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[yourfutureruler]

I have refitted TARDIS. It is now no longer a Portaloo most of the time and has a customised "evil" dematerialisation sound.

This was extra hard to do as I am obliged, in my capacity as an Evil Supervillain, to run her on Windows. Not only is it buggy, but it keeps trying to install entire evil "themes". It took me days to get rid of the Darth

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[thebeigeone]

Does that mean I have to act gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide? I refuse to do it, you know.

And just what have you been up to lately that I am going to have at some point remedy? Hmmm?

[yourfutureruler]

Oh, you must admit that there's the teeniest resemblance...

I could tell you over drinks perhaps?

[thebeigeone]

There is not!

So long as they don't have any of those silly umbrellas, that sounds like a smashing idea.

[yourfutureruler]

One or two monkeys, maybe?

Umbrellas just get in the way of a perfectly good drink. Also, Beatrice chokes on them.

[thebeigeone]

Do I really look like a monkey to you? Even one on nitrous oxide?

Does that mean Beatrice is going to be joining us?