( text; ) Karkat: Ride the bear to the top of the hole and acquire a Vriska

[yourgoddamnit]

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] RIGHT NOW posted to board DISCEDOCITY --

LET ME TELL YOU THE TALE OF MY WOES, DISCEDO

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text; from... right next to you :V !

[8ossyfangs]

What is that supposed to mean?
No one lost track of me!
I totally could have found my way 8ack without you!

text; obviously the only way to communicate with anyone, anytime.

[yourgoddamnit]

YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THE RIDE.
NO NEED TO THANK ME.

IF YOU'RE SO SELF-SUFFICIENT, WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING OUT HERE WANDERING LIKE A WRIGGLER THAT'S BEEN CARRIED AWAY BY AN EAGLE AND DROPPED INTO A FOREIGN LAND?

text; *obviously*

[8ossyfangs]

What I was doing is nothing like that!
I was just looking around, okay?
And may8e this land is foreign 8ut I wasn't lost!

text;

[yourgoddamnit]

YOU LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE.
LOOKING AROUND WITH THAT STUPID EXPRESSION ON YOUR FACE
LIKE YOU WERE ON THE ISLAND OF LOST
SEARCHING FOR A WAY OUT
BUT THERE IS NO WAY OUT.
THERE ARE ONLY FALSE COCONUTS AND THE WHITE BUCKET MAN.

[ if she looks over, she'll see that he is TYPING FURIOUSLY, scowling even more than usual as he rambles about the Island of Lost. ]

WOW I'M AN IDIOT!
STUPID ME, THINKING I SHOULD ACTUALLY GIVE ENOUGH OF A SHIT ABOUT YOUR HORRIBLE EXISTENCE THAT I MIGHT ACTUALLY THINK
"HMMMM MAYBE I SHOULDN'T RUN HER OVER WITH THE BEAR
MAYBE I SHOULD DRAG HER ASS BACK TO THE HIVE."
IF YOU DON'T WANT MY HELP YOU CAN GET OFF THE BEAR, YOU KNOW.

Re: text;

[8ossyfangs]

[ Yeah Karkat, she sees you over there just fine! Gosh! ]

No way, I'm not getting off!
It's way too cool 8eing up here!
Everyone else will 8e all jealous- "Oh Vriska, tell us a8out that time you rode that 8ear!!!!!!!!"
And I'll tell them!
It was awesome! 8esides that part a8out sharing its 8ack with Karkat, anyway!

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[yourgoddamnit]

[ And he sees you. But he wish he didn't, because it fills him with anger. Then again what doesn't. MORE FURIOUS TYPING. ]

OH SHUT UP.
REMEMBER WHO'S THE ONE WHO CONQUERED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE.
NO ONE WILL BE JEALOUS OF YOU
BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO *BE* YOU.