Sep 24, 2004 22:20
So today I was hypnotized and remained in Office Space like daze for thirty minutes, unable to write legibly or walk without dragging feet on pavement like recluctant eight-year-old who did not get any legos at target.
ss f'realz.
I highly recommend hypnosis if you ever, you know, stumble upon the opportunity one day or something.
furthermore, i need an airplane. in my jet, you can listen to electronic devices during takeoff, landing, and taxiing. naturally. also, the seats are red.