Mar 04, 2005 02:21
The other day, I was having sex with my friend's mom. She asked me if I liked getting it in the ass.
She scraped me with her AIDS blade and began fist fucking my asshole. I screamed and yelled with glee.
I wanted her to bend me over and show me who my real dad was.
And then I chewed a piece of zebra stripe bubble gum and stuck it to her cervix.
Her son has a permanent imprint of that silly zebra.
And I say.
Silly zebra. Placenta is for haitians.