Why Jen Shouldn't be Without Weed
A short hypothesis by Jennifer Long.
Let's see, I have 20 mins before class and a long long list to cover, let's begin.
Reason 1. The Jen is usually seen as a bubbly, happy little insect that flits from flower to flower stealing a little pollen in exchange for a view of her fuzzy l'il butt. Without her lifeforce she becomes easily bored and irritable and a lot less fun to have around. She finds her positive energy seeping from her quickly and begins to stagnate inside her mind.
Reason 2. The world is a whole lot less hilarious without its green carpeting.
Reason 3. Without her 'mossy' distraction the Jen begins to dwell on the more serious aspects of life and slowly becomes buried under a mountain of stress. The stress leads to frustration and frustration to anger after which no one wants to be around her. She creates a hostile environment for herself that slowly expands and poisons all the places she used to love.
Reason 4. The holes in her walls become more and more prevalent with the lack of a vent for such unproductive emotions.
Reason 5. I just like it is all.
Donations can be made to the Green Carpet Association on behalf of Jen and all others suffering her plight. Thank you for your time.
Let's see, I have 20 mins before class and a long long list to cover, let's begin.
Reason 1. The Jen is usually seen as a bubbly, happy little insect that flits from flower to flower stealing a little pollen in exchange for a view of her fuzzy l'il butt. Without her lifeforce she becomes easily bored and irritable and a lot less fun to have around. She finds her positive energy seeping from her quickly and begins to stagnate inside her mind.
Reason 2. The world is a whole lot less hilarious without its green carpeting.
Reason 3. Without her 'mossy' distraction the Jen begins to dwell on the more serious aspects of life and slowly becomes buried under a mountain of stress. The stress leads to frustration and frustration to anger after which no one wants to be around her. She creates a hostile environment for herself that slowly expands and poisons all the places she used to love.
Reason 4. The holes in her walls become more and more prevalent with the lack of a vent for such unproductive emotions.
Reason 5. I just like it is all.
Donations can be made to the Green Carpet Association on behalf of Jen and all others suffering her plight. Thank you for your time.