I say I said my name is Fred

[yourantiher0]

[Edit: Some misunderstandings led to a really stupid run-on argument in my comments... I'd rather just deal with this myself and forget the whole thing ever happened here alright? Groovy then. BS deleted

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[zelas_metallium]

Let's see, I've been meaning to do this for a while but am just now getting around to it. Cower before the beast king, tee hee hee.

1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
Mr. Mittens. Because it's cute and someday I want to name my son that.
2. Am I lovable?
Sure, why not?
3. How long have you known me?
A week or so.
4. When and how did we first meet?
You commented on my odd Shazna haiku lj entry a while ago, and wanted to know how a cute girl like me could be a king. It was shocking, because people I know don't usually comment, much less strangers.
5. What was your first impression?
I was all like, do I know this guy in real life somehow?
6. Do you still think that way about me now?
No.
7. What do you think my weakness is?
Uh, judging from the profile and stuff I would guess social skills, but it takes guts to comment on people's journals so I'm not sure.
8. Do you think I'll get married?
Yes.
9. What makes me happy?
Food.
10. What makes me sad?
Evil puppy-eating people slaughtering your family.
11. What reminds you of me?
Haiku.
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
A pearl of geeky wisdom.
13. How well do you know me?
Not at all.
14. When's the last time you saw me?
I've never really *seen* you, I guess a while agoish though.
15. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
Every minute, I suppress my desire to confess my mad, passionate love. Did I just say that? I mean... no. (Completely negative, no one could mistake that for a yes.)
16. Do you think I could kill someone?
No.
17. Describe me in one word.
Dynamic!
18. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?
I guess from here it can only get stronger....
19. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?
Maybe....
20. Are you going to put this on your livejournal and see what I say about you?
No.

[yourantiher0]

Wow... just wow. A year of no responses and now i'm making friends left and right. However, please do me (and your future son) an enormous favor and DON'T ever use that name again... it is *evil*, like a boy band forum evil.

Don't worry too much about the feelings of unrelenting passion, I know its tough resisting my endless charm and dashing good looks (Its a joke, no lynching please) but you'll manage.

Woohoo! Dynamic! ::Runs off to fight crime::