Only in NC

[youraplunkin]

Does anyone else hate driving down the street and seeing some homemade sign that states the obvious like, "we love our troops", "booze it or lose it". Well after work I saw a homemade huge sing that said, "we love our children ALIVE! SO SLOW DOWN". You stupid fuckers and I saw the jerk driving on his riding lawn mower I can bet anything he made that sign not because people were driving fast but because he wanted to look like some great father......like I care about your kids maybe they throw rocks at my car and I want them dead! Ok that was harsh but god I wanted to be like, "your kids should get run over and die!". Oh on that note my old boss who was my favorite boss and I am not being sarcastic he kicks ass majorly, his Dad was killed last night in some bad car crash. I am such a puss too cause I totaly about cryed. I mean when you lose people like I have and hear something like that it effects you or me anyways. So I hope Jarod does ok in New York. Oh and I won 1,000 Delta Skymiles off of a Coke-a-cola bottle.. Uhh so what has been going on with me you might ask? Well lets see...hmmm...uh I recently joined a band well it is just me and my friends but hell we kick some major butt! So hopefully we can have a MP3 up soon. I am getting kinda lonley. Heather from New York wants me to hang out up there. So on christmas I think I am going to use my miles and visit my bro and see her. Strange Heather was the first girl I never ever dated but cared soo much for. Like I would have done anything for that girl and I usualy did. But she would never date me. But cause she lives in NYC now and can't find a guy she has taken interest in me again..or so I can pretend to myself anyway. Why can't being alittle desperate be a bit of a turn on?

Peace Out,
Jon Burger