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yourantilex

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Oct 03, 2008 20:30

[audio post]

Is this thing on? I held the button down. Red means power, right? Or does red mean off...

So hey...everyone. My name's Clark. Is anyone listening? Because I don't think I'm in...Kansas anymore.

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[audio reply] halfvulcan October 4 2008, 00:43:48 UTC

Indeed, you are not in Kansas.

[audio reply] yourantilex October 4 2008, 00:59:14 UTC

Oh, man, thank gosh. I was afraid nobody would reply or some other kind of worst case scenario.

Do you know what's going on? You sound pretty calm.

[audio reply] halfvulcan October 4 2008, 01:07:03 UTC

You have been transported through unknown means to a dimension entirely separate from your own. It is most frequently referred to simply as "the City." There should be no immediate danger, and no reason to panic.

[audio reply] yourantilex October 4 2008, 01:11:15 UTC

What do you mean, no reason to panic? I've been...transported through unknown means to another dimension! This is usually a bad sign!

[audio reply] halfvulcan October 4 2008, 01:17:23 UTC

Indeed. However, unless you possess a means to return, panicking will neither help you understand your situation nor rectify it. It is best to remain calm, since - though most peculiar - this place is largely benevolent according to my observations thus far.

[audio reply] yourantilex October 4 2008, 01:20:02 UTC

That's...really fair. That's really good advice.

Have you been here long? My name's Clark Kent.

[audio reply] halfvulcan October 4 2008, 01:25:12 UTC

I have been here for 4 days, 4 hours, and 28 minutes. I am Spock.

[audio reply] yourantilex October 4 2008, 01:30:09 UTC

You adjust pretty quickly, Mr. Spock.

Any idea why you and me and other people are here?

[audio reply] halfvulcan October 4 2008, 01:44:01 UTC

Thank you, Mr. Kent.

I can only speculate on the reasons. I have not yet seen proof to support any theory.