Fanfic: Family Outing DBSK Special
Title: Family Outing DBSK Special
Pairing: ot5
Rating: G
Length: (2/6)
Genre: Comedy
A/N: This is my first fanfic ever, and English is not my first language
Summary: What if Changmin gets invited to Family Outing? But all the five of them tag along? Is it going to be fun, or will they be just tired?
2.
They were entering the sea with their fishnets, trying to figure out what to do with them, “Aha, I think that water got into my suit it’s too heavy” Jongshin said walking slower than a snail “Already? We’re not even near that auntie yet” Daesung said pointing at a woman that seemed to be at the other end of the world, “Seriously do we need to go that far?” Yoochun complained already ‘tired’ from the exercise. “It’s not that far, just a little bit” Chunhee who was beside Yoochun at that moment said, Yoochun let out a bitter laugh and continued walking.
“Seriously, I think that a lot of water got into my suit, I can’t walk it’s too heavy” Jongshin said again not moving an inch, “Jaesuk hyung! Wait a minute, Jongshin hyung can’t walk” Junsu shouted to Jaesuk who was at the front with Sooro and Hyori. “Already? Come on, let’s help him get the water off his suit” Jaesuk said walking towards them, “Oppa, if you continue like this, you’ll have to do this five more times than we’ll have to” Hyori said taking wide steps towards them.
“What everyone will be doing this?” Changmin asked, not really wanting to experience this kind of things. “Of course, everyone is doing it” Hyori answered him. They all positioned around Jongshin, and lifted him the water pouring in the ocean again, “Ah, oppa, you gained weight again? Why are you so heavy?” Hyori complained after helping the others put Jongshin down.
“Hyori-ah, don’t say anything, these poor Dong Bang Shin Ki members will experience the Hyori effect and their arms will fall out” Jongshin said while whipping his glasses on his sleeves. “Why? Is she heavy? How much do you weight noona?” Jaejoong asked trying to figure out how much Hyori weighed. “No, I’m not heavyy~ How much do you weigh?” Hyori asked, trying to talk about other topic. “Me? 62kg, why?” Jaejoong asked bluntly “Seriously? What’s you height?” this time Yeejin asked “1.80” replied again “Haa, so envious” Yeejin replied, even thought she wasn’t fat or not even the normal weigh.
“You shouldn’t envious of Jaejoongie hyung, you should be envious of Changmin, and he has 1.86 and weighs 60kg.” Junsu butted in the conversation “I wish I could be born as a guy, lots of things could have been easier, dieting being one of them” Hyori sighed “It’s not easy for us to diet too!” Junsu squeaked making his high dolphin voice. “Junsu-ah, call your friends, they might help us with the fishing” Yoochun made fun of Junsu and then started running in the water, knowing that Junsu would be chasing after him.
They started to run circles, until Junsu jumped on Yoochun and started to throw water on him. “Junsuu stop it” Yoochun whined trying to block the water without success. “Somehow this seems to be a lover’s quarrel” someone commented. They finally reached the auntie, and she explained how they were supposed to do the things, they quickly started, everyone going together. They were supposed to first untie a fishnet that was on a wood stick then move the fishes, but the knot was tied too high that even Changmin nor Chunhee were able no untie it.
“Changminnie hold me, so I’ll be able to untie it.” Jaejoong said while giving a one touch full of love “Isn’t he the maknae? He’s the one supposed to be held right?” Daesung said while, Changmin was giving Jaejoong a one touch with the same amount of love, “Yes Jaejoongie hyung, you are so mean to me” Changmin said jokingly “What? You’re the one who always abuse me mentally” Jaejoong said giving Changmin another one touch, “Come on, you can show how much you love each other after, I’ll help you hold Jaejoong” being the good leader Yunho was he resolved it quickly.
Both Yunho and Changmin bended their knees for Jaejoong to step on it, after Jaejoong stepped on both of their knees he balanced himself with Yunho helping him by holding his waist. Jaejoong raised his arms, but it was still not enough to reach knot “Higher!” Jaejoong asked, “We can’t go higher anymore Jaejoongie” Yunho replied helping Jaejoong down. “How did they put the knot so high?” Sooro asked “Maybe they used boats”. Yoochun who remained silent the whole time was poking at the wood stick and he grabbed it and pulled it out, “I think that we’re supposed to pull it out and untie it”
Everyone was just staring at Yoochun then at the piece of wood. “Y-Yeah, bring the wood lower Yoochun” Jongshin said kind of surprised, Yoochun lowered the wood and Jongshin untied it. They pushed the fishnet and the fishes started struggling, “Ahh, the fish is touching me” Yoochun screamed and passed the fishnet to the nearest person, Junsu.
