Oh bum.

[yourfutureruler]

I'm having a remarkable amount of difficulty with the whole "evil" thing at present. While I am still wearing black (TARDIS has been most forbearing of late) I find I'm saying MWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! a lot less and *sigh* a lot more. I'm also having trouble with devising schemes that are up to my usual foolproof level

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[tegan_lj]

The silk undies are in the second drawer on the left. The lace ones are in the drawer under that. But I draw the line at you wearing my teddies, thanks. You are nice and everything...but every girl's got her standards.

[yourfutureruler]

*tries to appear uninterested in Tegan's underwear*

*fails*

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[tegan_lj]

Please! Spare! The! Teddies!

If Fitz ever takes me back, I'll need them.

[yourfutureruler]

*sigh*

They would't fit us anyway. You're safe.

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[tegan_lj]

*covers eyes*

Oh the imagery. Look...Turlough stretched two out of shape. They're in the hallway cupboard.

The shoes...though. Don't touch the shoes.

[yourfutureruler]

Don't worry, there are entire rooms of clothes in this place. Many of which make yours look positively nunlike.

Why does he have most of this? It's not like he ever changes. Or could go out in most of it.

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[tegan_lj]

*lifts an eyebrow and smirks*

Fantasies?

Wishful thinking?

[yourfutureruler]

There are TWELVE pairs of waders in here.

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[tegan_lj]

*wide cheeky grin*

Hmmm. That is definitely wishful thinking. *giggles at her joke although she doubts anyone will catch it.*

Have you seen the corsets?

[yourfutureruler]

Yup. Quite a collection. You should appropriate a couple. They'd look a hell of a lot better on you.

*suppresses image of Five in pink satin*

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[tegan_lj]

*shakes a finger*

Uhuh. Not pink. With his coloring? Are you insane?

Oh wait...you might be.

Look...he's a beige blond. And more than likely a Spring. I'd say a green...mint or darker.

Take one to him and have him try it on.

[yourfutureruler]

I don't think he would...

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[tegan_lj]

*wide smile*

He might. I didn't think he'd shag and he did. You never know until you give it a go.

Look, if you want to be sure...get him drunk or high first. Then...he'll do anything.

[yourfutureruler]

That's true.

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[tegan_lj]

So...what have you got to lose? Just...lock Turlough somewhere...he just might sneak pictures.

Oh...and if you want matching garters...I took most of them...they're in the third drawer.