lead me on, let me stand
Chapt. 1: The Basics
Initials: kem
Middle Name: elizabeth
Nickname: lovah, bug, juju, kitty, kitkat, kaferine, poodle
Sex: female
Date of Birth: 6/10
Star Sign: gemini
Place of Birth: greensburg, pa
Current Location: shadyside
Height: 5'6"
Weight: ...um... probably like 115
Hair Length: I'm going to guess around 2.5'
Hair Colour: brown
Eye Colour: brown
Skin Tone (Light, Medium, Dark): light
Piercings: ears
Tattoos: none
Scars and Birthmarks: all over, but nothing particularly remarkable
Chapt. 2: The Background
Mother's Name: leanne
Mother's Occupation: preschool teacher/loudest person ever
Mother's Hometown: new castle
Father's Name: gerry
Father's Occupation: professional competetive soliatire player
Father's Hometown: new castle
Do you live with your parents?: officially, I guess
Do you get along with your parents?: officially, I guess
Are your parents married/separated/divorced?: married
Do you have any siblings? If yes, do you get along?: yes and kind of... if my brother shares his wii
What pets do you have?: kitty and mr. case
Did you grow up in a different place than where you live now?: some of the time
Where did you spend your summers as a child?: in my back yard
What was the name of your elementary school?: barnard/bradford woods
Who were your best friends in elementary school?: theresa, sasha, judy, nikki, kristina, meredith, annie, and vanessa
Who was your favorite teacher in elementary school?: mrs. spitzenegel
What was your best memory from elementary school?: playing on the giant dirt heaps behind my house with the strnad twins, timmy, steve, and kristina
What was your worst memory from elementary school?: when my cousin crashed on my bike and cut her vagina wide open (we were like 7. it was gross)
What was the name of your junior high school?: marshall/chs
Who were your best friends in junior high school?: nikki, sasha, theresa, judy, renee, the twins, allison, ina, sonal
Who was your favorite teacher in junior high school?: wes the tune man taylor (not really, he's just the only one I distinctly remember)
What was your best memory from junior high school?: playing poker during our study hall time thing
What was your worst memory from junior high school?: when I dyed my hair ridiculous and stupid colors
What was the name of your high school?: mars
Who were your best friends in high school?: deb deb, steve, megan, emma, nathan, caitlin, the krappster, ashley... I don't know
Who was your favorite teacher in high school?: mr. harsh
What was your best memory from high school?: the day I got first chair at honors chorus, which is pretty much also the best memory of my life
What was your worst memory from high school?: any time I ever had to deal with mrs. f
Out of elementary, junior high or high school which did you like best?: high school... but I also liked 8th grade. I don't know.
Did you ever go to the same school as your siblings?: yes
Did you ever go to the same school as your parents?: no
What is your family's cultural heritage?: half ridiculously loud, half reclusive and mysteriously threatening pinch-penny
Chapt. 3: The Favourites
City: pittsburgh, I guess... or memphis
Vacation Spot: stiles' panama city beach house (specifically the porch)
Sport: badminton
Food: mcdonald's fries dipped in nutella
Dessert: pot brownies a la mode with that chocolate ice cream shell stuff
Drink (Non-Alcoholic): tea
Drink (Alcoholic): mudslides... or, anything really
Place to Eat: table
Ice Cream Flavour: rocky road
Season: fall
Holiday: halloween
Clothing Brand: um... hanes, I guess.
Make-Up Brand: um... oh, why did I hesitate? bonnebell and their delicious starburst lipsmackers
Shampoo and Conditioner: aussie
Supermodel: the fuck...? heidi klum
Actor: christian bale
Actress: um... um... pass. cate blanchett, I guess.
Athlete: kobe bryant, but only because I want to have a threesome with him and his superhot wife
Athletic Team: um... probably the 1996 us olympic women's gymnastic team
Decade: according to I love the 80s... the 80s
Old Nickolodeon Show: the adventures of pete & pete
Number: 24601
Colour: green
Word: meh
Phrase: let's go have a cigarette
Magazine: architectural digest
Cheesy Pick-Up Line: nice shoes. let's go have a cigarette.
Language: english
Country: oh, gee, I don't know... maybe AMERICA? the GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD?!
Flower: orchid
Girl's Name: julianna
Boy's Name: barrett
Chapt. 4: This or That?
Lefty/Righty: righty
Rock/Country: rock
Diamonds/Pearls: diamonds
Blondes/Brunettes: brunettes
New York/Montana: new york
USA/Canada: usa! usa! usa!... for serious, though? probably canada. nah, I'm kiddig.
