DON'T TRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, don't try
EVERYone keeps telling me that it is almost my birthday; I KEEP FORGETTING!
january 11th is also MOS DEF'S birthday. this must mean that the stars are aligned for us and that we must commence with the boning.
same with Mary J Blige's birthday, btu she is definitely not invited to that shag-a-thon.
amanda peet's birthday is the same as mine but i always thought she seemed like a real cunty cunt.
ROD TAYLOR , THE GUY FROM "THE BIRDSSSSSS" has my birthday. 0 shit, he's invited to the shag-a-thon. as long as he always has that real worried loook on his face. WHICH HE PROBABLY WOULD ANYWAYS. {I JUST LOOKED IT UP AND HE IS NOT DEAD BUT HE IS 77 YEARS OLD, WHICH HAPPENS TO BE IN MY DATING RANGE}
LASTLY , BUT NOT LEASTLY, alexander hamilton's birthday is also january 11th, 1755. MY EXACT BIRTH DAY AND YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
unicorn rhymes with boonicorn which, in turn, rhymes with HUCKLEBERRY FINN.
- on friday i saw one missed call and it was splendiferous because a baby had a cell phone at one part and i WANT IT TO TXT ME.
* on saturday , paige and scott and nina came over and we mtv jammed and played scrabz. iT WASN'T THAT GOOD OF A SCRAB GAME THOUGH, it didn't really mesh with me. (because i didn't win.) SCOTT ALWAYS WINS BECAUSE............
................. .............the moment we've all been waiting for.............. . . . . . . . . .. . he is a robot. a posh slag of a robot, if U ask ME.
that night we went to the mall and thEN TO OUR DISMAY scott's car wouldn't start when we were leaving. so deraleeked saved the day by giving him a battery OR SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW, SOME DANG CONVALUTED THING. alli know is that: derek reallly REVS MY ENGINE. eventually, after 54 years f roaming the desert, we ended up in my basement playing yoshi's story and i screamed like a banshee.
i wish i had muscley arms. SPEAKING OF MUSCLEY BODY PARTS, this is a list of songs that i really love right now:
=ada - the national (WHAT CAN I SAY, THE GUY'S VOICE IS REALLY CHOCOLATEY!!!)
=acceptable in the 80's - calvin harris (that synth just pumps my nads!)
=i'll believe in anything - wolf parade (THE SONG I THOUGHT I FOUND IN THE LAST ENTRY, BUT NOAH SCRAPPLES SHOWED ME THE WAY and that it was really by wolfy and not that other thing, W/E I LIKE IT)
=no pussy blues - grinderman (just str8 up rules, i wish nick cave would give me 388 mustache rides, he's a genius in a bottle, you gotta rub him the right way)
=heart attack - gravy train!!!! (BITCHEZ TELL ME THAT I MIGHT DIE 'CUZ EVERYTHING I EAT IS FFFFFFRIED BUT ALL i want is some french friesss ad some of that hot apple piee)
= VIRTUAL INSANITY BY JAMIROQUAI!!!!!!!!! (IF IT WERE ANY FUNKIER, MY FUNK-O-METER WOULD SHATTER AND KILL SOME PEEPS)
i wish i was that guy OR that guy's hat.
january 11th is also MOS DEF'S birthday. this must mean that the stars are aligned for us and that we must commence with the boning.
same with Mary J Blige's birthday, btu she is definitely not invited to that shag-a-thon.
amanda peet's birthday is the same as mine but i always thought she seemed like a real cunty cunt.
ROD TAYLOR , THE GUY FROM "THE BIRDSSSSSS" has my birthday. 0 shit, he's invited to the shag-a-thon. as long as he always has that real worried loook on his face. WHICH HE PROBABLY WOULD ANYWAYS. {I JUST LOOKED IT UP AND HE IS NOT DEAD BUT HE IS 77 YEARS OLD, WHICH HAPPENS TO BE IN MY DATING RANGE}
LASTLY , BUT NOT LEASTLY, alexander hamilton's birthday is also january 11th, 1755. MY EXACT BIRTH DAY AND YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
unicorn rhymes with boonicorn which, in turn, rhymes with HUCKLEBERRY FINN.
- on friday i saw one missed call and it was splendiferous because a baby had a cell phone at one part and i WANT IT TO TXT ME.
* on saturday , paige and scott and nina came over and we mtv jammed and played scrabz. iT WASN'T THAT GOOD OF A SCRAB GAME THOUGH, it didn't really mesh with me. (because i didn't win.) SCOTT ALWAYS WINS BECAUSE............
................. .............the moment we've all been waiting for.............. . . . . . . . . .. . he is a robot. a posh slag of a robot, if U ask ME.
that night we went to the mall and thEN TO OUR DISMAY scott's car wouldn't start when we were leaving. so deraleeked saved the day by giving him a battery OR SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW, SOME DANG CONVALUTED THING. alli know is that: derek reallly REVS MY ENGINE. eventually, after 54 years f roaming the desert, we ended up in my basement playing yoshi's story and i screamed like a banshee.
i wish i had muscley arms. SPEAKING OF MUSCLEY BODY PARTS, this is a list of songs that i really love right now:
=ada - the national (WHAT CAN I SAY, THE GUY'S VOICE IS REALLY CHOCOLATEY!!!)
=acceptable in the 80's - calvin harris (that synth just pumps my nads!)
=i'll believe in anything - wolf parade (THE SONG I THOUGHT I FOUND IN THE LAST ENTRY, BUT NOAH SCRAPPLES SHOWED ME THE WAY and that it was really by wolfy and not that other thing, W/E I LIKE IT)
=no pussy blues - grinderman (just str8 up rules, i wish nick cave would give me 388 mustache rides, he's a genius in a bottle, you gotta rub him the right way)
=heart attack - gravy train!!!! (BITCHEZ TELL ME THAT I MIGHT DIE 'CUZ EVERYTHING I EAT IS FFFFFFRIED BUT ALL i want is some french friesss ad some of that hot apple piee)
= VIRTUAL INSANITY BY JAMIROQUAI!!!!!!!!! (IF IT WERE ANY FUNKIER, MY FUNK-O-METER WOULD SHATTER AND KILL SOME PEEPS)
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