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[yourfutureruler]

Animals fine. Life quite peaceful. I miss arch-villainy but I just don't have time at present. Maybe once I've taken on new staff...

Appear to have reached amicable relationship with my beloved Doctor. Is too good to last. Very civilised and all

Comments

[tegan_lj]

Darling...

Would you do better with a companion to help keep you on the track of all that is evil? I've been thinking it might be a good thing for you.

[yourfutureruler]

That sounds nice. Do you know anyone evil who can look after goats?

[tegan_lj]

I can try my hand at it.

[yourfutureruler]

*lights up*

Really?

They're very nice. And they don't smell that much.

[tegan_lj]

Hold it. Am I coming with you as your companion and shopping partner, and watching the goats?

[yourfutureruler]

That sounds quite amazing.

[tegan_lj]

*shakes head*

Do you or don't you want a companion?

[yourfutureruler]

*bashful*

Yes please.

[tegan_lj]

Then I'm the woman/shopping partner for you!

How evil do I have to be?

[yourfutureruler]

Oh, only part-time. There's the animals to look after and clothes to buy too, and I'm concentrating more on the theoretical, research side of the evil at present.

[tegan_lj]

Excellent!

So...just one tattoo?

[yourfutureruler]

Yes. Something tasteful but malevolent.

[tegan_lj]

You got it.

How about a picture of one of our goats?

[yourfutureruler]

Um... if you like..

Are you sure you wouldn't regret that one?

[tegan_lj]

Possibly.

What would you think? Do you want to get one too?

[yourfutureruler]

Can they match? That would be nice. Villain-bonding and all.

I think a pretty unicorn dragon would be good. Twee yet scary.