CRUSTY PANTIES IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SMEGMA COATED DREAMS
"Smegma is probably the most misunderstood, most unjustifiably maligned substance in nature. Smegma is clean, not dirty, and is beneficial and necessary. It moisturizes the glans and keeps it smooth, soft, and supple. Its antibacterial and antiviral properties keep the penis clean and healthy. All mammals produce smegma. Thomas J. Ritter, MD [co-author of Say No to Circumcision] underscored its importance when he commented, 'The animal kingdom would probably cease to exist without smegma.'" ("Where Is My Foreskin? The Case Against Circumcision," by Paul M. Fleiss, MD, Mothering, Winter 1997)
SMEGMA IS NOT BAD FOR YOU!
GOD BEING IN DELAWARE SUCKS I HATE IT HERE
I NEED NEW PEOPLE TO KILL
DICKLICKER BING CROSBY