Gold/Silver: gold
Hummer Limo/Stretch: hummer
Gatorade/Powerade: gatorade
Diet Coke/Regular: regular
Chicken Fingers/Chicken Nuggets: nuggets
McDonalds/Burger King: donalds
Subway/Taco Bell: subway
Gravol/Peptil Bismol: pepto
Plane/Train: plane
Skiing/Snowboarding: neither, but probably skiing
Cliff Diving/Shark Diving: jesus! neither!
East Coast/West Coast: east
Marissa Cooper/Summer Roberts: summer, hands down.. except lately. but I guess even stupid summer beats dead marissa.
George Bush/John Kerry: probably kerry, but who can really say what he would have done?
Britney Spears/Christina Aguilera: christina
Charlotte York/Samantha Jones: charlotte
Lindsay Lohan/Hilary Duff: lohan, but that's a close one. she's lucky she was in parent trap and mean girls.
The O.C./Laguna Beach: oc!
The Flinstones/The Jetsons: ooh... jetsons.
Full House/Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: fresh prince, but another close one
Growing Pains/Boy Meets World: boy meets world
The Brady Bunch/The Partridge Family: brady bunch
Peanut Butter/Jelly: both
Creamy/Crunchy: crunchy
Red Rover/Capture the Flag: red rover
Mother May I/Simon Says: mother may I
Lake/Pool: pool
Snow Day/Spring Day: spring
Chihuahua/Bernese Mountain Dog: chihuahua
London/Paris: london
Shower/Bath: shower
Love/Money: money... just kidding! no I'm not
Nike/Adidas: nike
Peanuts/Crackerjacks: crackerjacks
Fruity Pebbles/Cocoa Puffs: fruity... wait, coco... fruity! ... wait, coco. I CAN'T DECIDE!
Target/Wal-mart: target
AIM/MSN Messenger: aim
Manolo Blahnik/Birkenstock: I guess birkenstock, though I usually go with the more economical "3-dollar flip flops"
Coco Chanel/Louis Vuitton: chanel
Janice Dickinson/Twiggy Lawson: twiggy
City Mouse/Country Mouse: country.. if we're talking real mice here. either way, city mouse was a bitch
Winter Olympics/Summer Olympics: summer
Pink Wristband/Yellow Wristband: pink
NCAA/Professionals: professionals
Apples/Bananas: apples
Summer Wheatly/Pedro Sanchez: pedro
Liberal/Conservative: liberal
Chapt. 5: Do You...
Sing in the shower?: yes
Write memos on your hand?: yes
Call people back?: depends
Have your driver's liscense?: yes
Believe in a thing called love?: just listen to the rhythm of my heart
Knock on wood?: that's the impression that I get...
Sleep on a certain side of the bed?: if someone else is in it
Speak another language?: I pretend to, occasionally
Have citizenship to more than one country?: no
Think you're attractive?: only compared to your mom! FACE! nah, I'm just kidding. your mom is totally hot.
Wear glasses or contact lenses?: nope
Have any weird pet peeves?: I wouldn't say they're weird, I just hate pretty much everyone
Have any weird hobbies?: not really
Like your life so far?: yup
Chapt. 6: Have You Ever...
Gone skinny dipping?: yup
Worn braces?: yup
Smoked a cigarette?: yup
Smoked a cigar?: yup
Smoked anything else?: yup... clowns like you, on the b-ball court! snap!
Broken a bone?: yup
Had stitches?: yup
Kissed a member of the same sex?: not gratuitously
Shoplifted?: nope
Punched someone in the face?: not hard
Skipped school?: almost every day
Flown first class?: yup
Traveled to another continent?: nope
Used racial slurs?: almost every day... nah, I'm just kidding. definitely every day.
Taken pain killers?: yup
Taken sleeping pills?: nope
Rode in a limousine?: yup
Gone SCUBA diving?: nope
Been stung by a jellyfish?: nope
Been stung by a bee?: yup
Thrown up in a restaurant?: yup
Made a snow angel?: yup
Been to overnight camp?: yup
Written a letter to Santa Claus?: yup
Sworn in front of your parents?: yup
Had detention?: nope
Been sent to the principal's office?: yup
Screamed: wtf? yes
Made a prank phone call?: nope
Been to the opposite end of the country?: yup
Been called a bitch?: yup
Been called a whore?: yup
Been called a prude?: nope
Met someone famous?: yup
Slept naked?: yup
Gone streaking?: nope
Play ding-dong-ditch?: nope
Climbed a tree?: yup
Been kissed under a mistel toe?: nope
Had a threesome?: not yet... hopefully someday (I hope you're reading this, mr. and mrs. kobe bryant)
Chapt. 7: Pick Your Perfect...
