CG: OH I'M SORRY LET ME FUCKING CAPITULATE TO YOUR DELICATE SENSES AT THE EXPENSE OF MY WHOLE GODDAMN BEING. CG: WHAT SHALL I CHANGE ABOUT MYSELF FOR YOU TODAY? CG: WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO PICK THE PROPER COLOR OF MY BLOOD AND FLAUNT IT ABOUT LIKE SOME FLAMBOYANT MENTAL CASE? CG: OR MAYBE I SHOULD JUST SAW OFF MY FUCKING HORNS, DECLARE MYSELF HUMAN, AND MARATHON EVERY GODDAMN MOVIE JOHN EVER SPEWED FORTH CG: WHILE HOARDES OF ORANGE CREAMSICLES CRAWL THEIR WAY DOWN MY PROTEIN CHUTE UNTIL I AM A BLOATED BLUBBERBEAST WALLOWING IN ITS OWN FILTH.
What a fascinating form of speech... Are you Western, perhaps?
In any case, I apologize for the delay. I am quite old so reading it took some time.
This city is called Discedo. It is on a planet with two moons called Fortuna. It seems that the group of people known as "Scientists" have brought us here for some unknown reason. ...Also, there is a chip implanted to prevent any sort of abilities.
CG: I'M FROM ALTERNIA. CG: WHICH ALSO HAD TWO MOONS CG: BUT IT WASN'T A PILE OF BROKEN GAUDY ARCHITECTURE CG: AT LEAST MY HIVE WASN'T IN A CAVE OR TREE OR ANYTHING CG: IT WAS PRACTICAL. CG: FUCK ME I'M REMINISCING LIKE SOME WEEPY WRIGGLER. CG: ANYWAY CG: I HAVEN'T HEARD OF THE FORTUNA BUMFUCK NOWHERE WORLD CG: I'M NOT SURE IF THAT WARRANTS RELIEF OR PANIC. CG: MOSTLY CONFUSION AND RAGE AS PER THE NORM. CG: WHAT'S WITH THIS CHIP THING PEOPLE KEEP MENTIONING?
I simply mean that if you had more strength than a human, it has decreased. Other things, as well... F-for example, if you could shoot fire, you no longer can..
CG: DOCTOR? CG: LIKE A MEDICAL FACILITATOR? CG: LIKE SOMEONE ELSE WHO WILL CUT ME OPEN? CG: NO FUCK THAT. CG: I'LL DO IT MYSELF. CG: WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE. CG: GIVE ME AN APPROXIMATE LOCATION.
CG: BLUH BLUH DANGER CG: LOOK, YOU. IT'S GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE STABBING IS PRACTICALLY A FUCKING GREETING TO ME CG: REMOVING A MICROCHIP DOESN'T REQUIRE THE USE OF A CHAINSAW CG: I HAVE SHARP IMPLEMENTS CG: I DON'T SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.
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CG: WHAT SHALL I CHANGE ABOUT MYSELF FOR YOU TODAY?
CG: WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO PICK THE PROPER COLOR OF MY BLOOD AND FLAUNT IT ABOUT LIKE SOME FLAMBOYANT MENTAL CASE?
CG: OR MAYBE I SHOULD JUST SAW OFF MY FUCKING HORNS, DECLARE MYSELF HUMAN, AND MARATHON EVERY GODDAMN MOVIE JOHN EVER SPEWED FORTH
CG: WHILE HOARDES OF ORANGE CREAMSICLES CRAWL THEIR WAY DOWN MY PROTEIN CHUTE UNTIL I AM A BLOATED BLUBBERBEAST WALLOWING IN ITS OWN FILTH.
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In any case, I apologize for the delay. I am quite old so reading it took some time.
This city is called Discedo. It is on a planet with two moons called Fortuna. It seems that the group of people known as "Scientists" have brought us here for some unknown reason. ...Also, there is a chip implanted to prevent any sort of abilities.
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CG: WHICH ALSO HAD TWO MOONS
CG: BUT IT WASN'T A PILE OF BROKEN GAUDY ARCHITECTURE
CG: AT LEAST MY HIVE WASN'T IN A CAVE OR TREE OR ANYTHING
CG: IT WAS PRACTICAL.
CG: FUCK ME I'M REMINISCING LIKE SOME WEEPY WRIGGLER.
CG: ANYWAY
CG: I HAVEN'T HEARD OF THE FORTUNA BUMFUCK NOWHERE WORLD
CG: I'M NOT SURE IF THAT WARRANTS RELIEF OR PANIC.
CG: MOSTLY CONFUSION AND RAGE AS PER THE NORM.
CG: WHAT'S WITH THIS CHIP THING PEOPLE KEEP MENTIONING?
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But.. The chip, in simple terms, turns you virtually human.
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CG: WAIT
CG: HUMAN???
CG: WHAT.
CG: OH GOD NO.
CG: I DON'T WANT TO BE A HUMAN.
CG: PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING.
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CG: PLEASE DON'T TELL ME I'LL TURN INTO A NAIVE WRIGGLER OR AN EVEN MORE INSUFFERABLE PRICK THAN I ALREADY AM.
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I simply mean that if you had more strength than a human, it has decreased. Other things, as well... F-for example, if you could shoot fire, you no longer can..
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CG: WHAT WOULD THAT DO TO ME?
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Aside from the chip being inside of you, that is.
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CG: LIKE A MEDICAL FACILITATOR?
CG: LIKE SOMEONE ELSE WHO WILL CUT ME OPEN?
CG: NO FUCK THAT.
CG: I'LL DO IT MYSELF.
CG: WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE.
CG: GIVE ME AN APPROXIMATE LOCATION.
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CG: LOOK, YOU. IT'S GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE STABBING IS PRACTICALLY A FUCKING GREETING TO ME
CG: REMOVING A MICROCHIP DOESN'T REQUIRE THE USE OF A CHAINSAW
CG: I HAVE SHARP IMPLEMENTS
CG: I DON'T SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.
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