Ludo needs a job
To Whomever it may concern,
In order to support my ever growing catnip and science diet food habit, I am seeking employment. I am an adorable kitty that will do whatever is necessary (as long as it does not conflict with my sleeping habit) to get the job done. Please review the following resume in consideration for employment.
Sincerely,
Ludo K. Anderson
Resume for Ludo K. Anderson:
Ludo Kitty Anderson
Employment History
Being Cute; Lawrence, KS; Birth to Present
- Laying on back with all four paws in the air.
- Sleeping in a ball.
- Making cute meowing noises.
- Purring.
Bug Hunter; Lawrence, KS; Birth to Present
- Hunting bugs, spiders, and flying insects on a regular basis.
- Never allowed a bug to get free.
- Caught multiple moths and other flying insects in midair.
- Left presents of dead spiders for my owner on her bed.
Interests
- Rubbing catnip mice onto face.
- Sleeping.
- Eating and drinking fresh/running water.
- Pooping.
In order to support my ever growing catnip and science diet food habit, I am seeking employment. I am an adorable kitty that will do whatever is necessary (as long as it does not conflict with my sleeping habit) to get the job done. Please review the following resume in consideration for employment.
Sincerely,
Ludo K. Anderson
Resume for Ludo K. Anderson:
Ludo Kitty Anderson
Employment History
Being Cute; Lawrence, KS; Birth to Present
- Laying on back with all four paws in the air.
- Sleeping in a ball.
- Making cute meowing noises.
- Purring.
Bug Hunter; Lawrence, KS; Birth to Present
- Hunting bugs, spiders, and flying insects on a regular basis.
- Never allowed a bug to get free.
- Caught multiple moths and other flying insects in midair.
- Left presents of dead spiders for my owner on her bed.
Interests
- Rubbing catnip mice onto face.
- Sleeping.
- Eating and drinking fresh/running water.
- Pooping.