“Yoochun-ah, are you scared of the fish?” Hyori opened the fish net and grabbed the first fish she saw and it was quite a big one, “Here kiss it” Hyori pushed the struggling fish to Yoochun’s face, he made a disgusted face and said “Noona! Put that aside!” he wanted to back away but Yunho and Junsu held him back “Oh come on guys, you can’t be serious” Yoochun looked at both Yunho and Junsu and they were grinning evilly. “Ahhh!! Jaejoongie hyung save mee~!” They just laughed even more.
“Ah, ah, aah” Yoochun screamed even more when he saw the ugly fish coming closer and closer, when finally their lips touched, the fish was probably really happy, but Yoochun felt like vomiting. “Now your fans will try to catch this fish, maybe the auntie can make lots of money bringing this fish to auction” Hyori said, putting the fish back in the fishing net. “Ah… really it was disgusting, I’m never going to do it again” Yoochun said wiping his mouth over and over again with the back of his hands.
After the previous fish kissing distraction, everybody started to work ‘seriously’, with Chunhee tripping here and there, and Sooro’s scolding. The Dong Bang boys were trying really hard on moving the fishes to the main fishnet and Yoochun still felt disgusted by fishes, until he found a crab on the fishnet. “Look Changmin-ah it’s a crab!” Yoochun was over excited seeing that orange little thing moving, and not in a pan or on his plate. “So what? You’ve eaten it before”
“It’s not the same! Seeing it alive is cooler” Yoochun said trying to grab the crab that was ‘running’ away, Changmin gave him a you’ve-lost-your-mind look and tried to help Yoochun grabbing the crab. When Changmin was finally close to catching the crab, the crab grabbed his index finger with its claws “Ahh Hyung, it bit me” Changmin screamed while shaking his hand trying to make the crab let go, but that only made the crab hold even tighter.
“Hyung, help me, my finger is going to fall off” Changmin screamed still shaking his hand, “Yah! Changmin stop moving!” Yoochun grabbed his hand, pulled the crab and threw it in the fishnet again. “Ah, thank God, I don’t think that I like crabs anymore” Changmin said holding his finger with his other hand, leaving the fishnet for Yoochun to hold. “Yah, Changmin these fishes are heavy you know, and I’m not Super Man” Yoochun poked at Changmin’s ribs trying to make Changmin hold the other end of the fish net, “You’re not Super Man, but you’re Mickey” Changmin replied poking at Yoochun’s ribs too “Changmin your jokes are lamer than Junsu’s”
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“What in the world are those two doing?” Jaejoong said pointing at Yoochun and Changmin who were bringing the fishnet to the sand “Who knows, they’re crazy” Junsu replied while separating the expensive fishes from the cheap fishes, with the help of the auntie, of course. Yunho, Yeejin and Chunhee were beside Jaejoong and Junsu, separating the fishes as well but from another fishnet.
Hyori, Jaesuk, Jongshin and Sooro were getting the fishnets that were still in the sea, bringing them to the sand. “Changmin-ah, Yoochun-ah, come here quickly, you’re taking too much time” Jaejoong shouted at the two that were slowly walking to them carrying a big fishnet with struggling fishes. After hearing Jaejoong, Yoochun hushed Changmin to go faster because he didn’t want to be scolded by ‘Umma’.
Seeing that Yoochun and Changmin were nearing the sand, Junsu ran to them to help them carry those fishes, bringing it to Jaejoong, he explained what they were supposed to do and Changmin replied him with a ‘Yes Umma’, that made Jaejoong give the most loving one touches on Changmin and Changmin run for dear life, because Jaejoong love was,…, too overwhelming?
Hyori and the others were just coming back when they saw Jaejoong almost land on Changmin with a flying kick, but Changmin was used running away from Jaejoong, so it was easy avoiding the kick. “Yunho-ah, are you sure that they are going to be okay?” Jongshin asked Yunho, and being the elder that he was he sat on the sand “Yes, they’re just showing their love for each other” and right after Yunho said the word love, Jaejoong was thrown to the floor by a Changmin’s punch, “You call this love? I wonder what you think is hate…” Jaesuk muttered under his breath but Yunho who was beside him could still hear that, so he just started laughing.
After Jaejoong and Changmin stopped showing their love for each other and all the family members gather around the fishes they’ve separated, the auntie that they helped announced “Here take this - she gave Chunhee a basin filled with water and 5 fishes - This should be enough for dinner and breakfast.” She explained, while putting the others basins at her own truck “Oh, thank you, can we really take it?” Jaesuk asked, even though he knew what the auntie was going to reply “Yes, you’ve all worked hard, see these fishes as your payment” after the auntie said that, everyone was muttering ‘Thank You’ and bowing respectfully.