Pizza: no cheese
Bagel: sesame with butter
S'more: ... um... graham crackers, chocolate, and marshmallow? obviously?
Sandwich: brown sugar baked ham, peppercorn-crusted smoked turkey, sharp cheddar, spicy brown honey mustard, hickory smoked bacon on a croissant
Sundae: cosmic brownie, heated up with nutella, then moose tracks, rocky road, marshmallow creme, rainbow sprinkles, whipped cream, hot fudge, and a cherry. and amaretto.
Date: june 10th
Outfit: joe's sweat pants and the carousel shirt
Chapt. 9: Random
If you could take back one thing from your childhood, what would it be?: um... getting really bad poison oak all over my face this one time
Would you rather win an Oscar or Nobel Prize?: nobel prize
What time do you get up in the morning?: depends. usually around 9
What time do you go to sleep?: depends. usually around 2:30
If you could bring 5 items with you to a desert island, what would they be?: one of those big lighters, a giant pot, a shitton of shampoo, some kind of knife or sword, and a transistor radio
Do you prefer blonde hair or brown hair on the opposite sex?: brown
What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but haven't done yet?: threesome with mr. and mrs. kobe bryant
If you were on death row, what would you request for your final meal?: heroin, mcdonald's fries, nutella
If you could travel anywhere in the world, which location would you pick?: turkey
Name 5 people in history who you'd like to invite to a dinner party?: jon stewart, my lovah, ellen degeneres, bill clinton, and david sedaris. I think that would be a good time.
Poof! It's a genie! What are your 3 wishes?: unlimited money, true love, and good health for me and my loved ones
If you could be anything/one you want, who/what would you be?: 1920s socialite
If you were a Super Hero, what would your power be?: unlimited money and good fashion sense, just like batman
If the world floods and you can only save 1 animal species, you'll save...: kitties
What are the last 4 digits of your cell phone number?: none of your goddamn business
Initials: kem
Middle Name: elizabeth
Nickname: lovah, bug, juju, kitty, kitkat, kaferine, poodle
Sex: female
Date of Birth: 6/10
Star Sign: gemini
Place of Birth: greensburg, pa
Current Location: shadyside
Height: 5'6"
Weight: ...um... probably like 115
Hair Length: I'm going to guess around 2.5'
Hair Colour: brown
Eye Colour: brown
Skin Tone (Light, Medium, Dark): light
Piercings: ears
Tattoos: none
Scars and Birthmarks: all over, but nothing particularly remarkable
Chapt. 2: The Background
Mother's Name: leanne
Mother's Occupation: preschool teacher/loudest person ever
Mother's Hometown: new castle
Father's Name: gerry
Father's Occupation: professional competetive soliatire player
Father's Hometown: new castle
Do you live with your parents?: officially, I guess
Do you get along with your parents?: officially, I guess
Are your parents married/separated/divorced?: married
Do you have any siblings? If yes, do you get along?: yes and kind of... if my brother shares his wii
What pets do you have?: kitty and mr. case
Did you grow up in a different place than where you live now?: some of the time
Where did you spend your summers as a child?: in my back yard
What was the name of your elementary school?: barnard/bradford woods
Who were your best friends in elementary school?: theresa, sasha, judy, nikki, kristina, meredith, annie, and vanessa
Who was your favorite teacher in elementary school?: mrs. spitzenegel
What was your best memory from elementary school?: playing on the giant dirt heaps behind my house with the strnad twins, timmy, steve, and kristina
What was your worst memory from elementary school?: when my cousin crashed on my bike and cut her vagina wide open (we were like 7. it was gross)
What was the name of your junior high school?: marshall/chs
Who were your best friends in junior high school?: nikki, sasha, theresa, judy, renee, the twins, allison, ina, sonal
Who was your favorite teacher in junior high school?: wes the tune man taylor (not really, he's just the only one I distinctly remember)
What was your best memory from junior high school?: playing poker during our study hall time thing
What was your worst memory from junior high school?: when I dyed my hair ridiculous and stupid colors
What was the name of your high school?: mars
Who were your best friends in high school?: deb deb, steve, megan, emma, nathan, caitlin, the krappster, ashley... I don't know
Who was your favorite teacher in high school?: mr. harsh
What was your best memory from high school?: the day I got first chair at honors chorus, which is pretty much also the best memory of my life
What was your worst memory from high school?: any time I ever had to deal with mrs. f
Out of elementary, junior high or high school which did you like best?: high school... but I also liked 8th grade. I don't know.
