( text ) Karkat: Reflect upon past behavior and hate yourself.

[yourgoddamnit]

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] RIGHT NOW posted to board DISCEDOCITY --

I'M SLOWLY WEANING MY STUPID HABIT OF POSTING TO THIS BOARD WITH MY TROLLIAN NAME TAG

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[freeglub]

YOU'R------E BACK!!!

[yourgoddamnit]

YES, AND APPARENTLY I'VE MISSED A WHOLE LOT.
SUMMARIZE WHAT HAS HAPPENED IN THE CITY WHILE I'VE BEEN PASSED OUT.
I'LL SCROUNGE UP AN INFORMATION POST AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

[freeglub]

JAPAN DI--ED!
JO)(N AND JADE ARRIV-ED!
ARADIA ARRIV-ED!
I MAD--E SOLLUX A PIL-----E FOR VAL--ENTID--E'S DAY!
IT'S TH-E B---EST PIL-E!
YOU CAN US---E IT TOO!

[yourgoddamnit]

WELL FUCK I HAVE GREETINGS ALL AROUND TO GIVE.
JOHN I'VE ALREADY MET AND JADE I'M TALKING TO.
AND I'M DONE WITH PILES OF OBJECTS TO SLEEP ON
FOREVER.
NEVER AGAIN.

[freeglub]

T)(is one's really nice, t)(oug)(!

[yourgoddamnit]

YOU AND SOLLUX CAN KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.
I DON'T WANT IN ON WHATEVER THE HELL YOU TWO ARE UP TO.

[freeglub]

We were just glubbing about feelings!
And napping!
)(e's t)(e best nap-friend!

[yourgoddamnit]

NONE OF THAT APPEALS TO ME.
NONE OF IT.
ESPECIALLY THE PART ABOUT FEELINGS.

WHAT'S VALINTIDE'S?
OR WHATEVER THE ACTUAL TERM WAS BEFORE YOU FISH-IFIED IT.

[freeglub]

)(e)(e)(e!
It's a )(uman vacation about t)(e people you care about!
So if Terezi was )(ere, you'd )(ave to swim wit)( )(er all day!
Since you two )(ave a t)(ing!

[yourgoddamnit]

WHAT THING
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
WHAT THING
SHUT UP.
THERE IS NO THING.
THE THING IS A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION.

[freeglub]

38)

[yourgoddamnit]

YOU CAN TAKE YOUR ASSUMPTIONS AND SHOVE THEM RIGHT IN YOUR GLUBBER.

[freeglub]

WOW
T)(AT IS R--EALLY OBSC----EN-E, KARPKRABKAT.