After the auntie drove away, Jaesuk began his MC mode again “So since we all worked, we deserve to play, so umm… - he looked around the group - since we have 5 guests today, we can’t let them chose the teams, so Hyori and Yeejin will be the team’s captain” Hyori and Yeejin who were at random places among the line they’ve made came to the front beside each other.
“Yunho-ah, why don’t’ you talk about your members ability?” Sooro suggested, but the look on Jaejoong’s and Yoochun’s eyes were desperate, telling ‘Don’t tell them I’m horrible at sports, please, I want to be picked’. Yunho thought about it for a while and started talking “Well, Junsu, is good at anything, you’ve already seen, Changmin, he’s tall, Yoochun, is… good and Jaejoong is…hmm…well…he’s Jaejoong” He didn’t directly said bad things about them, but Yeejin and Hyori got his messages, Changmin, Yoochun and Jaejoong were no good at sports.
“Kauwi-bauwi-bo*” Hyori won the first match “Yunho” and so they started to chose their own team, in the end it ended up like this.
Hyori team: Yunho, Changmin, Chunhee, Daesung and Jaesuk
Yeejin team: Yoochun, Junsu, Jaejoong, Sooro and Jongshin
“Ahh oppa, why am I always stuck with you?” Hyori sighed and slapped Jaesuk’s back “Hyori-ah, I don’t know why I always end up in your team” they walked into the water where the game would be held there was pillar like wood stick that formed a shape like a goalpost, in the middle of the post on the top, a string holding an delicious crunchy onion ring. “I guess that everyone already knows this game, you have to eat the onion ring, and whoever eats it first will be the winner.”
The members from the respective teams joined and made a messy line, not really helping the viewers to differentiate who was in which team first Jaejoong and Sooro came out from Yeejin’s team, then Yunho and Changmin came, from Hyori’s team. “You have to spin ten times first then you can go running, so be prepared” Jaesuk held the whistle on his mouth, counted to three and blew the whistle, the four of them started turning around themselves, doing that elephant nose.
After spinning 10 times they were pretty dizzy, but they still ran towards the goalpost, Changmin was stumbling backwards while running, but with the help of Yunho they reached their destination. While Jaejoong, he was running sideways, almost knocking down a staff, but Sooro dragged Jaejoong to the goalpost. Yunho and Changmin were staring at each other deciding who would lift who, on the Yeejin team side Jaejoong was already climbing Sooro’s back.
In the end Yunho was the one being lifted, because Changmin was taller. Jaejoong was standing on Sooro’s back now, his left hand holding the goalpost, he was trying to eat that onion ring, but it was too far Jaejoong tried to step more to his left but ended up falling on the water again. Emerging from the water, he tried climbing Sooro’s back again but then he saw that Yunho was near of eating the onion ring, so he went to the other team’s side and started hitting Yunho’s leg, “Yah, Yunho come down!” He yelled to Yunho, this time hitting his knees, making Yunho fall on the water, almost on Jaejoong.
Seeing that Yunho was already in the water Jaejoong quickly climbed Sooro’s back but Changmin pulled his leg and he fell in the water again, “Yah, Changmin I’m your hyung!” Jaejoong said while wrestling the youngest. Changmin just ignored him and returned to his ‘post’ of lifting Yunho up. Now both Jaejoong and Yunho were almost eating the crunchy onion ring, ‘just a little bit more’ they were both thinking. Jaejoong and Yunho jumped to bite the onion ring the same time, a thing that none of them were expecting.
Their lips touched slightly and both fell on the water. “Who ate it? We couldn’t see” Chunhee shouted to the group in the water, Yunho and Jaejoong emerged from the water and Yunho showed the onion ring that he ate, they were both ignoring the fact that their lips touched, but it was a normal occurrence right? Since they were very close band mates.
“Hyori team, win! Now Daesung and Chunhee from Hyori team and Yoochun and Junsu from Yeejin team”
The four of them got in their positions and waited for Jaesuk whistle, right after Jaesuk whistled, they started spinning like crazy, trying to be the first one to finish and eat that onion ring. Daesung was jumping while running because he said that it was easier… Chunhee fell flat on his face right after he stopped spinning, Daesung noticed that Chunhee was still on the same spot, so he went back to Chunhee and dragged him to the water.
On Yoochun’s and Junsu’s side, Junsu was the first one to start running, Yoochun right after him, but Junsu stumbled backwards from the dizziness and fell on top of Yoochun, his back on Yoochun’s chest “Ahh, Junsu, why did you fall now?” Yoochun asked, but of course it sounded like a complaint, Yoochun pulled Junsu up and they ran to the water. Daesung and Chunhee were already there, Daesung trying to climb on Chunhee’s back, but since Daesung was too heavy for Chunhee, and Chunhee kept going underwater or walking backwards, causing Daesung to fall.