Did you ever go to the same school as your siblings?: yes
Did you ever go to the same school as your parents?: no
What is your family's cultural heritage?: half ridiculously loud, half reclusive and mysteriously threatening pinch-penny
Chapt. 3: The Favourites
City: pittsburgh, I guess... or memphis
Vacation Spot: stiles' panama city beach house (specifically the porch)
Sport: badminton
Food: mcdonald's fries dipped in nutella
Dessert: pot brownies a la mode with that chocolate ice cream shell stuff
Drink (Non-Alcoholic): tea
Drink (Alcoholic): mudslides... or, anything really
Place to Eat: table
Ice Cream Flavour: rocky road
Season: fall
Holiday: halloween
Clothing Brand: um... hanes, I guess.
Make-Up Brand: um... oh, why did I hesitate? bonnebell and their delicious starburst lipsmackers
Shampoo and Conditioner: aussie
Supermodel: the fuck...? heidi klum
Actor: christian bale
Actress: um... um... pass. cate blanchett, I guess.
Athlete: kobe bryant, but only because I want to have a threesome with him and his superhot wife
Athletic Team: um... probably the 1996 us olympic women's gymnastic team
Decade: according to I love the 80s... the 80s
Old Nickolodeon Show: the adventures of pete & pete
Number: 24601
Colour: green
Word: meh
Phrase: let's go have a cigarette
Magazine: architectural digest
Cheesy Pick-Up Line: nice shoes. let's go have a cigarette.
Language: english
Country: oh, gee, I don't know... maybe AMERICA? the GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD?!
Flower: orchid
Girl's Name: julianna
Boy's Name: barrett
Chapt. 4: This or That?
Lefty/Righty: righty
Rock/Country: rock
Diamonds/Pearls: diamonds
Blondes/Brunettes: brunettes
New York/Montana: new york
USA/Canada: usa! usa! usa!... for serious, though? probably canada. nah, I'm kiddig.
Gold/Silver: gold
Hummer Limo/Stretch: hummer
Gatorade/Powerade: gatorade
Diet Coke/Regular: regular
Chicken Fingers/Chicken Nuggets: nuggets
McDonalds/Burger King: donalds
Subway/Taco Bell: subway
Gravol/Peptil Bismol: pepto
Plane/Train: plane
Skiing/Snowboarding: neither, but probably skiing
Cliff Diving/Shark Diving: jesus! neither!
East Coast/West Coast: east
Marissa Cooper/Summer Roberts: summer, hands down.. except lately. but I guess even stupid summer beats dead marissa.
George Bush/John Kerry: probably kerry, but who can really say what he would have done?
Britney Spears/Christina Aguilera: christina
Charlotte York/Samantha Jones: charlotte
Lindsay Lohan/Hilary Duff: lohan, but that's a close one. she's lucky she was in parent trap and mean girls.
The O.C./Laguna Beach: oc!
The Flinstones/The Jetsons: ooh... jetsons.
Full House/Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: fresh prince, but another close one
Growing Pains/Boy Meets World: boy meets world
The Brady Bunch/The Partridge Family: brady bunch
Peanut Butter/Jelly: both
Creamy/Crunchy: crunchy
Red Rover/Capture the Flag: red rover
Mother May I/Simon Says: mother may I
Lake/Pool: pool
Snow Day/Spring Day: spring
Chihuahua/Bernese Mountain Dog: chihuahua
London/Paris: london
Shower/Bath: shower
Love/Money: money... just kidding! no I'm not
Nike/Adidas: nike
Peanuts/Crackerjacks: crackerjacks
Fruity Pebbles/Cocoa Puffs: fruity... wait, coco... fruity! ... wait, coco. I CAN'T DECIDE!
Target/Wal-mart: target
AIM/MSN Messenger: aim
Manolo Blahnik/Birkenstock: I guess birkenstock, though I usually go with the more economical "3-dollar flip flops"
Coco Chanel/Louis Vuitton: chanel
Janice Dickinson/Twiggy Lawson: twiggy
City Mouse/Country Mouse: country.. if we're talking real mice here. either way, city mouse was a bitch
Winter Olympics/Summer Olympics: summer
Pink Wristband/Yellow Wristband: pink
NCAA/Professionals: professionals
Apples/Bananas: apples
Summer Wheatly/Pedro Sanchez: pedro
Liberal/Conservative: liberal
Chapt. 5: Do You...
