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( text; ) Karkat: Ride the bear to the top of the hole and acquire a Vriska

Mar 19, 2011 18:27

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that_bowtie March 19 2011, 22:42:41 UTC

Oh I've heard of you. The leader. The... textually loud one with a temper. Hello!

Sorry about the sunburn, try aloe. Or... Vinegar. Or milk or something.

yourgoddamnit March 19 2011, 22:54:27 UTC

AND I'VE HEARD OF YOU, DOCTOR DOUCHEBAG.

DO ANY OF THOSE ACTUALLY WORK OR ARE YOU JUST SPEWING BULLSHIT AT ME IN MOCKERY OF MY PAIN?

that_bowtie March 19 2011, 23:12:08 UTC

Nope, just Doctor. Been busy since setting up the tower and catching flying fish, I see! Nice to see you again.

Sort of.

And if I was spewing excrement, I don't think I'd be speaking to you right now. So no. No mockery here. Suppose you could look for sunburn lotion too if our neighborhood scientists have ever decided to stock it.

yourgoddamnit March 19 2011, 23:42:21 UTC

WHATEVER, DOUCHEBAG. I COULD HAVE STOOD TO NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN, BUT THE UNIVERSE CLEARLY HATES ME.

EVERY TIME YOU SPEAK IT'S LIKE
THIS SMUG, VAGUELY JOKING DISPLAY OF MIRTH.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF ANYTHING YOU SAY IS TRUTH OR IF YOU'RE JUST FUCKING WITH ME?
I'M ALSO STUCK IN A UNIVERSE OUTSIDE OF MY OWN WITH A CORNUCOPIA OF HUMAN AND HUMAN-LIKE CREATURE
SO EXCUSE ME IF I DON'T TAKE EVERY STRANGER'S WORD TO HEART.

I DIDN'T SEE ANY BOTTLES OF THAT SPECIFICALLY. I JUST TOOK WHATEVER SEEMED LIKE IT WOULDN'T HURT MY HUSK.

that_bowtie March 20 2011, 00:15:37 UTC

Assuming there's some higher power at work here but I really doubt that. If you're going for statistics I don't think everyone could hate you either; so obviously the universe doesn't hate you. Good news! Enjoy it.

And fair enough, but if it's mirth at the very least I've got nothing to gain but a reputation for being jokingly smug and bloody fantastic with a screwdriver.

yourgoddamnit March 20 2011, 00:37:16 UTC

DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU DEFINE AS A "HIGHER POWER."
I MYSELF CREATED A WHOLE FUCKING UNIVERSE
WHICH WOULD TECHNICALLY MAKE ME A GOD
YET I EXERT NO POWER OVER IT.
NOT BY MY OWN CHOICE, MIND YOU.
BUT A LONG, INFURIATING STRAIN OF CONVOLUTED EVENTS.
IN SOME SENSE I SUPPOSE YOU COULD CONSIDER THE SCIENTISTS AS A "HIGHER POWER."
IT IS VERY POSSIBLE THEY HATE ME.
BUT I HATE THEM
SO IT ALL WORKS OUT.

YOU'RE DOING WELL AT GAINING THAT REPUTATION.
AT LEAST THE FIRST PART.
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOUR SCREWDRIVER-WIELDING SKILLS YET.

that_bowtie March 21 2011, 02:59:32 UTC

So it's like a never-ending cycle of being RIDICULOUSLY angry with you, isn't it? That can't be good for your blood pressure. Assuming you lot have a cardiovascular system.

Oh. You will.

