HAVE YOU MET HAYSTACK CALHOUN?

Dec 08, 2009 00:47

HE WAS A MOUNTAIN OF A MAN. I SENT HIM HOME TO MOMMY WITH A ROLLING DDT.

HOW BOUT GORGEOUS GEORGE? CHIEF WAHOO MCDANIEL? LEAPING LANNY? WILDFIRE TOMMY RICH? THEY ALL FELL VICTIM TO MY CREDIT! PURPLE NURPLE, CHERRY BELLY! OH YEAH!

DON'T YOU RAISE A HAND TO ME, MISSY, I'LL PUT YA IN A FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK! YOU EVER GET THE THRILL OF SLINGING ONE OF YOUR LITTLE SCHOOLMATE CHUMS AGAINST THE MAT AND WATCHING THEIR EYES ROLL BACK IN THEIR HEAD LIKE THEY'RE SOME KIND OF LITTLE FREAK?
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