I FEEL LIKE A FUCKING RETARD...
So I guess I
feel like I have to post this so that EVERYONE can read it and not just
my "friends". And by friends I mean "e-friends".
Whatever, anyways, that's besides the point. So anyways, I was
talking to Maggie Moo on AIM and we were talking about some kids that
she was babysitting for. So anyways, it's too hard to explain so
just read it!
MAGGIEMAY1286 (7:57:24 PM): one of the kids was like "maggie, do you like cottage chesse and strawberries?"
MAGGIEMAY1286 (7:57:38 PM): and i was like welll i like strawberries but not cottage chesse
MAGGIEMAY1286 (7:57:43 PM): and he wa\s like why not
MAGGIEMAY1286 (7:57:54 PM): and i was like uh idk i just dont like the way it tastes
MAGGIEMAY1286 (7:58:05 PM): and he does ok, do you like cottage cheese and grapes
MAGGIEMAY1286 (7:58:09 PM): and i was like nooooo
k for rizzle (7:58:10 PM): lmao
k for rizzle (7:58:22 PM): cottage cheese is sooo good!
MAGGIEMAY1286 (7:58:29 PM): and he goes oh, do you like cottage cheese by itself??
MAGGIEMAY1286 (7:58:34 PM): eww eww
MAGGIEMAY1286 (7:58:36 PM): no way
MAGGIEMAY1286 (7:58:44 PM): i dont like shit that kurdles
MAGGIEMAY1286 (7:58:49 PM): AHHH
MAGGIEMAY1286 (7:58:52 PM): gross
k for rizzle (7:59:03 PM): haha
k for rizzle (7:59:06 PM): so what did you say to him
MAGGIEMAY1286 (7:59:27 PM): he just kept on asking me if i liked fucking cottage cheese and i just changed the subject
k for rizzle (8:00:00 PM): lmao
MAGGIEMAY1286 (8:00:05 PM): and i swear to god the girl, hannah, FARTS more than any human being ive ever known!!
MAGGIEMAY1286 (8:00:14 PM): it never ends
MAGGIEMAY1286 (8:00:26 PM): and every time she does it her bros laugh
MAGGIEMAY1286 (8:00:33 PM): every time!!
k for rizzle (8:00:36 PM): omg
k for rizzle (8:00:40 PM): thats weird
k for rizzle (8:00:42 PM): really weird
MAGGIEMAY1286 (8:00:49 PM): seriously
MAGGIEMAY1286 (8:00:56 PM): i think she needs to have that checked out
k for rizzle (8:01:36 PM): yeah she might be lactose and tolerant
MAGGIEMAY1286 (8:01:45 PM): YHAHAHAHHA
MAGGIEMAY1286 (8:01:49 PM): and tolerant!!!!
k for rizzle (8:01:52 PM): what is it
MAGGIEMAY1286 (8:01:55 PM): its lactose intolerant
k for rizzle (8:01:57 PM): i was like that doesnt look right
MAGGIEMAY1286 (8:01:58 PM): AHHAHAHAHAHAH
MAGGIEMAY1286 (7:57:24 PM): one of the kids was like "maggie, do you like cottage chesse and strawberries?"
MAGGIEMAY1286 (7:57:38 PM): and i was like welll i like strawberries but not cottage chesse
MAGGIEMAY1286 (7:57:43 PM): and he wa\s like why not
MAGGIEMAY1286 (7:57:54 PM): and i was like uh idk i just dont like the way it tastes
MAGGIEMAY1286 (7:58:05 PM): and he does ok, do you like cottage cheese and grapes
MAGGIEMAY1286 (7:58:09 PM): and i was like nooooo
k for rizzle (7:58:10 PM): lmao
k for rizzle (7:58:22 PM): cottage cheese is sooo good!
MAGGIEMAY1286 (7:58:29 PM): and he goes oh, do you like cottage cheese by itself??
MAGGIEMAY1286 (7:58:34 PM): eww eww
MAGGIEMAY1286 (7:58:36 PM): no way
MAGGIEMAY1286 (7:58:44 PM): i dont like shit that kurdles
MAGGIEMAY1286 (7:58:49 PM): AHHH
MAGGIEMAY1286 (7:58:52 PM): gross
k for rizzle (7:59:03 PM): haha
k for rizzle (7:59:06 PM): so what did you say to him
MAGGIEMAY1286 (7:59:27 PM): he just kept on asking me if i liked fucking cottage cheese and i just changed the subject
k for rizzle (8:00:00 PM): lmao
MAGGIEMAY1286 (8:00:05 PM): and i swear to god the girl, hannah, FARTS more than any human being ive ever known!!
MAGGIEMAY1286 (8:00:14 PM): it never ends
MAGGIEMAY1286 (8:00:26 PM): and every time she does it her bros laugh
MAGGIEMAY1286 (8:00:33 PM): every time!!
k for rizzle (8:00:36 PM): omg
k for rizzle (8:00:40 PM): thats weird
k for rizzle (8:00:42 PM): really weird
MAGGIEMAY1286 (8:00:49 PM): seriously
MAGGIEMAY1286 (8:00:56 PM): i think she needs to have that checked out
k for rizzle (8:01:36 PM): yeah she might be lactose and tolerant
MAGGIEMAY1286 (8:01:45 PM): YHAHAHAHHA
MAGGIEMAY1286 (8:01:49 PM): and tolerant!!!!
k for rizzle (8:01:52 PM): what is it
MAGGIEMAY1286 (8:01:55 PM): its lactose intolerant
k for rizzle (8:01:57 PM): i was like that doesnt look right
MAGGIEMAY1286 (8:01:58 PM): AHHAHAHAHAHAH