yourgoddamnit March 21 2011, 18:51:32 UTC

YES I AM THE ANGRIEST OF ALL TROLLKIND.
THERE'S A LOT TO BE ANGRY ABOUT.
THE WHOLE OF ALL REALITIES IS FULL OF IRRITATIONS.
THEY'RE LIKE PARTICLES OF DUST THAT YOU KICK UP WHEN YOU'RE TOO BUSY FEEDING YOUR LUSUS TO CLEAN YOUR ROOM
AND THEN IT GETS IN YOUR VISCOUS ORBS
MAKING YOU ACCIDENTALLY INHALE MORE
AND YOU'RE LEFT COUGHING AND HACKING IN MISERY.
EXCEPT UNIVERSES CONTAIN SO MANY OF THESE FUCKING IRRITATIONS
THAT YOU PRACTICALLY CHOKE ON IT.
SO YES.
GIVEN THAT THIS IS MY LIFE STORY.
I'M PRETTY FUCKING ANGRY.
OH, AND MY PLANET IS GONE, AS IS MOST OF MY SPECIES, MY DREAM SELF IS DEAD, AND I'M BASICALLY STRANDED ON AN ASTEROID WAITING TO DIE.
LET'S THROW THAT IN THERE FOR REASONS WHY I HATE EVERYTHING.

AND DON'T TALK ABOUT MY BLOOD.
WE DO HAVE A CARDIOVASCULAR SYSTEM, BUT I DON'T KNOW A LOT ABOUT HUMAN ANATOMY TO MAKE ANY SORT OF COMPARISON THERE.

the sad part is that he can kind of identify with this on a few levels what that_bowtie March 21 2011, 19:00:43 UTC

Well put. If you pay enough attention to all the little dusty things and get angrier and angrier you're going to breathe more heavily; it's a biological certainty, so then you're going to inhale more and more and get angrier and angrier--it's like a vicious cycle, if a bit justified.

Very justified.

Instead of doing the smart thing by putting on a mask and learning to deal with it, but that solution might be too complicated in light of how righteous your anger is. I mean, really, look at you go. It's kind of impressive if you think about it. Explains the typing too to be honest.

Humans do too so there, I've cleared up a mystery for you.

Vriska is The Master. You can't unsee it. yourgoddamnit March 21 2011, 19:31:05 UTC

I CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL LIKE YOU'RE MOCKING ME ( ... )

no one has more irons in the fire than the Master trufax that_bowtie March 21 2011, 19:41:12 UTC

Oh don't worry about that. First of all, time travel will do that to you. If some bloke bumped into himself from the past I'd be worried if he didn't find himself wondering what the hell he'd been thinking all that time. It's quite revealing actually!

Also don't worry about that times... two. I tend to have that effect on people.

Or trolls. Who are people. I mean sentient beings who aren't bent on the entire destruction of the universe--because sentient beings who are tend to hate me as opposed to finding me palatable enough to say these kinds of things even when we've just met.

Or perhaps... Maybe you told me because in some wibbly-wobbly way I might've insinuated that maybe, just maybe I get it.

Or not. I'm the Doctor, not a mind-reader.

I meant they have a cardiovascular system! Of course they have blood, but I assume you lot already knew that after talking to the ones you've already met.

The more you know, yeah?

yourgoddamnit March 21 2011, 20:50:14 UTC

I'VE SAID IT BEFORE AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN:
THE ONLY ONE STUPIDER AND MORE IRRITATING THAN FUTURE ME
IS PAST ME.
I'M PRETTY SURE AT THIS POINT THAT I'M MY OWN KISMESIS
WHICH WOULD BE SAD IF IT WASN'T FOR GOOD REASON.

HOW DO YOU "GET IT"?

that_bowtie March 22 2011, 05:24:25 UTC

Your words, not mine.

yourgoddamnit March 22 2011, 05:26:53 UTC

THAT DOESN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION.

that_bowtie March 22 2011, 05:45:29 UTC

Let me get this straight, so we're clear.

You're actually saying that I 'get it' and are asking me how it is on Fortuna that I do, or are you just being an impetuous adolescent troll because you think I'm mocking you?

I'm not mocking you, so you know.

yourgoddamnit March 22 2011, 05:55:15 UTC

IT'S IN YOUR BEST INTERESTS TO ASSUME BOTH.
BUT MAINLY I MEAN
IF YOU DO "GET IT"
AND I'M GUESSING YOU MEAN THAT YOU GET WHY I'M A CLUSTERFUCK OF ANGER AND SHITTY EXPERIENCES
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU CAN RELATE TO ME?
OR ARE YOU JUST AGREEING, YEAH, EVERYTHING I SAID IS PRETTY SUCKY?

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