On apprend en faillant.
You know what sucks bumholes? Well, several things tbh... though, don't get me wrong, life is good! I'm full of smiles and sunshine and all-year-round cheer because everything is running smoothly but still, stuff does suck sometimes just because it doesn't know how to do anything else. All it knows, all it has ever known, is how to be a big ol' pile of suck.
And the biggest, smelliest, most suckiest pile of suck? Well, that'd be college of course. Now, I don't know about you but when I entered further education I was under the impression that I was going to further my education. To give King Ed's it's due, my education has indeed been furthered, so hurrah for that. However, whilst my education was furthered other thigs suffered... my love of getting up early was stolen from me, my tolerance for buses being late completely disappeared, my motivation to make pretty things just because... gone! My regular contact with good friends... gone! My love of speaking foreign languages unless I have to... gone! My habit of eating less during a school week... gone! My love of breaksand free periods... gone! My humour... gone! My wits... gone! My spirit... crushed!
(Yeah, yeah, melodramatic, so what!)
Seriously, university is going to be magical. It's the only reason I still go to college, battling to get my A and two Bs. I would be heartbroken if I didn't get there, the only reason I'd not get in now is because of my grades, which means I have to attend college everyday and not miss anything (fucking hell, mate), it means I have to pay attention, try and even have to do my homework and coursework (now that's a killer) and I have to shut the fuck up about it as no one gives a crap because they're all going through the same thing!!
Anyone who tells you King Ed's is fun is simply lying. Anyone that tells you they love King Ed's has either been bribed or is equally as bad at lying. It keeps your grades up and has given me the best opportunities for Uni so I wouldn't have chosen to go to any other college round here... but still, it's a pile of suck.
And the biggest, smelliest, most suckiest pile of suck? Well, that'd be college of course. Now, I don't know about you but when I entered further education I was under the impression that I was going to further my education. To give King Ed's it's due, my education has indeed been furthered, so hurrah for that. However, whilst my education was furthered other thigs suffered... my love of getting up early was stolen from me, my tolerance for buses being late completely disappeared, my motivation to make pretty things just because... gone! My regular contact with good friends... gone! My love of speaking foreign languages unless I have to... gone! My habit of eating less during a school week... gone! My love of breaksand free periods... gone! My humour... gone! My wits... gone! My spirit... crushed!
(Yeah, yeah, melodramatic, so what!)
Seriously, university is going to be magical. It's the only reason I still go to college, battling to get my A and two Bs. I would be heartbroken if I didn't get there, the only reason I'd not get in now is because of my grades, which means I have to attend college everyday and not miss anything (fucking hell, mate), it means I have to pay attention, try and even have to do my homework and coursework (now that's a killer) and I have to shut the fuck up about it as no one gives a crap because they're all going through the same thing!!
Anyone who tells you King Ed's is fun is simply lying. Anyone that tells you they love King Ed's has either been bribed or is equally as bad at lying. It keeps your grades up and has given me the best opportunities for Uni so I wouldn't have chosen to go to any other college round here... but still, it's a pile of suck.