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So I wanted to write to Ana and I wanted to update my live journal… so since it is an update I’ve put together for Ana it might as well be my Live journal end of year post. So here goes… I have edited some things out seeing how it’s not everyone’s business. But enjoy. Oh and Dio I’m getting to your reply but I need to think of how to find the words… I tell you, you’re not easy to convince.
I wrote her letter on a toilet guard and put it in a Calvin and Hobbes envelop with snow art printed all over it.
Hi Chickaroo!
You might say that I ran out of paper but in all honesty I thought it might be clever and not to mention useful for you too, to use a toilet guard instead of regular old paper. You might even say I’m being cheap but lately the toiletries have been scarce at casa de Cristy, Jackie and Esther. We’d still have no toilet paper if we wouldn’t urge the guests to bring their own. Just kidding… no really… If you come bring TP. What can I say spreading holiday cheer burns a great big hole in ones MasterCard! So before it’s all over, here is your Cristy update for 2005. So I now work at as a prep chef for a catering company hoping, to one day become a celebrity chef… Oh no wait that’s my Sim. Needless to say reality gets less interesting in comparison to such dreams. On a side note cooking is a means of survival to me mostly, not an art… even as hard as I try to make it one since I am proud to report I’ve been doing it a whole lot more of it. My menu now includes spaghetti, Rice-a-Roni pilaf, eggs and bacon and Tyson fried chicken. Lol you’re going to have to teach me to make them broken heart cakes because I’m lacking in the desert department. Other than that I hope my Calvin and Hobbes snow art has made your Merry Christmas a little merrier (Jackie gave me the whole collection for Christmas). At the price she paid for it I will need to show it a 10 hungry children and a hundred dieing fluffy orphan puppy’s before such a price could be justified. But really I think that it is the most thoughtlessly thoughtful gift anyone has ever given me… Thoughtless in the financial aspect, thoughtful in the showing of how much she cares… She also got me a Bike that I now ride even my dreams through. I was totally riding it to school in my dream last night.
Just in case you’ve been wondering why I haven’t updated my Myspace, Jackies bro has had my camera for two months now… I think after two months it goes from borrowed to stolen… I’m allowing it solely for the fact that it is a fact newly weds like to take naked pictures and I rather him not use a disposable since to view he will need to print at a local Eckerd’s (I mean CVS). Saving those employees the horror is my good deed for the year. But my poor camera… and he lives sooo far! He lives in plantation… when I go pick it up (hopefully sterilized) I could drive a little further and maybe make it to you in West Palm. But I need to know you’ll be there and where it is there is… and thus I need you to call a sister… the number I have for you is way off since a very old lady always answers. Her name is Juana… she’s very nice actually, she doesn’t hang up on me for getting the wrong number. Maybe I should show her my Calvin and Hobbes Collection… loneliness is even harder on the old. I tell you youth is wasted amongst the young. All those years wisdom and so little time and means to share it with the world. I can vouch for the lonely part since I don’t see Jackie very often… she’s been working them weekends. So any who’s it’s been great hearing from you, have a very lovely rest of holiday and write back wench! I <3 U times a million and three.
Cristy
I wrote her letter on a toilet guard and put it in a Calvin and Hobbes envelop with snow art printed all over it.
Hi Chickaroo!
You might say that I ran out of paper but in all honesty I thought it might be clever and not to mention useful for you too, to use a toilet guard instead of regular old paper. You might even say I’m being cheap but lately the toiletries have been scarce at casa de Cristy, Jackie and Esther. We’d still have no toilet paper if we wouldn’t urge the guests to bring their own. Just kidding… no really… If you come bring TP. What can I say spreading holiday cheer burns a great big hole in ones MasterCard! So before it’s all over, here is your Cristy update for 2005. So I now work at as a prep chef for a catering company hoping, to one day become a celebrity chef… Oh no wait that’s my Sim. Needless to say reality gets less interesting in comparison to such dreams. On a side note cooking is a means of survival to me mostly, not an art… even as hard as I try to make it one since I am proud to report I’ve been doing it a whole lot more of it. My menu now includes spaghetti, Rice-a-Roni pilaf, eggs and bacon and Tyson fried chicken. Lol you’re going to have to teach me to make them broken heart cakes because I’m lacking in the desert department. Other than that I hope my Calvin and Hobbes snow art has made your Merry Christmas a little merrier (Jackie gave me the whole collection for Christmas). At the price she paid for it I will need to show it a 10 hungry children and a hundred dieing fluffy orphan puppy’s before such a price could be justified. But really I think that it is the most thoughtlessly thoughtful gift anyone has ever given me… Thoughtless in the financial aspect, thoughtful in the showing of how much she cares… She also got me a Bike that I now ride even my dreams through. I was totally riding it to school in my dream last night.
Just in case you’ve been wondering why I haven’t updated my Myspace, Jackies bro has had my camera for two months now… I think after two months it goes from borrowed to stolen… I’m allowing it solely for the fact that it is a fact newly weds like to take naked pictures and I rather him not use a disposable since to view he will need to print at a local Eckerd’s (I mean CVS). Saving those employees the horror is my good deed for the year. But my poor camera… and he lives sooo far! He lives in plantation… when I go pick it up (hopefully sterilized) I could drive a little further and maybe make it to you in West Palm. But I need to know you’ll be there and where it is there is… and thus I need you to call a sister… the number I have for you is way off since a very old lady always answers. Her name is Juana… she’s very nice actually, she doesn’t hang up on me for getting the wrong number. Maybe I should show her my Calvin and Hobbes Collection… loneliness is even harder on the old. I tell you youth is wasted amongst the young. All those years wisdom and so little time and means to share it with the world. I can vouch for the lonely part since I don’t see Jackie very often… she’s been working them weekends. So any who’s it’s been great hearing from you, have a very lovely rest of holiday and write back wench! I <3 U times a million and three.
Cristy