10 ITEMS OR LESS MOTHERFUCKER!
So, I am at my local Walmart picking up some toilet paper and Crystal Light. Even though the store has about 20 lanes, of course only 4 are open. I go to the 10 items or less lane, because there is only 1 lady in line.
I hate this lady. This is clearly the 10 items or less lane, and she has 26 items. I counted. 26! I mean, 12 items is okay, maybe even 15. But 26! NO! That is TOO many.
The worst part of the whole situation is that she is buying Diet Sprite and 98% fat free hot dogs when she approaching 300 pounds. This items are not going to do her any good when se eats them with the snackie cakes she is also buying.
So, she leaves, and I complain to the cashier, who thinks I am funny, because she also hates when people do that. She especially finds the diet food observation funny. I commented that none of that diet food is going to work when all you do is watch TV.
Then, the guy behind me chimes in saying he has lost weight just watching tv, went from a 36 to a 32. I asked him how he did it, and he tells me he has been very depressed lately and has not been eating. Weirdo. Why did he need all that Nyquil?
Oh Walmart.
I hate this lady. This is clearly the 10 items or less lane, and she has 26 items. I counted. 26! I mean, 12 items is okay, maybe even 15. But 26! NO! That is TOO many.
The worst part of the whole situation is that she is buying Diet Sprite and 98% fat free hot dogs when she approaching 300 pounds. This items are not going to do her any good when se eats them with the snackie cakes she is also buying.
So, she leaves, and I complain to the cashier, who thinks I am funny, because she also hates when people do that. She especially finds the diet food observation funny. I commented that none of that diet food is going to work when all you do is watch TV.
Then, the guy behind me chimes in saying he has lost weight just watching tv, went from a 36 to a 32. I asked him how he did it, and he tells me he has been very depressed lately and has not been eating. Weirdo. Why did he need all that Nyquil?
Oh Walmart.