Jun 04, 2006 22:16
Euphoricy: yar
LilJagCub: pirates!
LilJagCub: die!
LilJagCub: *throwy stars*
Euphoricy: *deflects your pitiful ninja stars with my mega cool cutlass...BIATTCCCH*
LilJagCub: O_O *smokey bomb thingy- hides in the mysteryous shadowns and creeps around silently then blows blow darts with uhm paralising poision at your butt*
Euphoricy: I'm telling dREW!!
LilJagCub: O_O
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LilJagCub: O_O *stays all silent and hidey and throws laughy gas canwith you so youll be high*
LilJagCub: (he wont believe a high giggley person mwahahaha -thought voice-)
Euphoricy: I think you should kill her for trying to kill me and then give me drugs
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i am antipathy: *cuts off your ninja head*
i am antipathy: *and shoots you for good measure*
LilJagCub: *hidey shadows-you cant see me*
i am antipathy: dont care... youre dead
LilJagCub: 0_o *nope hidey shadows - stupid pirates cant see smart ninjas in creepy shadows*
LilJagCub: *smokey bomb*
i am antipathy: you werent standing in creepy shadows when i cut your head off... cheater
i am antipathy: and cheating... is a pirate trait... pinja
LilJagCub: (thoughty voice of confusion- AH!) *was too- see gin about it allways in creepy shadows- and chris shaaadows*
i am antipathy: lying and cheating
i am antipathy: thats too pirate traits
i am antipathy: and using a means of intoxication on gin? pirate trait #3
LilJagCub: (hows that a pirate trait? i did it)
LilJagCub: (i bathe im not a smelly pirate)
i am antipathy: nope, youre a pinja... a half breed, which is worse than a ninja... its a ninja who secretly wants to be a pirate
LilJagCub: (ew no i dont!)
i am antipathy: mhmm
i am antipathy: youre all alone against three pirates... you will lose
LilJagCub: (i vcan take em *glare you cant see cause im hiding from you all*)
i am antipathy: no you cant, i killed you
LilJagCub: (i was hiding!)
i am antipathy: coward
LilJagCub: (not coward... smart)
i am antipathy: you were hiding from gin, not me... i saw you... and killed you
i am antipathy: no, if you were smart... youd be a pirate
LilJagCub: (noooo in shadows none can see its like im invisible or somthing)
i am antipathy: chicken shit
LilJagCub: *throwy stars!!!!! of DOOM!* (...) *new secret silent location in shadows to watch you 3 doo doo brained pirates*
i am antipathy: *moves out of the way*
i am antipathy: throwing stars are for sissies
i am antipathy: bullets go faster and hurt more
LilJagCub: (modern ninjas have snipers- pirates have shotguns)
LilJagCub: (but honor of battle keeps me from using it)
i am antipathy: guns are dishonorable to ninja culture, period
LilJagCub: (pish )
i am antipathy: so, while youre swinging your sniper rifle... im going to shoot you... with my shotgun
i am antipathy: you = lose
LilJagCub: (ive seen too many ninjas with themin th movies then they wrere all WHA! ninja >_> creeepy death to you all o_o)
i am antipathy: pussies... the whole lot of 'em
LilJagCub: (i dotn ahve one i jsut telling you i -could-
LilJagCub: )
i am antipathy: alright, well you sit and play with yourself in the shadows... my crew and i are gonna go over here and be cooler than you