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( text; ) Karkat: Ride the bear to the top of the hole and acquire a Vriska

Mar 19, 2011 18:27

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[voice] whatthefactor March 19 2011, 22:41:22 UTC

[So that's where it disappeared to.]

What the factor are you doing on my Grizzly, you half-brained hectopascal? .... And of greater value, why hasn't it tried mauled your legs or something yet?

[voice] yourgoddamnit March 19 2011, 22:52:14 UTC

I'M RIDING IT TO GLORY
AND I NEEDED A WAY TO GET OUT OF THE HOLE.

BELIEVE ME, IT TRIED TO BITE THE SHIT OUT OF ME
BUT THEN I SHOWED IT MY STABS.

[ by that he means he flashed his sickle and just hopped on its back. ]

[voice] whatthefactor March 20 2011, 00:58:02 UTC

"Your stabs" are an irrelevant! It's bipedal, which means you and your yoctogram are most likely dangling your lower appendages right near its arms. And if it can see your legs, it should have tried to rip them off by now or something of that set.

[A pause. He's picturing this and laughing at this mental image.]

[voice] yourgoddamnit March 20 2011, 21:02:46 UTC

WHAT THE FUCK IS A YOCTOGRAM?
NO, WAIT.
I'VE STOPPED CARING.
THE SIMPLE EXPLANATION IS THAT I'VE CONQUERED THE FANGBEAST
AS IT HAS RECOGNIZED ME AS ITS RAGE-FILLED KIN.
RAGEKIN.
AND IT KNOWS BETTER THAN TO EAT VRISKA BECAUSE HER VEINS ARE FILLED WITH POISON AND DECEPTION.
SHE WOULD TASTE LIKE SHIT SATURATED IN LEAD PAINT.

[voice] whatthefactor March 20 2011, 21:13:57 UTC

That's impossible. You're just zetta lucky ... or it's defective.

Besides eating you wouldn't be the exact solution. It's more devouring your Soul and Erasing you 000s from existence.

[voice] yourgoddamnit March 20 2011, 21:20:34 UTC

I HAVE NO SOUL.
ONLY HATE.

[voice] whatthefactor March 20 2011, 21:38:51 UTC

This explains |everything|.

...

But no, my Grizzly. I'm getting it back.

[voice] yourgoddamnit March 21 2011, 18:38:23 UTC

THIS IS YOUR LUSUS?
OH.
OKAY.
I'LL REFRAIN FROM ORPHANING YOU.

[voice] whatthefactor March 21 2011, 21:14:49 UTC

My ..--I'm assuming "lusus" is supposed to be = some parent-like digit, but it ain't one. It's Noise.

[voice] yourgoddamnit March 21 2011, 22:49:00 UTC

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

[voice] whatthefactor March 21 2011, 23:09:20 UTC

Animalistic monsters that exist to kill and multiply and feed on negative emotions. I'm not going to make a food reference because those are zetta lame, but it's obvious why it found you.

[voice] yourgoddamnit March 24 2011, 03:05:20 UTC

SO
IT'S YOUR LUSUS.
WE'VE ALREADY ESTABLISHED THAT.

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