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( video ) Karkat: Survive crash of Oceanic Flight 815 with Eridan.

Feb 05, 2011 00:04

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wishsrequiem February 5 2011, 06:13:14 UTC

[ this is Lelouch. staring at the screen with a puzzled expression. ]

yourgoddamnit February 5 2011, 06:23:13 UTC

WE ARE EXPLORING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS ISLAND.
WE'RE NO LESS LOST THAN WHEN WE FIRST CRASHED BUT NOW WE'RE ON A TRAIL FOR THE OTHER SURVIVORS
AND TRYING NOT TO ENCOUNTER ANY OTHERS.
FUCK THOSE GUYS.

wishsrequiem February 5 2011, 06:26:20 UTC

You're still within range at least.

yourgoddamnit February 5 2011, 06:31:27 UTC

WITHIN RANGE OF WHAT?
I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING OCEAN.
THERE'S NOTHING AROUND FOR MILES.
IT IS ONLY MYSELF AND ERI
AND WHOEVER I CAN CONTACT THROUGH THIS COMMUNICATOR
AND
AND

THE MONSTER.

wishsrequiem February 5 2011, 06:43:07 UTC

There's a range with the communicators. Unless the scientists have improved on it in my absence, the signal ends around Spero or nearby. I cannot pinpoint the exact location.

...What monster.

yourgoddamnit February 5 2011, 06:48:53 UTC

IT COULD BE A FLASH SIDEWAYS
YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW.
NO ONE FUCKING KNOWS.
EVERYONE IS LOST ALWAYS.
THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED LOST.

THE WHITE BUCKET MAN.
THE MONSTER.

wishsrequiem February 5 2011, 06:51:49 UTC

If you say so.

[ not really up to arguing at this moment. partially because that doesn't make any sense. ]

What white bucket man? I've never seen one before.

yourgoddamnit February 5 2011, 06:57:48 UTC

HE IS A HUMAN CREATURE THAT ISN'T ACTUALLY HUMAN
AND DRESSED IN WHITE.
HE HAS BUCKETS TO FORCIBLY HARVEST OUR GENETIC MATERIAL IN.
EVEN SAYING THAT GIVES ME THE SHIVERS.
THE VERY POSSIBILITY THAT HE'S OUT THERE
IN THE JUNGLE
WAITING...

FUCK HE'D BETTER NOT BE WATCHING ME NOW.

wishsrequiem February 5 2011, 07:03:55 UTC

If he is focus the camera on him.

Though where you get the ludicrous idea that the bucket is meant for 'harvesting genetic material' is beyond me.

yourgoddamnit February 5 2011, 07:11:13 UTC

HE'S NOT NEARBY
WHY WOULD HE BE.
I DON'T WISH A GRUESOME DEATH UPON MYSELF
OR ERI I GUESS.

JEGUS FUCK I'M NOT A PRUDE BUT SERIOUSLY
EXPLAINING IT THIS MUCH IS STARTING TO MAKE ME FLUSTERED.
PAILS ARE INVOLVED IN TROLL REPRODUCTION OKAY
YOU DON'T JUST
FLAUNT IT FUCKING EVERYWHERE.
THAT'S LIKE CLIMBING THE SKETCHY ECHELADDER ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP.
AND AN ADULT CREATURE WITH A BUCKET
AROUND ADOLESCENTS...
I HAVE SEEN THOSE MOVIES MAN.
OH GOD THOSE MOVIES.
MY LUSUS WARNED ME ABOUT SHIT LIKE THIS
HOW YOU'RE ALWAYS LIKE "IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN TO ME"
AND THEN BAM
YOU'RE ON A FUCKING ISLAND WITH THE BUCKET MONSTER
AND HE DOESN'T CARE THAT YOU'RE SIX SWEEPS OLD.
HE IS COMING FOR YOU.

wishsrequiem February 5 2011, 07:15:41 UTC

If you are embarrassed by it then simply say it's personal. I won't inquire any further. Though I still doubt that the monster would know that.

Unless he is listening to you right now.

yourgoddamnit February 5 2011, 07:21:07 UTC

OF COURSE HE'S LISTENING.
HE'S ALWAYS LISTENING.

wishsrequiem February 5 2011, 07:22:17 UTC

I hope you have a way to defend yourself.

yourgoddamnit February 5 2011, 07:23:17 UTC

I HAVE COCONUTS
OTHER THAN THAT I'M JUST PRAYING HE DOESN'T TURN INTO VAN FORM.
ONCE HE TURNS INTO THAT MONSTER
THERE'S JUST NO STOPPING HIM.

wishsrequiem February 5 2011, 07:25:11 UTC

I'd ask if you're being serious, but...

[ van form? what the? ]

yourgoddamnit February 5 2011, 07:27:45 UTC

WHY WOULDN'T I BE SERIOUS?
I'M STRANDED ON A FUCKING ISLAND OF MYSTERIES AND MONSTERS
MY LIFE IS IN PERPETUAL DANGER.

[ it's like the smoke monster but a van.

I have only seen the very last episode of Lost. Behold my accuracy on everything. ]

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