Yoochun and Junsu were a little bit more organized, since they’ve worked together for so many years, Yoochun lowered himself in front of Junsu, waiting for Junsu to climb his shoulders. Junsu understanding what Yoochun wanted to do put his legs on Yoochun’s shoulder, his palms on Yoochun’s hair, trying to balance himself, but Yoochun’s hands held Junsu’s hips, making Junsu’s task of balancing himself more easily. “Hyung, go a little more to the left” Junsu said raising his body and neck as tall as possible without falling back.
Yoochun walked a little to the left with much difficulty, and then he saw the other team’s player. Daesung and Chunhee, now this time Chunhee was the one on Daesung’s back trying to reach the onion ring. Junsu was almost eating it, just a little bit more to the left, so Yoochun walked more to the left, Junsu surprised, lost his balance a little bit but Yoochun helped him find his balance again by holding his lower back.
When Junsu saw the other team players as well, he an idea, a brilliant one, Junsu stretched his arm and started poking Chunhee’s ribs causing Chunhee to fall, Junsu laughed his ‘Eun Kyang Kyang’ laugh again and took advantage of this opportunity to lift his body even more and bite the onion ring, the sudden lift of Junsu’s body startled Yoochun causing him to fall backwards bringing Junsu with him. Yoochun quickly lifted his head from the water and turned back checking if Junsu was okay, and he saw Junsu pushing his wet hair back and showing him the onion ring that was inside his mouth.
“Yeejin team win!” they heard Jaesuk shout from afar so Yoochun and Junsu high fived**. Chunhee and Daesung walked back to where the teams were with a sad face, but Yoochun and Junsu came running towards them laughing. Right now, both teams were tied, so the final round was crucial, and of course it was a round between Hyori and Yeejin, meaning that it would be bloody and funny. “The final round Jaesuk, Hyori and Yeejin, Jongshin” they positioned themselves, this time Yunho was the one with the whistle, when he blew it, everyone started to spin desperately, trying to be as fast as possible, Hyori being the competitive person she was, was the first person to finish all the 10 spins.
Jongshin finished right after her, but she went to him and pushed him to the ground, and then dragging the dizzy Jaesuk to the water. Yeejin too finished spinning and despise dizzy pushed Jongshin into the water to the goalpost. Instead of Hyori climbing Jaesuk, Jaesuk was carrying her, his arms around her legs, trying to lift her “God, Hyori, did you gain weigh again?” Jaesuk whined when he noticed that lifting Hyori like that was making no difference.
“Oppa, put me down, I have to climb your back!” Hyori said while slapping Jaesuk’s back “Ah, ah okay” Jaesuk put her down and now she was trying to climb his back. On Yeejin’s side she was trying to climb Jongshin’s back but he always moved making Yeejin lose her balance and fall. “Oppa! Stay still!” Yeejin said with her high voice. But before climbing back on Jongshin’s back, she saw Hyori reaching for the onion ring, so she ran to her and pulled Hyori’s leg, but Hyori bit the onion ring before fall in the water.
She showed the onion ring to Jaesuk and the cameras, when Jaesuk said “Hyori Team, wins!” they walked to the sand again and stood in a line for everyone see them clearly. “So what did you think about his game, Sooro hyung?” everyone turned towards Sooro to see his response, and Jaejoong gave him an apologetic face because he didn’t manage to bite the onion ring “Even though we lost our game, Jaejoong was really light and he was easy to be lifted, just like cotton” Everyone clapped a little and Jaesuk asked Changmin what did he think of the game.
“Truthfully, I thought that I was going to die” He looked at Yunho afraid that he would scold him, but Yunho was just laughing so he thought that it was okay, “What did Yunho weight felt like” Jaesuk asked Changmin again and he answered like a smart ass that he was “It felt like 66kg of cotton” Everyone laughed at his response and Jaesuk opened his mouth again “I know what you mean” he said this glancing at Hyori, who ignored him.
“You know Yoochun’s expression wasn’t very good either - Jongshin commented with arms crossed looking at Yoochun - Did it hurt anywhere?” Now everyone was looking at Yoochun, but the Dong Bang boys already knew what he was going to answer, because he always teases about a certain feature on Junsu’s body, “My shoulders hurt a little, but Junsu cushioned it” Nobody understood about what Yoochun was saying but Junsu was tomato red and Jaejoong, Yunho and Changmin were trying not to burst out laughing “What does it means?” Chunhee asked, wanting to understand what the hell they were talking about, but Yoochun just brushed it out with a hand motion.
“Now we have to go back, make wine and then dinner” Jaesuk said while climbing the truck and everyone following his suit. The day until now was crazy but fun, now let’s see what happens to the rest of the day.
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* Kauwi-bauwi-bo- I actually searched for this in Google, so I guess is right?
