You are very confused. Is this some kind of elaborate live action roleplaying session? Yet you know that both Karkat and Eridan would rather die than do such a thing.
Something is defurnitely wrong here.
Nepeta: Attempt to play along.
uh yeah! those sure are some juicy looking coconuts! howd you get there? ben? you mean the flipperbeast?
These people are DELUSIONAL! And so are YOU! You can finally put your borderline mentally challenged abilities to good use by saving your leader! Yes, its time to fight fire with fire!
Nepeta: Ascertain location through roleplay
oh! the mystery of lost! eridan eridan! you have to find the center of the island! the place where the light is! if you move the rock there, the white bucket man wont be invincible anymore!
wwhat rock there isnt any rocks only coconuts but i wwill try to find the center wwhere the light is if that solvves the mystery
Eridan: Pick up your binoculars.
You pick up your seeing far-away contraption and look through them. Everything is dark! Completely dark! You are no where near the middle of the island of lost. Or the center. In fact you don't even know where you are.
Eridan: Discover that your binoculars are your shoes.
What? That's just silly. These are definitely binoculars and you definitely have your shoes on your feet where they belong.
Looks like someone's having trouble with their double purpose items again. The guns are always keys when you need them to be guns. These are the makings of our world.
I'd say that your imagination stat isn't high enough, but I think the problem now is that it's TOO high.
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its in a cave at the mouth of a river! its all shiny and stuff you cant miss it! maybe if you tell me where you are right now i can help you find it!
NO I'M NOT FLARPING. WHY WOULD I EVER DO THAT FLARPING IS FOR RETARDED LOSERS. THIS IS REALITY. THIS IS THE REALITY OF THE ISLAND OF LOST. CAN YOU HANDLE THIS REALITY, NEPETA? CAN YOU HANDLE BEING LOST?
[sob i am only six i am not equipped for this. also if she were a more ironic troll, which she is entirely not, she might realize that this is probably how people feel on the other side of her pretendy shenanigans.]
I'M ACTING COMPLETELY RATIONAL FOR SOMEONE WHO IS NOW LOST. LOST ON THE ISLAND OF LOST. IT'S ONLY NATURAL THAT I SHOULD HAVE A FASCINATION WITH THE COCONUTS IT'S OUR ONLY FOOD SOURCE AT THE MOMENT. SHUT UP. I ORDER YOU NOT TO JUDGE ME.
THEY'RE NOT ROCKS THEY'RE COCONUTS. NEPETA YOU ARE BEING STUPIDER THAN USUAL. I'M ACTUALLY A LITTLE WORRIED. HALLUCINATING COCONUTS AS ROCKS. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
[quit tagging at 3 in the morning, otter bluh bluh]
uuuumm
karkat?
are you flarping or something?
you dont look so good
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see look at all the coconuts wwe havve found
[UNVIELS A HANDFUL OF ROCKS]
wwe havve to find ben though so hang on
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Something is defurnitely wrong here.
Nepeta: Attempt to play along.
uh yeah!
those sure are some juicy looking coconuts!
howd you get there?
ben? you mean the flipperbeast?
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he wwas supposed to help us find a dog
a dog called vvincent
vvincent the lusus
ill bring back some coconuts if wwe evver survvivve and get off this island
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Well, it's quite obvious that they didn't, judging by the scenery. Hmm.
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how're you gonna get off?
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and then maybe wwe can get off this island
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Wait.
This is your chance to SHINE.
These people are DELUSIONAL! And so are YOU! You can finally put your borderline mentally challenged abilities to good use by saving your leader! Yes, its time to fight fire with fire!
Nepeta: Ascertain location through roleplay
oh!
the mystery of lost!
eridan eridan!
you have to find the center of the island!
the place where the light is!
if you move the rock there, the white bucket man wont be invincible anymore!
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there isnt any rocks
only coconuts
but i wwill try to find the center wwhere the light is
if that solvves the mystery
Eridan: Pick up your binoculars.
You pick up your seeing far-away contraption and look through them. Everything is dark! Completely dark! You are no where near the middle of the island of lost. Or the center. In fact you don't even know where you are.
Eridan: Discover that your binoculars are your shoes.
What? That's just silly. These are definitely binoculars and you definitely have your shoes on your feet where they belong.
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I'd say that your imagination stat isn't high enough, but I think the problem now is that it's TOO high.
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its in a cave at the mouth of a river!
its all shiny and stuff
you cant miss it!
maybe if you tell me where you are right now i can help you find it!
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howw many times do i havve to tell you about that
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silly
i mean whats around you?
like rocks and trees and stuff
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WHY WOULD I EVER DO THAT FLARPING IS FOR RETARDED LOSERS.
THIS IS REALITY.
THIS IS THE REALITY
OF THE ISLAND OF LOST.
CAN YOU HANDLE THIS REALITY, NEPETA?
CAN YOU HANDLE
BEING
LOST?
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purrobably not?
[sob i am only six i am not equipped for this. also if she were a more ironic troll, which she is entirely not, she might realize that this is probably how people feel on the other side of her pretendy shenanigans.]
[but she won't. because she isn't.]
karkat youre acting really weird
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LOST ON THE ISLAND OF LOST.
IT'S ONLY NATURAL THAT I SHOULD HAVE A FASCINATION WITH THE COCONUTS
IT'S OUR ONLY FOOD SOURCE AT THE MOMENT.
SHUT UP.
I ORDER YOU NOT TO JUDGE ME.
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i really think you are roleplaying
because those are rocks
and thats okay if you want to do that!
but you hate roleplaying so im kinda confused :((
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NEPETA YOU ARE BEING STUPIDER THAN USUAL.
I'M ACTUALLY A LITTLE WORRIED.
HALLUCINATING COCONUTS AS ROCKS.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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