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Apr 23, 2011 01:04

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why are all of my tags always right under eridan adorabloodiest April 23 2011, 05:29:11 UTC
did you s33?
the doctor-man said mine was a lion! a roarbeast!
how sw33t is that!

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because that's where you belong OSNAP yourgoddamnit April 23 2011, 07:41:11 UTC
REALLY?
UNSURPRISING BUT SUITABLE.
SO I GUESS IT'S PRETTY FUCKING SWEET.
WHAT ELSE DID HE SAY ABOUT YOURS?

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ICE BURN adorabloodiest April 24 2011, 04:31:07 UTC
no, thats all he said
befure he depurrted :((

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yourgoddamnit April 24 2011, 06:26:12 UTC


):B

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adorabloodiest April 25 2011, 00:23:51 UTC
*ACs ears purrk up and she twitches her cute little nose*
*because its sniffing out some f33lings that n33d to be discussed!*
*would CG purrhaps want to have a romp in the clothes-hanger pile and talk?*
*she says!*

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yourgoddamnit April 27 2011, 03:20:32 UTC
DENIED.
...AT LEAST FOR THE ROLEPLAYING IN ASTERISKS LIKE THE RETARDED OFFSPRING OF A SHITTY FANFIC AND TV SHOW FILLED WITH PLOT HOLES.
I'M NOT ESPECIALLY OPPOSED TO A TALK.
BUT I WANT SOME FUCKING PUDDING FIRST.

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adorabloodiest April 27 2011, 03:38:50 UTC
aww
youre missing out!
roleplaying is the absolute bestest way to shrink those purrsnickety f33lings!

...pudding?

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yourgoddamnit April 27 2011, 03:42:06 UTC
NO
IT'S THE ABSOLUTE BESTEST WAY TO COMMIT MASS GENOCIDE UPON MY LOBE CELLS AND REDUCE ME TO A DROOLING PUDDLE.

YEAH.
YOU KNOW.
THAT WHITISH STUFF THAT COMES IN CUPS?
IT'S APPARENTLY CALLED TAPIOCA.
IT MAKES THE BEST FUCKING SANDWICHES.

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adorabloodiest April 27 2011, 03:49:24 UTC
but what an emotionally stable drooling puddle youd be!

oh yeah!
that curious jiggly stuff!
i mixed some of the canned tuna in mine
it was scrumptious!
do we have any left?

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yourgoddamnit April 27 2011, 03:53:03 UTC
EMOTIONAL STABILITY IS FOR AMATEURS.

FOR THE COPIOUS AMOUNT OF SHITTY FOODSTUFFS HERE
THIS IS THE ONE THING THAT DOESN'T DISAPPOINT.
LIKE IT'S THE TROLL JOHN CUSACK OF FOOD.
I THINK THERE'S A COUPLE LEFT.
WANNA SPLIT ONE?

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adorabloodiest April 27 2011, 04:01:04 UTC
oh fine you big grump!
it always has to be your way
but thats why youre the leader i guess!

okay!
h33 h33
would that make the pudding
serendipurrtous? X33

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yourgoddamnit April 27 2011, 04:07:28 UTC
DAMN STRAIGHT.
I DON'T THINK IT'S ASKING ALL THAT MUCH TO PRETEND TO BE A FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN ORDER TO AVOID YOUR OWN EMOTIONS BUT WHATEVER.

IF YOU USE THAT WORD AGAIN I AM RETRACTING THE OFFER.
ALSO, WE AREN'T TALKING IN THE HORN PILE.
ANYWHERE BUT THE FUCKING HORN PILE.

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adorabloodiest April 27 2011, 04:19:02 UTC
oh its not about purrtending to avoid stuff!
sometimes when youre playing you can s33 stuff you couldnt s33 befur!
about your f33lings
it just comes out!
its helpful!

oh yeah
i like gamz33 but gosh those horns!
always honking and scaring me!

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yourgoddamnit April 27 2011, 04:25:38 UTC
IT STILL SOUNDS STUPID.

IT IS THE LEAST APPEALING PLACE TO TALK ABOUT ANYTHING.
THERE IS NO REASON FOR ITS EXISTENCE.
ABSOLUTELY NONE.

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adorabloodiest April 27 2011, 04:28:58 UTC
*ac siiighs*
fine! ill furget about it

i guess the couch will do!
now where is the pudding hiding?

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yourgoddamnit April 27 2011, 04:45:57 UTC
I PUT IT BEHIND THE BOTTOM DRAWER IN THE COOLING CUBE SO NO ONE WOULD FIND IT.
FUCK IF ANYONE IS GOING TO TAKE *MY* TAPIOCA.

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