIR THINK PANS HAVE JUST GIVEN UP.
BUT THERE ARE WORSE PLANETS.
THE QUESTION ISN'T REALLY RELEVANT TO NAVIGATION.
MORE SO IT'S ABOUT... MEANING.
SPECIFICALLY WITH THE ZODIAC.

fierybluebird April 27 2011, 04:05:09 UTC

Zodiac? What like man-eating goat and lapahn?

[Yeah... his world is weird.]

yourgoddamnit April 27 2011, 04:09:03 UTC

...WHAT.

fierybluebird April 27 2011, 04:10:44 UTC

Zodiac animals.

yourgoddamnit April 27 2011, 04:13:58 UTC

WE DON'T HAVE A MAN-EATING GOAT AS FAR AS I KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT ALTERNIA'S ZODIAC EXCEPT THAT THERE WERE FOURTY EIGHT SIGNS.
I'M MOSTLY INTERESTED IN THE HUMAN UNIVERSE.
WELL, OUR HUMAN UNIVERSE.
THE GENERAL HUMAN UNIVERSE.
WHATEVER.
THE ONE WITH CANCER.

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