somebody's gonna get their head kicked in TONIGHT!

Dec 08, 2007 10:46

last night, i had a dream that my dad was solving zodiac cyphers and then we went into some really weird store and i saw this jean jacket with notorious b.i.g. on the back of it and i wanted it so badly and i kept showing my dad and being like ISN'T THIS SO AWESOME? I LOVE It. but he didn't catch on and didn't buy it for me, and just kept solving those cyphers.

sorry about that, i hate when people talk about their dreams. it is really boring for the person listening and when will the dreamerz learn this. like, it is one thing if you are like "oh haha i had a dream i killed a lunchlady last night! weird, huh?" but usually people are like :

person: WANNA KNOW MY DREAM?????? IT WAS SOO WEIRD! OMG WEIRD.

me: uh heh heh suuuure (in my brain: NO I DON'T FUCKING CARE)

person: okay so first there was like this dragon, and me, and this guy, and this pile of corn OH and it was night time, and so i was like following this thing and then the dragon was chasing me OH BY THE WAY this guy from our school was in the dream! WEIRD, RIGHT???? yeah so i was running and then this thing started bleeding and hten i had SEX with my 3RD GRADE TEACHER!!!!!!

me: haha, sounds like a wack dream you had.

just thinking about it actually makesme enraged! something that doesn't make me enraged are these mittens my friend's mom gave me for CHANUALKAKAKAKAh




JUST LOOK AT THOSE MITTENS. sorry that i didn't do an lj cut, i am deeply apologetic about it. i just wanna pinch people with 'em.

yest0RD4Y ben bolan gave me a ride home from school, and then him and juuulian ended up coming over for some hours and we had hot chocolate and watched mtv jamz and they each ate like 4 bowls of cereal. it snowed and we were very excited. i kicked nigel outside and made him play in it.
mattums was supposed to come over at 4;30 but he called and was like I'M GONNA BE L8!! so ben and julian stayed till like 4;30, and then left . matty called again later and was like an upset jawn and was like "I CAN'T GO CUZ IT IS SNOWING =(" and i was like OH, SWEET REVENGE!jusT KIDDING it wouldn't make sense for me to say that. i was like just OH DAGNABBIT!
ALL IN ALL, SOMEHOW JAKE MILLER ended up coming over at like 7:30 and he ate dinner with us but really he didn't eat and drank water because I THINK HE HAS AN EATING DISORDER. me him and katie and simon watched THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE (HUBBELL) in my basement. simon was drunkzorz and fell asleep onthe couch like 2 seconds after the movie started and snored so loud that i coulnd't hear the movie. katie fell asleep too! WHAT'S WITH THOSE BRITISH PEOPLE!!!!!!!!1111 so just me and jake watched it and jake told me about how his balls itch a lot. I AM SCARED TO WAKE UP AT 3 O'CLOCK A.M. FOR FEAR THAT SATAN WILL OVERTAKE ME WITH HIS DARK POWERS. i'm not really scared of that cuz it looked like emily rose was having a rollicking good time, rollin' around like that.

"EVERYONE WHO THROWS THEIR BACK OUT IS IN SO MUCH PAIN THAT THEY CANNOT PUT THEIR SHOES ON" - i just heard simon say that on the phone to someone. i hope he wasn't really talking about throwing backs out, and that it is like some wacky chinese proverb. HAHHAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA

so tonight is my hanukkah party, we're getting crunked on manochevitz! not really. i hope it is fun. (diane, i wish you could come, LOVE YOU BABY GRL!)

BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH,
love always,
creeping and leaping,
the BLOB.

(the blob wrote this entry, not molly! )
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