You've been kidnapped by a group of scientists to live here. This city was abandoned... your friends may or may not be here. Some people leave and return, and lose their memories, though I don't remember having seen you before.
When you arrive, the scientists put a chip in you that suppresses any abilities you have. You can get it out, but for right now you probably don't have use of your powers, if you have any.
CG: FOR SOME REASON I FEEL LIKE BEING AN INEXPLICABLE TOOL, SO YOU CAN CALL ME [CG] OR CARCINOGENETICIST FOR NOW, NAMINE. CG: I CAN'T DO THE ` ABOVE THE E. CG: YOUR EXPLANATION ANSWERS MY QUESTIONS, YET RAISE SO MANY OTHERS. CG: AS I'M SURE YOU'RE ALREADY AWARE OF. CG: I'M SICK TO FUCKING DEATH OF ASKING QUESTIONS MYSELF, SO BEAR WITH THE QUESTIONING DOUCHEBAG JUST A BIG LONGER: CG: HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A GAME CALLED SGRUB? CG: OR, IF YOU'RE HUMAN, SBURB? CG: DO THE WORDS "PROSPIT", "DERSE", OR "SKAIA" MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU? CG: THIS RELATES TO THE EVENTS OF MY UNIVERSE AND ANOTHER.
CG: SO I'LL ASSUME THAT DISCO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO CONNECTION TO MY UNIVERSE, THE HUMAN UNIVERSE, OR THE GAMES. CG: OR THAT THE CONNECTION STANDS OUTSIDE THE GAMES BY SOME OBSCURE MEANS. CG: GOG MY BRAIN BULGE HURTS. CG: I'M IN A FUCKALL NOWHERE DIMENSION HOSTED BY CG: WHAT'S A KIDNAPPER? CG: SCREW IT THEY'RE GOING BY "THE PROPRIETORS OF PANIC AT THE DISCO." CG: OR "HUGE BITCHES." CG: THIS PLACE IS A DUMP CG: EVEN COMPARED TO THE METEOR.
A kidnapper is someone who takes you from your home and puts you in another place without your consent. I'm sorry I don't know about your world... maybe your friends will arrive so you won't be lonely here.
IT PERFECTLY SUITS KARKATyourgoddamnitJanuary 13 2011, 02:43:34 UTC
CG: I WAS RAISED BY A GIANT CRAB MONSTER AND I SPENT THE PAST FEW MONTHS OF MY LIFE PUTTING A SICKLE THROUGH IMPS AND ALL SORTS OF WEIRD SHIT. CG: THIS IS ALL SORTS OF FAMILIAR TO ME. CG: SO FUCKING COZY. CG: IT'S LIKE I CLICKED MY RED SEQUIN FOOT COVERS CG: CHANTING "THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE MY ABYSMAL HIVE" CG: AND THEN I LANDED HERE. CG: THAT IS NOT WHAT HAPPENED CG: FOR THE RECORD.
THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY LESS HILARIOUSdustedsunlightJanuary 17 2011, 17:25:04 UTC
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The chip will limit your powers, though. Don't be surprised if it's harder for you to fight off other things trying to eat you. The wolves are pretty big.
CG: THIS FUCKING CHIP. CG: EVEN WEAKENED I'M STILL A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH. CG: I'LL STAB ALL THE WOLVES IN THE FACE WITH MY SICKLE. CG: ALL OF THEM.
CG: IT'S THE FUCKING CIRCLE OF LIFE. CG: DEAD WOLVES ARE KILLED BY ME AND BECOME FOOD FOR OTHER WOLVES THAT ARE THEN KILLED BY ME. CG: IT'S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.
CG: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I DO THAT? CG: IT'S ONLY RIGHT TO LEAVE IT FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO FIND CG: AND EAT. CG: BESIDES I'M ONLY KILLING BEASTS FOR PRACTICAL PURPOSES. CG: NOT BECAUSE I ENJOY ORPHANING YOUNG TROLLS.
If you need to know where you are, you're in a city called Discedo.
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CG: AND THANKS, THAT'S A START.
CG: COULD YOU ELABORATE ON THAT?
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When you arrive, the scientists put a chip in you that suppresses any abilities you have. You can get it out, but for right now you probably don't have use of your powers, if you have any.
What's your name? I'm Naminé.
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CG: I CAN'T DO THE ` ABOVE THE E.
CG: YOUR EXPLANATION ANSWERS MY QUESTIONS, YET RAISE SO MANY OTHERS.
CG: AS I'M SURE YOU'RE ALREADY AWARE OF.
CG: I'M SICK TO FUCKING DEATH OF ASKING QUESTIONS MYSELF, SO BEAR WITH THE QUESTIONING DOUCHEBAG JUST A BIG LONGER:
CG: HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A GAME CALLED SGRUB?
CG: OR, IF YOU'RE HUMAN, SBURB?
CG: DO THE WORDS "PROSPIT", "DERSE", OR "SKAIA" MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?
CG: THIS RELATES TO THE EVENTS OF MY UNIVERSE AND ANOTHER.
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I'm sorry, however. I've never heard of "sburb" or any of those words.
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CG: OR THAT THE CONNECTION STANDS OUTSIDE THE GAMES BY SOME OBSCURE MEANS.
CG: GOG MY BRAIN BULGE HURTS.
CG: I'M IN A FUCKALL NOWHERE DIMENSION HOSTED BY
CG: WHAT'S A KIDNAPPER?
CG: SCREW IT THEY'RE GOING BY "THE PROPRIETORS OF PANIC AT THE DISCO."
CG: OR "HUGE BITCHES."
CG: THIS PLACE IS A DUMP
CG: EVEN COMPARED TO THE METEOR.
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CG: AND SOME OF THEM HAVE WORK TO DO
CG: SAVING EXISTENCE AND SUCH.
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Well, you should probably get off the streets. There are monsters, it's really dangerous.
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CG: THIS IS ALL SORTS OF FAMILIAR TO ME.
CG: SO FUCKING COZY.
CG: IT'S LIKE I CLICKED MY RED SEQUIN FOOT COVERS
CG: CHANTING "THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE MY ABYSMAL HIVE"
CG: AND THEN I LANDED HERE.
CG: THAT IS NOT WHAT HAPPENED
CG: FOR THE RECORD.
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also if you're getting this 30587494 times it's because LJ is a douche and WON'T LET ME POST THIS TAG]
The chip will limit your powers, though. Don't be surprised if it's harder for you to fight off other things trying to eat you. The wolves are pretty big.
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CG: EVEN WEAKENED I'M STILL A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH.
CG: I'LL STAB ALL THE WOLVES IN THE FACE WITH MY SICKLE.
CG: ALL OF THEM.
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CG: DEAD WOLVES ARE KILLED BY ME AND BECOME FOOD FOR OTHER WOLVES THAT ARE THEN KILLED BY ME.
CG: IT'S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.
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CG: IT'S ONLY RIGHT TO LEAVE IT FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO FIND
CG: AND EAT.
CG: BESIDES I'M ONLY KILLING BEASTS FOR PRACTICAL PURPOSES.
CG: NOT BECAUSE I ENJOY ORPHANING YOUNG TROLLS.
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