I don't know why I can' t keep my eyes off of you...
I feel the need to update since my last update was like a bagillion years ago. So hmm I think I will work backward telling you about my life because that's how i think... backwards. Yes I am aware that I am weird but thanks for noticing anyway. Well I went with the lovely Mrs. Clark today to pick up my best comrade at the airport! We had great fun driving around the parking lot to avoid paying an extra 4 dollars because she can't afford it even though she drives a mercedes lol. Yes yes I'm glad that little frog lover is home. So umm what have I been doing lately? O yes I went to the beach since I last updated. That was rather nifty. Lindsey and I met some interesting "depressant" serenaders and new york stalkers but we also found some good ones so it's all good. We were there for the 4th of July and that was awesome because fireworks at the beach are hott with two ts. O and we also met some interesting fellows that go by the names of 2Tall, Sugardaddy, Lil Jon, Blender, and Rare Lizard/Komodo Dragon. Those guys crack me up. We went with my father and his little manly girlfriend. Lindsey and I enjoyed a nice balcony scene of them.. not. They are gross. She also makes nice noises when she looks at food which annoyed the hell out of Lindsey lol. O yea we went parasailing and that was fun to the max, even though someone was crying for their mommy. We saw a nice comedy show with the most adorable gay guy who is going to be on VH1 this fall. His name is Xzine or something so you better look out for him. We met a lot of cool people out there like chicken kazoo haha. At least we had our own hotel room so that was very cool. I love the beach. I'd like to live there someday. Not forever but just for a couple of years or something. It would be fun to go to a school near the beach. I have a feeling that if I lived there for too long then it would lose it's magic and just be like any other place which would not be cool. A few years should be sufficient. Why am I talking in odd short sentences? Who knows. On to other news... I went to see Tom Jones and he is just a little sexbomb (sexbomb sexbomb you can give it to me when I need to come along... that's one of his songs for you sheltered children out there). There were like 40 year old women going crazy and throwing XL hanes around lol. It was hilarious. These two like 20 year olds ran up on stage and started dancing with him and security had to come take them off. It's funny how a 70 year old man gets women going like that lol. He's even better than Hef haha. I also went to see John Mellencamp and he was great even though we were off to the side and there was a spotlight like blinding us but o well we could still hear. Hmm... I also went to Memphis for a few days with Cathy which was awesome because Elvis is hot. We toured Graceland which is so tacky that it's cool. We saw the Lisa Marie airplane too. Then, we went to Sun Studio where Elvis, Johnny Cash, Jerry Lee Lewis, U2 and a bunch of other people recorded. That was cool. We stayed near Beale Street which is right in the center of downtown so there were always bands playing which was nice. I got some new clothes too which is always nice. O yea and the hotel overbooked so we got upgraded to a suite so that's a plus. Let's see here... hmm that's pretty much the major things that I've done since I last updated. If I forgot anything you can just tell me and I will decide if it's worthy enough to be in my lovely journal. haha just kidding guys. Well I'm going to see Kelly Clarkson in Wilkes-Barre on Sunday with LC, PA, and maybe C. Then on Monday LC, PA and I are heading to Virginia Beach for Warped Tour with my father which should be nice. We just have to find some non gap ripped black clothing for LC. Ha. Well children I think I am going to go to bed because I extremely tired and can't see very well. So if any of you actually make it this far in this entry I hope you guys are enjoying the last month of your summer. Geesh I dunno about you guys but my summer went sooo fast. It's scary lol. Ok well adios chicas y chicos.