Call me fucking fed up

[yourbodyaboveme]

I am crap at coming up with titles. Titles for anything, really. Songs, poems, essays, names for pets or children. I am fickle, indecisive, or just plain uncreative.

So I am asking you, my loyal "friends" and "readers", for submissions for ideas for the title of my dissertation.

Here's a few I've come up with so far:

-How I Spent My Summer Vacation

-I Wrote This Entire Thing Since The Last Time I Had Sex

-"Fuck You For Making Me Write This Fucking Piece Of Shit!" and Other Obscenties I Screamed While Writing This Dissertation

and of course

-The Digitization Of Special Collections Materials. . .In My Pants

Thoughts? Better ideas?

I'm begging you!