Oh bum.

[yourfutureruler]

I'm having a remarkable amount of difficulty with the whole "evil" thing at present. While I am still wearing black (TARDIS has been most forbearing of late) I find I'm saying MWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! a lot less and *sigh* a lot more. I'm also having trouble with devising schemes that are up to my usual foolproof level

Comments

[thebeigeone]

*tries not to blush furiously at entire conversation*

[yourfutureruler]

Don't worry, sugar. I wouldn't make you wear anything you didn't want to.

This one's pretty - don't you think?

[thebeigeone]

*flatly* No. Absolutely not.

[yourfutureruler]

OK then, which do you like?

[thebeigeone]

Can't I just go naked?

[tegan_lj]

*chin drops open*

*thinks about whether to cry or not*

*opts to go back out with Peri shopping*

I give up. Figures.

[yourfutureruler]

That is also a very nice thought.

[thebeigeone]

*cheerfully* I thought that idea would change your mind.

[yourfutureruler]

You're very... toned.

Mmmm...

[thebeigeone]

Yes, well, all that running down pointless corridors is for a reason, you know...

[yourfutureruler]

I could chase you - would that help?

[thebeigeone]

*smiles slyly*

Yes, but only if you got naked first.

[yourfutureruler]

But of course...

Wouldn't be fair otherwise.

[thebeigeone]

Indeed it wouldn't.

Well?

*waits expectantly*

[yourfutureruler]

*removes complex velvet-based clothing*

Five-second start?

[thebeigeone]

Only five? Make it ten, give you a run for your money. *charming smile*