** high fived - Does this even exist??
I was really happy because I received more comments that I thought that I would get, please forgive my English errors, feel free to point it and please continue to comment *bow*
Pairing: ot5
Rating: G
Length: (2/6)
Genre: Comedy
A/N: This is my first fanfic ever, and English is not my first language
Summary: What if Changmin gets invited to Family Outing? But all the five of them tag along? Is it going to be fun, or will they be just tired?
2.
They were entering the sea with their fishnets, trying to figure out what to do with them, “Aha, I think that water got into my suit it’s too heavy” Jongshin said walking slower than a snail “Already? We’re not even near that auntie yet” Daesung said pointing at a woman that seemed to be at the other end of the world, “Seriously do we need to go that far?” Yoochun complained already ‘tired’ from the exercise. “It’s not that far, just a little bit” Chunhee who was beside Yoochun at that moment said, Yoochun let out a bitter laugh and continued walking.
“Seriously, I think that a lot of water got into my suit, I can’t walk it’s too heavy” Jongshin said again not moving an inch, “Jaesuk hyung! Wait a minute, Jongshin hyung can’t walk” Junsu shouted to Jaesuk who was at the front with Sooro and Hyori. “Already? Come on, let’s help him get the water off his suit” Jaesuk said walking towards them, “Oppa, if you continue like this, you’ll have to do this five more times than we’ll have to” Hyori said taking wide steps towards them.
“What everyone will be doing this?” Changmin asked, not really wanting to experience this kind of things. “Of course, everyone is doing it” Hyori answered him. They all positioned around Jongshin, and lifted him the water pouring in the ocean again, “Ah, oppa, you gained weight again? Why are you so heavy?” Hyori complained after helping the others put Jongshin down.
“Hyori-ah, don’t say anything, these poor Dong Bang Shin Ki members will experience the Hyori effect and their arms will fall out” Jongshin said while whipping his glasses on his sleeves. “Why? Is she heavy? How much do you weight noona?” Jaejoong asked trying to figure out how much Hyori weighed. “No, I’m not heavyy~ How much do you weigh?” Hyori asked, trying to talk about other topic. “Me? 62kg, why?” Jaejoong asked bluntly “Seriously? What’s you height?” this time Yeejin asked “1.80” replied again “Haa, so envious” Yeejin replied, even thought she wasn’t fat or not even the normal weigh.
“You shouldn’t envious of Jaejoongie hyung, you should be envious of Changmin, and he has 1.86 and weighs 60kg.” Junsu butted in the conversation “I wish I could be born as a guy, lots of things could have been easier, dieting being one of them” Hyori sighed “It’s not easy for us to diet too!” Junsu squeaked making his high dolphin voice. “Junsu-ah, call your friends, they might help us with the fishing” Yoochun made fun of Junsu and then started running in the water, knowing that Junsu would be chasing after him.
They started to run circles, until Junsu jumped on Yoochun and started to throw water on him. “Junsuu stop it” Yoochun whined trying to block the water without success. “Somehow this seems to be a lover’s quarrel” someone commented. They finally reached the auntie, and she explained how they were supposed to do the things, they quickly started, everyone going together. They were supposed to first untie a fishnet that was on a wood stick then move the fishes, but the knot was tied too high that even Changmin nor Chunhee were able no untie it.
“Changminnie hold me, so I’ll be able to untie it.” Jaejoong said while giving a one touch full of love “Isn’t he the maknae? He’s the one supposed to be held right?” Daesung said while, Changmin was giving Jaejoong a one touch with the same amount of love, “Yes Jaejoongie hyung, you are so mean to me” Changmin said jokingly “What? You’re the one who always abuse me mentally” Jaejoong said giving Changmin another one touch, “Come on, you can show how much you love each other after, I’ll help you hold Jaejoong” being the good leader Yunho was he resolved it quickly.
Both Yunho and Changmin bended their knees for Jaejoong to step on it, after Jaejoong stepped on both of their knees he balanced himself with Yunho helping him by holding his waist. Jaejoong raised his arms, but it was still not enough to reach knot “Higher!” Jaejoong asked, “We can’t go higher anymore Jaejoongie” Yunho replied helping Jaejoong down. “How did they put the knot so high?” Sooro asked “Maybe they used boats”. Yoochun who remained silent the whole time was poking at the wood stick and he grabbed it and pulled it out, “I think that we’re supposed to pull it out and untie it”
Everyone was just staring at Yoochun then at the piece of wood. “Y-Yeah, bring the wood lower Yoochun” Jongshin said kind of surprised, Yoochun lowered the wood and Jongshin untied it. They pushed the fishnet and the fishes started struggling, “Ahh, the fish is touching me” Yoochun screamed and passed the fishnet to the nearest person, Junsu.
