I apologize beforehand.
anonymous
September 16 2004, 23:18:08 UTC
Stephanie "Merlot" Olivero, was a past roomate of mine. My name is Steven Pilker and here is my story. There once was a usable Chevrolet Lumina. It was a car that was trustworthy to many but despised by one.
The one is Ms. Olivero.
During the time I lived with Stephanie (nearly a year and a half) the gas successfully combusted in the vehicle until one day it was abandoned (due to a few problems). Her love was then cast on a new automobile. A blue Ford.
The Lumina in question, is still parked in my back driveway. It looks so sad. It looks so lonely. It looks like love will never find its heart again.
It has been there for nearly, if not over, 2 years. It COULD have been donated to a charitable cause. But no. It COULD have been repaired and given to a needy family. But no. It just lays there. It just waits to rot away. Waiting to die. Did you know, it has a vine growing out of its trunk? It doesn't need a family now, it doesn't need a hug. It just needs to move. That's it. Just move. It wouldn't be difficult to tow it to a proper burial ground. But no. That's not what its owner desires. If that were the case, it would have been sent away year(s) ago. It still has some of her belongings in it. Its drivers side door is unlocked. You can throw parties in it. Pool parties.
So remember, if you want to throw pool parties in an abandoned Lumina, just ask Stephanie where it is, she'll be happy to tell you.
Hint hint hint (Spoilers ahead) It's at 1431 E. 7th. St. Behind the apartment Stephanie used to live in. If you need directions on how to get to Old Grey Rusty (my pet name for Stephanie's car)
You can call me at 704-492-1651. I would be happy to chat about the future of the Lumina. Or lack thereof. (did I mention it had vines growing through it?)
Y'know it could be sold for parts. Y'know it has some of Stephanie's stuff in it. AND the doors are unlocked too!
So remember the address, and if you need to call, you know where to get me.
I've heard before it was getting taken care of in two weeks, but that 6 months ago (or was it 9?) Either way it doesn't matter... IT'S STILL THERE.
Steven Barkley Pilker (yeah that's right I full-named myself) BOING!
My name is Steven Pilker and here is my story.
There once was a usable Chevrolet Lumina.
It was a car that was trustworthy to many but despised by one.
The one is Ms. Olivero.
During the time I lived with Stephanie (nearly a year and a half) the gas successfully combusted in the vehicle until one day it was abandoned (due to a few problems). Her love was then cast on a new automobile.
A blue Ford.
The Lumina in question, is still parked in my back driveway.
It looks so sad.
It looks so lonely.
It looks like love will never find its heart again.
It has been there for nearly, if not over, 2 years.
It COULD have been donated to a charitable cause.
But no.
It COULD have been repaired and given to a needy family.
But no.
It just lays there.
It just waits to rot away.
Waiting to die.
Did you know, it has a vine growing out of its trunk?
It doesn't need a family now, it doesn't need a hug.
It just needs to move.
That's it.
Just move.
It wouldn't be difficult to tow it to a proper burial ground.
But no.
That's not what its owner desires.
If that were the case, it would have been sent away year(s) ago.
It still has some of her belongings in it.
Its drivers side door is unlocked.
You can throw parties in it.
Pool parties.
So remember, if you want to throw pool parties in an abandoned Lumina, just ask Stephanie where it is, she'll be happy to tell you.
Hint hint hint (Spoilers ahead)
It's at 1431 E. 7th. St.
Behind the apartment Stephanie used to live in.
If you need directions on how to get to
Old Grey Rusty (my pet name for Stephanie's car)
You can call me at 704-492-1651.
I would be happy to chat about the future of the Lumina.
Or lack thereof.
(did I mention it had vines growing through it?)
Y'know it could be sold for parts.
Y'know it has some of Stephanie's stuff in it.
AND the doors are unlocked too!
So remember the address, and if you need to call, you know where to get me.
I've heard before it was getting taken care of in two weeks, but that 6 months ago (or was it 9?)
Either way it doesn't matter...
IT'S STILL THERE.
Steven Barkley Pilker
(yeah that's right I full-named myself)
BOING!
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