OMG, I love it when I write girl slash
This is probably so of my favorite writing ever. Just because girls can be so much fun to write for. (especially Maja) *shuffles feet* And I maybe also wrote that Maja, Greta, Vicky-T, and Ashlee were fucking each other? But they're just having lunch here. So...yeah.
;D
Greta still isn’t sure how good Maja’s Swedish-to-English translation is; even not.
So when Maja stats a conversation with:
“Have any of you ever fucked William?”
Greta’s first thought is that Maja didn’t know what she just said. That just isn’t how you start a conversation at lunch (though Greta wouldn’t put it past Maja to say that even if she knew exactly what she was saying).
Greta and Vicky-T share a Look and Maja lets out a frustrated sigh.
Stabbing at a piece of lettuce with more violence than needed, Maja fixed Ashlee, Greta and Vicky-T with a determined look.
“Do I need to re-phrase that?” Maja asked.
“Please,” Vicky-T nodded.
“Dammit. So, have any of you ever had sex with William?”
Greta was vaguely aware of Gabe walking in, looking at them after hearing the question, turning on his heel and walking strait back out again.
“Maja,” Ashlee said gently, “William’s gay. So are we.”
“What’s your point.”
“He likes boys. We like girls.”
“I am bisexual, as are you three. And he drinks. All the time. Answer the question, please?”
Greta sighed but shook her head, sliding down in her seat.
Vicky-T let out a giggle but also shook her head.
Ashlee simply said:
“Can’t say I’ve ever had the pleasure.”
Greta pretended to ignore the disappointed looked that flashed across Maja’s face.
“Why do you ask, Maja?” It was hard not to be curious.
“I wonder what all the strait girls and hay guys are talking about.”
“Haven’t you ever had sex with a guy?”
“Not while sober.”
“Why’d you ask about William in particular?”
“He’s just the first on my list.”
Greta started at her lunch for a few second, wondering why she didn’t have any normal friends before shaking her head and telling herself that is she did life would be boring.
She glanced up in time to hear Ashlee squeak in surprise.
“Travis?!” Of all people, Maja! Why would I have sex with Travis?!”
Greta started blankly at Vicky-T and got a similar look in response.
“Oh, fine. Ruin my fun. What about any of the Panic boys?”
Greta had never really considered that since, you know, The Hush Sound wouldn’t have made their big break without Ryan and all of Panic at the Disco.
“Maja!” Vicky-T scolded, “they’re just babies! They’re all innocent and huggy and oozing gay.”
Maja sighed wistfully.
“I’m not even going to ask about Fall Out Boy ‘cause I don’t really want to know the answer, sooo....” Maja paused, temporarily stumped.
“What about those German boys? What’s their band called?”
“Tokio Hotel and we’re not going to go there.”
“My Chemical Romance?”
“No.”
“A Fire Inside?”
“They’re more commonly known as A.F.I. and no.”
“What about those boys Gabe brought with him?”
“Trace and Mason and I think that would be illegal.”
Maja was struck be a brilliant thought.
“What about Gabe?!”
“No, Maja.”
;D
Greta still isn’t sure how good Maja’s Swedish-to-English translation is; even not.
So when Maja stats a conversation with:
“Have any of you ever fucked William?”
Greta’s first thought is that Maja didn’t know what she just said. That just isn’t how you start a conversation at lunch (though Greta wouldn’t put it past Maja to say that even if she knew exactly what she was saying).
Greta and Vicky-T share a Look and Maja lets out a frustrated sigh.
Stabbing at a piece of lettuce with more violence than needed, Maja fixed Ashlee, Greta and Vicky-T with a determined look.
“Do I need to re-phrase that?” Maja asked.
“Please,” Vicky-T nodded.
“Dammit. So, have any of you ever had sex with William?”
Greta was vaguely aware of Gabe walking in, looking at them after hearing the question, turning on his heel and walking strait back out again.
“Maja,” Ashlee said gently, “William’s gay. So are we.”
“What’s your point.”
“He likes boys. We like girls.”
“I am bisexual, as are you three. And he drinks. All the time. Answer the question, please?”
Greta sighed but shook her head, sliding down in her seat.
Vicky-T let out a giggle but also shook her head.
Ashlee simply said:
“Can’t say I’ve ever had the pleasure.”
Greta pretended to ignore the disappointed looked that flashed across Maja’s face.
“Why do you ask, Maja?” It was hard not to be curious.
“I wonder what all the strait girls and hay guys are talking about.”
“Haven’t you ever had sex with a guy?”
“Not while sober.”
“Why’d you ask about William in particular?”
“He’s just the first on my list.”
Greta started at her lunch for a few second, wondering why she didn’t have any normal friends before shaking her head and telling herself that is she did life would be boring.
She glanced up in time to hear Ashlee squeak in surprise.
“Travis?!” Of all people, Maja! Why would I have sex with Travis?!”
Greta started blankly at Vicky-T and got a similar look in response.
“Oh, fine. Ruin my fun. What about any of the Panic boys?”
Greta had never really considered that since, you know, The Hush Sound wouldn’t have made their big break without Ryan and all of Panic at the Disco.
“Maja!” Vicky-T scolded, “they’re just babies! They’re all innocent and huggy and oozing gay.”
Maja sighed wistfully.
“I’m not even going to ask about Fall Out Boy ‘cause I don’t really want to know the answer, sooo....” Maja paused, temporarily stumped.
“What about those German boys? What’s their band called?”
“Tokio Hotel and we’re not going to go there.”
“My Chemical Romance?”
“No.”
“A Fire Inside?”
“They’re more commonly known as A.F.I. and no.”
“What about those boys Gabe brought with him?”
“Trace and Mason and I think that would be illegal.”
Maja was struck be a brilliant thought.
“What about Gabe?!”
“No, Maja.”