“Yoochun-ah, are you scared of the fish?” Hyori opened the fish net and grabbed the first fish she saw and it was quite a big one, “Here kiss it” Hyori pushed the struggling fish to Yoochun’s face, he made a disgusted face and said “Noona! Put that aside!” he wanted to back away but Yunho and Junsu held him back “Oh come on guys, you can’t be serious” Yoochun looked at both Yunho and Junsu and they were grinning evilly. “Ahhh!! Jaejoongie hyung save mee~!” They just laughed even more.
“Ah, ah, aah” Yoochun screamed even more when he saw the ugly fish coming closer and closer, when finally their lips touched, the fish was probably really happy, but Yoochun felt like vomiting. “Now your fans will try to catch this fish, maybe the auntie can make lots of money bringing this fish to auction” Hyori said, putting the fish back in the fishing net. “Ah… really it was disgusting, I’m never going to do it again” Yoochun said wiping his mouth over and over again with the back of his hands.
After the previous fish kissing distraction, everybody started to work ‘seriously’, with Chunhee tripping here and there, and Sooro’s scolding. The Dong Bang boys were trying really hard on moving the fishes to the main fishnet and Yoochun still felt disgusted by fishes, until he found a crab on the fishnet. “Look Changmin-ah it’s a crab!” Yoochun was over excited seeing that orange little thing moving, and not in a pan or on his plate. “So what? You’ve eaten it before”
“It’s not the same! Seeing it alive is cooler” Yoochun said trying to grab the crab that was ‘running’ away, Changmin gave him a you’ve-lost-your-mind look and tried to help Yoochun grabbing the crab. When Changmin was finally close to catching the crab, the crab grabbed his index finger with its claws “Ahh Hyung, it bit me” Changmin screamed while shaking his hand trying to make the crab let go, but that only made the crab hold even tighter.
“Hyung, help me, my finger is going to fall off” Changmin screamed still shaking his hand, “Yah! Changmin stop moving!” Yoochun grabbed his hand, pulled the crab and threw it in the fishnet again. “Ah, thank God, I don’t think that I like crabs anymore” Changmin said holding his finger with his other hand, leaving the fishnet for Yoochun to hold. “Yah, Changmin these fishes are heavy you know, and I’m not Super Man” Yoochun poked at Changmin’s ribs trying to make Changmin hold the other end of the fish net, “You’re not Super Man, but you’re Mickey” Changmin replied poking at Yoochun’s ribs too “Changmin your jokes are lamer than Junsu’s”
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“What in the world are those two doing?” Jaejoong said pointing at Yoochun and Changmin who were bringing the fishnet to the sand “Who knows, they’re crazy” Junsu replied while separating the expensive fishes from the cheap fishes, with the help of the auntie, of course. Yunho, Yeejin and Chunhee were beside Jaejoong and Junsu, separating the fishes as well but from another fishnet.
Hyori, Jaesuk, Jongshin and Sooro were getting the fishnets that were still in the sea, bringing them to the sand. “Changmin-ah, Yoochun-ah, come here quickly, you’re taking too much time” Jaejoong shouted at the two that were slowly walking to them carrying a big fishnet with struggling fishes. After hearing Jaejoong, Yoochun hushed Changmin to go faster because he didn’t want to be scolded by ‘Umma’.
Seeing that Yoochun and Changmin were nearing the sand, Junsu ran to them to help them carry those fishes, bringing it to Jaejoong, he explained what they were supposed to do and Changmin replied him with a ‘Yes Umma’, that made Jaejoong give the most loving one touches on Changmin and Changmin run for dear life, because Jaejoong love was,…, too overwhelming?
Hyori and the others were just coming back when they saw Jaejoong almost land on Changmin with a flying kick, but Changmin was used running away from Jaejoong, so it was easy avoiding the kick. “Yunho-ah, are you sure that they are going to be okay?” Jongshin asked Yunho, and being the elder that he was he sat on the sand “Yes, they’re just showing their love for each other” and right after Yunho said the word love, Jaejoong was thrown to the floor by a Changmin’s punch, “You call this love? I wonder what you think is hate…” Jaesuk muttered under his breath but Yunho who was beside him could still hear that, so he just started laughing.
After Jaejoong and Changmin stopped showing their love for each other and all the family members gather around the fishes they’ve separated, the auntie that they helped announced “Here take this - she gave Chunhee a basin filled with water and 5 fishes - This should be enough for dinner and breakfast.” She explained, while putting the others basins at her own truck “Oh, thank you, can we really take it?” Jaesuk asked, even though he knew what the auntie was going to reply “Yes, you’ve all worked hard, see these fishes as your payment” after the auntie said that, everyone was muttering ‘Thank You’ and bowing respectfully.
After the auntie drove away, Jaesuk began his MC mode again “So since we all worked, we deserve to play, so umm… - he looked around the group - since we have 5 guests today, we can’t let them chose the teams, so Hyori and Yeejin will be the team’s captain” Hyori and Yeejin who were at random places among the line they’ve made came to the front beside each other.
