Why I am quite certain this job hunt will give me hives. . .

[yourbodyaboveme]

These are some actual requirements for applying to a job that, looking at the job description, I could probably do quite well. I am too lazy and indignant to do this kind of crap, so I guess we know they're at least weeding out the lazy and indignant ones. . .

Send a letter of interest, completed application, vita, official transcripts, three reference letters, and a statement of your philosophy of Christian liberal arts education

I just read that over, and inside me, something snapped.