( text ) Karkat: Introduce self to the welcoming masses

Jan 10, 2011 22:52

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board FUCKASS CITY

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dustedsunlight January 11 2011, 04:25:00 UTC
... Er, are... are you alright?

If you need to know where you are, you're in a city called Discedo.

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yourgoddamnit January 11 2011, 04:33:14 UTC
CG: NO I'M NOT ALRIGHT FOR A MILLION GODDAMN REASONS.
CG: AND THANKS, THAT'S A START.
CG: COULD YOU ELABORATE ON THAT?

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dustedsunlight January 11 2011, 04:36:54 UTC
You've been kidnapped by a group of scientists to live here. This city was abandoned... your friends may or may not be here. Some people leave and return, and lose their memories, though I don't remember having seen you before.

When you arrive, the scientists put a chip in you that suppresses any abilities you have. You can get it out, but for right now you probably don't have use of your powers, if you have any.

What's your name? I'm Naminé.

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yourgoddamnit January 11 2011, 04:58:53 UTC
CG: FOR SOME REASON I FEEL LIKE BEING AN INEXPLICABLE TOOL, SO YOU CAN CALL ME [CG] OR CARCINOGENETICIST FOR NOW, NAMINE.
CG: I CAN'T DO THE ` ABOVE THE E.
CG: YOUR EXPLANATION ANSWERS MY QUESTIONS, YET RAISE SO MANY OTHERS.
CG: AS I'M SURE YOU'RE ALREADY AWARE OF.
CG: I'M SICK TO FUCKING DEATH OF ASKING QUESTIONS MYSELF, SO BEAR WITH THE QUESTIONING DOUCHEBAG JUST A BIG LONGER:
CG: HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A GAME CALLED SGRUB?
CG: OR, IF YOU'RE HUMAN, SBURB?
CG: DO THE WORDS "PROSPIT", "DERSE", OR "SKAIA" MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?
CG: THIS RELATES TO THE EVENTS OF MY UNIVERSE AND ANOTHER.

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dustedsunlight January 11 2011, 05:09:30 UTC
It's fine if you can't write the accent... and a lot of people have questions upon arrival.

I'm sorry, however. I've never heard of "sburb" or any of those words.

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yourgoddamnit January 11 2011, 05:21:54 UTC
CG: SO I'LL ASSUME THAT DISCO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO CONNECTION TO MY UNIVERSE, THE HUMAN UNIVERSE, OR THE GAMES.
CG: OR THAT THE CONNECTION STANDS OUTSIDE THE GAMES BY SOME OBSCURE MEANS.
CG: GOG MY BRAIN BULGE HURTS.
CG: I'M IN A FUCKALL NOWHERE DIMENSION HOSTED BY
CG: WHAT'S A KIDNAPPER?
CG: SCREW IT THEY'RE GOING BY "THE PROPRIETORS OF PANIC AT THE DISCO."
CG: OR "HUGE BITCHES."
CG: THIS PLACE IS A DUMP
CG: EVEN COMPARED TO THE METEOR.

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dustedsunlight January 11 2011, 05:22:58 UTC
A kidnapper is someone who takes you from your home and puts you in another place without your consent. I'm sorry I don't know about your world... maybe your friends will arrive so you won't be lonely here.

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yourgoddamnit January 11 2011, 05:31:37 UTC
CG: MY FRIENDS ARE A CORNUCOPIA OF LUNATICS AND RETARDS.
CG: AND SOME OF THEM HAVE WORK TO DO
CG: SAVING EXISTENCE AND SUCH.

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GD THAT ICON I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING EVER dustedsunlight January 13 2011, 02:10:00 UTC
... Oh, well. Alright, CG.

Well, you should probably get off the streets. There are monsters, it's really dangerous.

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IT PERFECTLY SUITS KARKAT yourgoddamnit January 13 2011, 02:43:34 UTC
CG: I WAS RAISED BY A GIANT CRAB MONSTER AND I SPENT THE PAST FEW MONTHS OF MY LIFE PUTTING A SICKLE THROUGH IMPS AND ALL SORTS OF WEIRD SHIT.
CG: THIS IS ALL SORTS OF FAMILIAR TO ME.
CG: SO FUCKING COZY.
CG: IT'S LIKE I CLICKED MY RED SEQUIN FOOT COVERS
CG: CHANTING "THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE MY ABYSMAL HIVE"
CG: AND THEN I LANDED HERE.
CG: THAT IS NOT WHAT HAPPENED
CG: FOR THE RECORD.

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THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY LESS HILARIOUS dustedsunlight January 17 2011, 17:25:04 UTC
[oh god that imagery. let's just. not

also if you're getting this 30587494 times it's because LJ is a douche and WON'T LET ME POST THIS TAG]

The chip will limit your powers, though. Don't be surprised if it's harder for you to fight off other things trying to eat you. The wolves are pretty big.

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yourgoddamnit January 18 2011, 08:13:32 UTC
CG: THIS FUCKING CHIP.
CG: EVEN WEAKENED I'M STILL A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH.
CG: I'LL STAB ALL THE WOLVES IN THE FACE WITH MY SICKLE.
CG: ALL OF THEM.

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dustedsunlight January 25 2011, 06:22:02 UTC
Well don't do that. If you stab them all, more will come to eat the dead ones, and then they'll just be a bunch of dead wolves everywhere!

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yourgoddamnit January 25 2011, 06:41:07 UTC
CG: IT'S THE FUCKING CIRCLE OF LIFE.
CG: DEAD WOLVES ARE KILLED BY ME AND BECOME FOOD FOR OTHER WOLVES THAT ARE THEN KILLED BY ME.
CG: IT'S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.

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dustedsunlight January 26 2011, 06:59:38 UTC
The least you could do is move the bodies! Besides, it's not good to just kill for no reason.

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yourgoddamnit January 26 2011, 07:30:54 UTC
CG: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I DO THAT?
CG: IT'S ONLY RIGHT TO LEAVE IT FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO FIND
CG: AND EAT.
CG: BESIDES I'M ONLY KILLING BEASTS FOR PRACTICAL PURPOSES.
CG: NOT BECAUSE I ENJOY ORPHANING YOUNG TROLLS.

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