“Yunho-ah, why don’t’ you talk about your members ability?” Sooro suggested, but the look on Jaejoong’s and Yoochun’s eyes were desperate, telling ‘Don’t tell them I’m horrible at sports, please, I want to be picked’. Yunho thought about it for a while and started talking “Well, Junsu, is good at anything, you’ve already seen, Changmin, he’s tall, Yoochun, is… good and Jaejoong is…hmm…well…he’s Jaejoong” He didn’t directly said bad things about them, but Yeejin and Hyori got his messages, Changmin, Yoochun and Jaejoong were no good at sports.
“Kauwi-bauwi-bo*” Hyori won the first match “Yunho” and so they started to chose their own team, in the end it ended up like this.
Hyori team: Yunho, Changmin, Chunhee, Daesung and Jaesuk
Yeejin team: Yoochun, Junsu, Jaejoong, Sooro and Jongshin
“Ahh oppa, why am I always stuck with you?” Hyori sighed and slapped Jaesuk’s back “Hyori-ah, I don’t know why I always end up in your team” they walked into the water where the game would be held there was pillar like wood stick that formed a shape like a goalpost, in the middle of the post on the top, a string holding an delicious crunchy onion ring. “I guess that everyone already knows this game, you have to eat the onion ring, and whoever eats it first will be the winner.”
The members from the respective teams joined and made a messy line, not really helping the viewers to differentiate who was in which team first Jaejoong and Sooro came out from Yeejin’s team, then Yunho and Changmin came, from Hyori’s team. “You have to spin ten times first then you can go running, so be prepared” Jaesuk held the whistle on his mouth, counted to three and blew the whistle, the four of them started turning around themselves, doing that elephant nose.
After spinning 10 times they were pretty dizzy, but they still ran towards the goalpost, Changmin was stumbling backwards while running, but with the help of Yunho they reached their destination. While Jaejoong, he was running sideways, almost knocking down a staff, but Sooro dragged Jaejoong to the goalpost. Yunho and Changmin were staring at each other deciding who would lift who, on the Yeejin team side Jaejoong was already climbing Sooro’s back.
In the end Yunho was the one being lifted, because Changmin was taller. Jaejoong was standing on Sooro’s back now, his left hand holding the goalpost, he was trying to eat that onion ring, but it was too far Jaejoong tried to step more to his left but ended up falling on the water again. Emerging from the water, he tried climbing Sooro’s back again but then he saw that Yunho was near of eating the onion ring, so he went to the other team’s side and started hitting Yunho’s leg, “Yah, Yunho come down!” He yelled to Yunho, this time hitting his knees, making Yunho fall on the water, almost on Jaejoong.
Seeing that Yunho was already in the water Jaejoong quickly climbed Sooro’s back but Changmin pulled his leg and he fell in the water again, “Yah, Changmin I’m your hyung!” Jaejoong said while wrestling the youngest. Changmin just ignored him and returned to his ‘post’ of lifting Yunho up. Now both Jaejoong and Yunho were almost eating the crunchy onion ring, ‘just a little bit more’ they were both thinking. Jaejoong and Yunho jumped to bite the onion ring the same time, a thing that none of them were expecting.
Their lips touched slightly and both fell on the water. “Who ate it? We couldn’t see” Chunhee shouted to the group in the water, Yunho and Jaejoong emerged from the water and Yunho showed the onion ring that he ate, they were both ignoring the fact that their lips touched, but it was a normal occurrence right? Since they were very close band mates.
“Hyori team, win! Now Daesung and Chunhee from Hyori team and Yoochun and Junsu from Yeejin team”
The four of them got in their positions and waited for Jaesuk whistle, right after Jaesuk whistled, they started spinning like crazy, trying to be the first one to finish and eat that onion ring. Daesung was jumping while running because he said that it was easier… Chunhee fell flat on his face right after he stopped spinning, Daesung noticed that Chunhee was still on the same spot, so he went back to Chunhee and dragged him to the water.
On Yoochun’s and Junsu’s side, Junsu was the first one to start running, Yoochun right after him, but Junsu stumbled backwards from the dizziness and fell on top of Yoochun, his back on Yoochun’s chest “Ahh, Junsu, why did you fall now?” Yoochun asked, but of course it sounded like a complaint, Yoochun pulled Junsu up and they ran to the water. Daesung and Chunhee were already there, Daesung trying to climb on Chunhee’s back, but since Daesung was too heavy for Chunhee, and Chunhee kept going underwater or walking backwards, causing Daesung to fall.