Sing in the shower?: yes
Write memos on your hand?: yes
Call people back?: depends
Have your driver's liscense?: yes
Believe in a thing called love?: just listen to the rhythm of my heart
Knock on wood?: that's the impression that I get...
Sleep on a certain side of the bed?: if someone else is in it
Speak another language?: I pretend to, occasionally
Have citizenship to more than one country?: no
Think you're attractive?: only compared to your mom! FACE! nah, I'm just kidding. your mom is totally hot.
Wear glasses or contact lenses?: nope
Have any weird pet peeves?: I wouldn't say they're weird, I just hate pretty much everyone
Have any weird hobbies?: not really
Like your life so far?: yup
Chapt. 6: Have You Ever...
Gone skinny dipping?: yup
Worn braces?: yup
Smoked a cigarette?: yup
Smoked a cigar?: yup
Smoked anything else?: yup... clowns like you, on the b-ball court! snap!
Broken a bone?: yup
Had stitches?: yup
Kissed a member of the same sex?: not gratuitously
Shoplifted?: nope
Punched someone in the face?: not hard
Skipped school?: almost every day
Flown first class?: yup
Traveled to another continent?: nope
Used racial slurs?: almost every day... nah, I'm just kidding. definitely every day.
Taken pain killers?: yup
Taken sleeping pills?: nope
Rode in a limousine?: yup
Gone SCUBA diving?: nope
Been stung by a jellyfish?: nope
Been stung by a bee?: yup
Thrown up in a restaurant?: yup
Made a snow angel?: yup
Been to overnight camp?: yup
Written a letter to Santa Claus?: yup
Sworn in front of your parents?: yup
Had detention?: nope
Been sent to the principal's office?: yup
Screamed: wtf? yes
Made a prank phone call?: nope
Been to the opposite end of the country?: yup
Been called a bitch?: yup
Been called a whore?: yup
Been called a prude?: nope
Met someone famous?: yup
Slept naked?: yup
Gone streaking?: nope
Play ding-dong-ditch?: nope
Climbed a tree?: yup
Been kissed under a mistel toe?: nope
Had a threesome?: not yet... hopefully someday (I hope you're reading this, mr. and mrs. kobe bryant)
Chapt. 7: Pick Your Perfect...
Pizza: no cheese
Bagel: sesame with butter
S'more: ... um... graham crackers, chocolate, and marshmallow? obviously?
Sandwich: brown sugar baked ham, peppercorn-crusted smoked turkey, sharp cheddar, spicy brown honey mustard, hickory smoked bacon on a croissant
Sundae: cosmic brownie, heated up with nutella, then moose tracks, rocky road, marshmallow creme, rainbow sprinkles, whipped cream, hot fudge, and a cherry. and amaretto.
Date: june 10th
Outfit: joe's sweat pants and the carousel shirt
Chapt. 9: Random
If you could take back one thing from your childhood, what would it be?: um... getting really bad poison oak all over my face this one time
Would you rather win an Oscar or Nobel Prize?: nobel prize
What time do you get up in the morning?: depends. usually around 9
What time do you go to sleep?: depends. usually around 2:30
If you could bring 5 items with you to a desert island, what would they be?: one of those big lighters, a giant pot, a shitton of shampoo, some kind of knife or sword, and a transistor radio
Do you prefer blonde hair or brown hair on the opposite sex?: brown
What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but haven't done yet?: threesome with mr. and mrs. kobe bryant
If you were on death row, what would you request for your final meal?: heroin, mcdonald's fries, nutella
If you could travel anywhere in the world, which location would you pick?: turkey
Name 5 people in history who you'd like to invite to a dinner party?: jon stewart, my lovah, ellen degeneres, bill clinton, and david sedaris. I think that would be a good time.
Poof! It's a genie! What are your 3 wishes?: unlimited money, true love, and good health for me and my loved ones
If you could be anything/one you want, who/what would you be?: 1920s socialite
If you were a Super Hero, what would your power be?: unlimited money and good fashion sense, just like batman
If the world floods and you can only save 1 animal species, you'll save...: kitties
What are the last 4 digits of your cell phone number?: none of your goddamn business