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Sep 13, 2004 13:04

me and kris wanted to be cool and drive home for lunch today...

and as i was driving down midland road i was looking in the mirror and picking my teeth and i hear..

BUMP!

i turn to kris and ask.. "what the fuck was that?"

"dude, you just decimated a squirrel."

"the fuckin thing was like, ducking on the road and you know when the car started going over him he just thought 'phew i didnt get hit' then he stuck his head up and your muffler probably got him."

then at my house..
... we make awesome trifecta sandwiches at my house

.. i drop one when im trying to get into my car... i cried

the search for the squirrel begins

... its between 8 and 9 mile on the left hand side coming from bay city... so thats the right hand side coming from auburn for all the women reading this

his head exploded

Dragon Wagon - 1
Squirrel - 0

i got a note in connections telling me to call my mom..

she asked if i would rather stay at school.. or come in to work...

hmm? informal geometry? or $7.50 an hour for doing absolutely nothing
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