( text ) Karkat: Turn stupid joke into game canon

[yourgoddamnit]

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board THE DISCO HELL --

CG: I HAVE GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS FOR ALL THE HOSTAGE VICTIMS ACROSS THIS NOT SO GLORIOUS LAND

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[dustedsunlight]

You're hurt? The hospital would help you, though... do you know how to get there?

I didn't know there were penguins here... hm.

[yourgoddamnit]

CG: I REFUSE.
CG: SOME DOUCHEBAG HAS DECIDED TO BRING ME SUPPLIES ANYWAY.
CG: AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK IT ACTUALLY IS
CG: BUT IT TALKS AND IT IS BENFROMLOST.
CG: HE IS A GOD AMONG PENGUIN CREATURES.

[dustedsunlight]

Er, it looks like a penguin? I think.

Do you know how to bandage yourself?

[yourgoddamnit]

CG: YEAH IT'S WEIRD BLUE FLIPPERBEAST.
CG: POINT BEING HE IS NOW MY MINION.
CG: I'VE BEEN BANDAGING MYSELF SINCE I WAS A GRUB.
CG: IF I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO AT LEAST DO THAT I'D BE FAUNA FODDER BY NOW.

[dustedsunlight]

Well sometimes people... not really forget, just-- nevermind.

... Do you really grow from grubs?

[yourgoddamnit]

CG: YES.
CG: WE HATCH FROM EGGS LAID BY A MOTHER GRUB.
CG: THEN AFTER WE PUPATE
CG: WE UNDERGO A SERIES OF TRIALS
CG: AND THOSE THAT SURVIVE ARE RAISED BY A LUSUS.
CG: FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND HUMANS WORK IN A SIMILAR MANNER.