Yoochun and Junsu were a little bit more organized, since they’ve worked together for so many years, Yoochun lowered himself in front of Junsu, waiting for Junsu to climb his shoulders. Junsu understanding what Yoochun wanted to do put his legs on Yoochun’s shoulder, his palms on Yoochun’s hair, trying to balance himself, but Yoochun’s hands held Junsu’s hips, making Junsu’s task of balancing himself more easily. “Hyung, go a little more to the left” Junsu said raising his body and neck as tall as possible without falling back.
Yoochun walked a little to the left with much difficulty, and then he saw the other team’s player. Daesung and Chunhee, now this time Chunhee was the one on Daesung’s back trying to reach the onion ring. Junsu was almost eating it, just a little bit more to the left, so Yoochun walked more to the left, Junsu surprised, lost his balance a little bit but Yoochun helped him find his balance again by holding his lower back.
When Junsu saw the other team players as well, he an idea, a brilliant one, Junsu stretched his arm and started poking Chunhee’s ribs causing Chunhee to fall, Junsu laughed his ‘Eun Kyang Kyang’ laugh again and took advantage of this opportunity to lift his body even more and bite the onion ring, the sudden lift of Junsu’s body startled Yoochun causing him to fall backwards bringing Junsu with him. Yoochun quickly lifted his head from the water and turned back checking if Junsu was okay, and he saw Junsu pushing his wet hair back and showing him the onion ring that was inside his mouth.
“Yeejin team win!” they heard Jaesuk shout from afar so Yoochun and Junsu high fived**. Chunhee and Daesung walked back to where the teams were with a sad face, but Yoochun and Junsu came running towards them laughing. Right now, both teams were tied, so the final round was crucial, and of course it was a round between Hyori and Yeejin, meaning that it would be bloody and funny. “The final round Jaesuk, Hyori and Yeejin, Jongshin” they positioned themselves, this time Yunho was the one with the whistle, when he blew it, everyone started to spin desperately, trying to be as fast as possible, Hyori being the competitive person she was, was the first person to finish all the 10 spins.
Jongshin finished right after her, but she went to him and pushed him to the ground, and then dragging the dizzy Jaesuk to the water. Yeejin too finished spinning and despise dizzy pushed Jongshin into the water to the goalpost. Instead of Hyori climbing Jaesuk, Jaesuk was carrying her, his arms around her legs, trying to lift her “God, Hyori, did you gain weigh again?” Jaesuk whined when he noticed that lifting Hyori like that was making no difference.
“Oppa, put me down, I have to climb your back!” Hyori said while slapping Jaesuk’s back “Ah, ah okay” Jaesuk put her down and now she was trying to climb his back. On Yeejin’s side she was trying to climb Jongshin’s back but he always moved making Yeejin lose her balance and fall. “Oppa! Stay still!” Yeejin said with her high voice. But before climbing back on Jongshin’s back, she saw Hyori reaching for the onion ring, so she ran to her and pulled Hyori’s leg, but Hyori bit the onion ring before fall in the water.
She showed the onion ring to Jaesuk and the cameras, when Jaesuk said “Hyori Team, wins!” they walked to the sand again and stood in a line for everyone see them clearly. “So what did you think about his game, Sooro hyung?” everyone turned towards Sooro to see his response, and Jaejoong gave him an apologetic face because he didn’t manage to bite the onion ring “Even though we lost our game, Jaejoong was really light and he was easy to be lifted, just like cotton” Everyone clapped a little and Jaesuk asked Changmin what did he think of the game.
“Truthfully, I thought that I was going to die” He looked at Yunho afraid that he would scold him, but Yunho was just laughing so he thought that it was okay, “What did Yunho weight felt like” Jaesuk asked Changmin again and he answered like a smart ass that he was “It felt like 66kg of cotton” Everyone laughed at his response and Jaesuk opened his mouth again “I know what you mean” he said this glancing at Hyori, who ignored him.
“You know Yoochun’s expression wasn’t very good either - Jongshin commented with arms crossed looking at Yoochun - Did it hurt anywhere?” Now everyone was looking at Yoochun, but the Dong Bang boys already knew what he was going to answer, because he always teases about a certain feature on Junsu’s body, “My shoulders hurt a little, but Junsu cushioned it” Nobody understood about what Yoochun was saying but Junsu was tomato red and Jaejoong, Yunho and Changmin were trying not to burst out laughing “What does it means?” Chunhee asked, wanting to understand what the hell they were talking about, but Yoochun just brushed it out with a hand motion.
“Now we have to go back, make wine and then dinner” Jaesuk said while climbing the truck and everyone following his suit. The day until now was crazy but fun, now let’s see what happens to the rest of the day.
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* Kauwi-bauwi-bo- I actually searched for this in Google, so I guess is right?
** high fived - Does this even exist??
I was really happy because I received more comments that I thought that I would get, please forgive my English errors, feel free to point it and please continue to comment *bow*