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A FEW THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW:
• Yuffie! I want you to be my sister too! You're cute and hyper and funny and I don't think you're annoying, no matter what others say.
• I really love it when Sakura calls me her big brother because it's so cute and funny and adorable~ Wish she really was my little sister because I think we'd be awesome siblings! But I think she has a crush on me.
• Ev should get smashed more often. And BARTENDER/WAITRESS? I thought you were some kinda business woman with the way you spoke. Sheesh! Although you're a pretty bartender/waitress, nonetheless. Also I think you and Val should get together and you WILL, I just know it. So fess up now.
• I think Naminé is really really cute and I want to squish her and hug her but I also just want her to be happy, happy, happy and have a great life. You should smile more often, Naminé! Your smile is very bright when you do!
• Oh! Reno! You're right! If I ever do see you touching Cloud your arms and legs are mine for the taking. Among other body parts if you're not careful! ♥
• Elena, even though I said I wanted to see you naked in an apron as payback I only said it because I wanted to push your buttons. FEAR NOT. I will never ask again!
• Sora should eat his anti-chokes artichokes or he'll stay short forever! Get him to eat them, Roxas! And some carrots! And no, I don't know if carrots turn your skin orange but I thought they did so MAYBE THEY DO.
• Also, I really want to beat the shit out of Sephiroth but I also want to be friends with him too and it's confusing because he used to be my friend but now he's all "GRR MOTHER MOTHER" and it's annoying and the only reason I do wanna kill him is 'cause he hurt Cloud and all those other people and he's torturing others for the sake of this Mother-thingie he says is his mother or whatever and I don't really know what to do despite me saying I do and what if he hurts Cloud in the mix you know it's just GAKJSDVJD--
• I LOVE CLOUD STRIFE. I'm an overprotective bastard over him and I don't want any of you touching him you hear me?
• Speaking of Cloud, he was the best lay EVER. And yes, I DO like seeing him in a dress and without one! And NO, I don't like torturing him as much as he thinks I do! I was just doing that over the years because it gave me a reason to talk to him.
Wait, what?
[ooc: I wasn't actually going to do this, but. Hey. Whatever, it works.
Oh, and yes. Just added the Sephiroth bit. I forgot about that one. But the strikes are deleting since he realized after a few minutes that he REALLY SHOULDN'T SAY THAT OUT LOUD. x) So no one saw anyways~ I don't think. *coughs*]
• Yuffie! I want you to be my sister too! You're cute and hyper and funny and I don't think you're annoying, no matter what others say.
• I really love it when Sakura calls me her big brother because it's so cute and funny and adorable~ Wish she really was my little sister because I think we'd be awesome siblings! But I think she has a crush on me.
• Ev should get smashed more often. And BARTENDER/WAITRESS? I thought you were some kinda business woman with the way you spoke. Sheesh! Although you're a pretty bartender/waitress, nonetheless. Also I think you and Val should get together and you WILL, I just know it. So fess up now.
• I think Naminé is really really cute and I want to squish her and hug her but I also just want her to be happy, happy, happy and have a great life. You should smile more often, Naminé! Your smile is very bright when you do!
• Oh! Reno! You're right! If I ever do see you touching Cloud your arms and legs are mine for the taking. Among other body parts if you're not careful! ♥
• Elena, even though I said I wanted to see you naked in an apron as payback I only said it because I wanted to push your buttons. FEAR NOT. I will never ask again!
• Sora should eat his anti-chokes artichokes or he'll stay short forever! Get him to eat them, Roxas! And some carrots! And no, I don't know if carrots turn your skin orange but I thought they did so MAYBE THEY DO.
• Also, I really want to beat the shit out of Sephiroth but I also want to be friends with him too and it's confusing because he used to be my friend but now he's all "GRR MOTHER MOTHER" and it's annoying and the only reason I do wanna kill him is 'cause he hurt Cloud and all those other people and he's torturing others for the sake of this Mother-thingie he says is his mother or whatever and I don't really know what to do despite me saying I do and what if he hurts Cloud in the mix you know it's just GAKJSDVJD--
• I LOVE CLOUD STRIFE. I'm an overprotective bastard over him and I don't want any of you touching him you hear me?
• Speaking of Cloud, he was the best lay EVER. And yes, I DO like seeing him in a dress and without one! And NO, I don't like torturing him as much as he thinks I do! I was just doing that over the years because it gave me a reason to talk to him.
Wait, what?
[ooc: I wasn't actually going to do this, but. Hey. Whatever, it works.
Oh, and yes. Just added the Sephiroth bit. I forgot about that one. But the strikes are deleting since he realized after a few minutes that he REALLY SHOULDN'T SAY THAT OUT LOUD. x) So no one saw anyways~ I don't think. *coughs*]