Kian Kian 08: A starving puppy for the holidays

[yourfaithfulpet]

[[Nana's only reverted to being seventeen, she's only a little freaked as she just doesn't have the energy to panic much. See she'd decided guys would like her better if she was skinnier so has been on a starvation diet. Currently she can be found sitting on the sidewalk not far from her "house" one hand around her stomach and one hand to her mouth

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[heartofheaven]

[Tifa finds her while searching around town and runs over, looking concerned.]

Hey, are you okay?

[yourfaithfulpet]

I'm sorry. Just a little dizzy is all.

[heartofheaven]

You look so thin... Are you hungry?

[yourfaithfulpet]

No. I'll be okay in a little while. I'm on a diet.

[heartofheaven]

On a diet? But if you're so hungry it made you dizzy, then you really should eat!

[yourfaithfulpet]

Uhuh! Diet. [For the worst of reasons too. Really she doesn't have any common sense.] I'll be fine, I'll just go get a drink then I'll feel better again!

[heartofheaven]

You must be joking. Dieting isn't about starving yourself. You should eat properly!

[yourfaithfulpet]

But then it ruins the whole point! ... Doesn't it?

[Have a confused look, don't you love teenagers who are far too clueless?]

I eat sometimes, just not very often.

[heartofheaven]

No... Isn't the point to be healthy? You're not healthy - you're making yourself sick.

[yourfaithfulpet]

Healthy? [Have a confused look.] I thought girls went on diets because the demon lord was trying to keep them single forever.

[heartofheaven]

[Totally baffled.] What?

[yourfaithfulpet]

Isn't that why most girls go on diets?

[heartofheaven]

I have no idea what you're talking about. What demon lord?

[yourfaithfulpet]

The demon lord! He's the evil force that makes all the bad stuff happen!

[heartofheaven]

...What has that got to do with dieting?

[yourfaithfulpet]

I thought dieting was the only way that I might get guys to like me. If I become more attractive even the demon lord won't be able to stand in the way!