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hi this is lindsey and i'm the coolest person you'll ever meet. and i'm here updating for allison.
Lets see her what has allison done since she last updated which was like 3492048203498 years ago..she has..uh..been stalked and slept. and stuff thats fun. oh and she bought a slip n slide today or perhaps a "wave rider"..it was very nice cuz it was hot as a motha fucka outside and her mom is out having sex right now and thats yucky and she "should be home with her children"...ummm well. lets see now, i like purple its a nice color and i like lilys except ies..and, aloha hunny HONEY i like to sharpen pencils when i'm bored and oh i like choclate..when i'm bored i like to eat and heres some foods i eat
oatmeal rasin cookies
angel hair pasta with herbs and spices
mac n cheese but only shape kind
i eat salt water taffy..well thats lindsey
i eat rasins and choclate
sometimes i eat little girls
and sometimes cheese
but actually not to scratch that
not to scratch that NO not so too..no not to so! its so! mother fucker
enter
u kno who i like paris hilton cuz she has size 10 feet and thats big like a giant
say howdy partnnner now powtner ok no like pad padtner no noo t just pad ner no space jerk! padner yesss! score! ice ice baby kidkdkddkkdkdkdkdk boom boom boom boom boom boom boom here comes the train church bllss bells ringing ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ponk ponk ponk ponk i wanna ponk ur mom bonk not ponk not bonk boink si senor one time ok i'm gonna tell u guys a story you have big feetneways so theres this one girl and we will just call her quick hands so neway quick hands is in art class i think and theres this other boy there that we will call subway so neway to make a long story short quick hands cut off subways finger so don't sit near quick hands when theres siccors around
ok this is lindsey allison left so hm what to talk bout..i will be going to the beach with her july 1-7 and it will be so much fun and i cna't wait cuz were gonna hump lots of guys ok well shes here gain so here..
actually shes not now shes washing her hands but i want to look at something esle so i'm just gonna finsh this up for here. ok ok ok bye.